have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right. They seem to have problems with grip, speed, tension etc. This is not to say that their efforts are unpleasant but now and again their enthusiasm can lead to some pain. i am sure us blokes are so good because of our unlimited practice facilities and equally sure that the ladies feel that we are not as good as themselves when it comes to pleasuring them by hand. Of course there are exceptions
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Cant say i've had any problems....if its not working for the bloke i ask to be shown and then just copy what he did...as u men returning the favour...i just like being touched but sometimes its just abit hard and i then have to tell u what your doing wrong bt tbh havent had to do this to the older man its the younger lads u have to explain it too 
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have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right. They seem to have problems with grip, speed, tension etc. This is not to say that their efforts are unpleasant but now and again their enthusiasm can lead to some pain. i am sure us blokes are so good because of our unlimited practice facilities and equally sure that the ladies feel that we are not as good as themselves when it comes to pleasuring them by hand. Of course there are exceptions
So if you don't like the way birds do it, stick with blokes, or yourself, or just tell the person you're with that you want it done differently........ bloody hell, do we need to tell you everything? .....
Jeeeeeeeeeeeez :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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[So if you don't like the way birds do it, stick with blokes, or yourself, or just tell the person you're with that you want it done differently........ bloody hell, do we need to tell you everything? .....
Jeeeeeeeeeeeez :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
He's an Essex boy racer..... no real offence intended.
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have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right. They seem to have problems with grip, speed, tension etc. This is not to say that their efforts are unpleasant but now and again their enthusiasm can lead to some pain. i am sure us blokes are so good because of our unlimited practice facilities and equally sure that the ladies feel that we are not as good as themselves when it comes to pleasuring them by hand. Of course there are exceptions
Can i just say one thing....
It dont stop you from coming back for more tho :shock: ... So 'women in general' cant be that bad at it...
Am l right or just over defending woman-kind?
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..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right.
Of course there are exceptions
:smoke: I've never had any complaints.
Or maybe they were just too polite to tell me, and very good actors....
Hi. I'm Belinda by the way. This is my first post.
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Have to admit, at times....guilty as charged.
But the problem is with all the different kinds of foreskin you blokes have. Some pull all the way back and some don't. Some bloke's foreskins go all the way back but they still like to pull it over the nob-end like a hoody while others don't, some blokes like firm and hard while others like it slower and more gently.
I'm telling you, that foreskin business is a nightmare!
Just tell us what you want.
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Cant say i've had any problems....if its not working for the bloke i ask to be shown and then just copy what he did...as u men returning the favour...i just like being touched but sometimes its just abit hard and i then have to tell u what your doing wrong bt tbh havent had to do this to the older man its the younger lads u have to explain it too
Well said girls :thumbup:
Oh - and welcome to the asylum BerryBelinda
Dammies soap just reminded me:
There is of course the point that.....
If you guys washed it a bit more often/thoroughly/after peeing then may be you would get 'head' instead of a wank
PS....
You should be glad they are holding the outside and not trying to cram as many fingers into the hole as they can in the first few seconds of foreplay :shock:
There is of course the point that.....
If you guys washed it a bit more often/thoroughly/after peeing then may be you would get 'head' instead of a wank
PS....
You should be glad they are holding the outside and not trying to cram as many fingers into the hole as they can in the first few seconds of foreplay :shock:
Dammie :kiss:
Warming the Bed
If I tell my partner how I like it, "go slower, faster hold it firmer" am I having oral sex as well?
If I lay on my arm in a particular way my hand goes numb if I wank then it feel like someone else is doing it! lol
Luke
If I lay on my arm in a particular way my hand goes numb if I wank then it feel like someone else is doing it! lol
Luke
But, in a serious response to the initial thread post;
I don't think this is correct, my (relatively untested) theory is that it wouldn't be just the women who wouldn't seem to get it quite right, it would be the men too.
If I have a wank myself then I can modify how I'm doing it pretty much without thinking about it, so it wouldn't matter who was doing it, unless they can feel my feelings then they're not going be as efficient as I am. Having said that, I prefer a blowjob, thanks
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have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right.
I don't think this is correct, my (relatively untested) theory is that it wouldn't be just the women who wouldn't seem to get it quite right, it would be the men too.
If I have a wank myself then I can modify how I'm doing it pretty much without thinking about it, so it wouldn't matter who was doing it, unless they can feel my feelings then they're not going be as efficient as I am. Having said that, I prefer a blowjob, thanks
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes
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I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes
What job was that?
I am wracking my brain to try and think what it could be ...........
veterinary nurse maybe (lifting the animals and gripping then so they don't run away)?
shelf stacking in a greengrocer (lifting the stuff onto the shelves and gripping the melons so they don't roll away)? :dunno:
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I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes
What job was that?
I am wracking my brain to try and think what it could be ...........
veterinary nurse maybe (lifting the animals and gripping then so they don't run away)?
shelf stacking in a greengrocer (lifting the stuff onto the shelves and gripping the melons so they don't roll away)? :dunno:
Mrs Mop :lol:
Quote by Fallen Angel
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes
What job was that?
I am wracking my brain to try and think what it could be ...........
veterinary nurse maybe (lifting the animals and gripping then so they don't run away)?
shelf stacking in a greengrocer (lifting the stuff onto the shelves and gripping the melons so they don't roll away)? :dunno:
Na none of those 2 :lol: She worked on a assembly line manufacturing car parts welding, her favorite song was that 1 of the film where the women was a welder in a factory and also a dancer carnt remember the name flashdance i think
