question for the ladies really...
i have done a search on this but to no avail....
just started a bit of the old group thing with some great people and find myself for the first time basicaly amongst large male erections.....honestly
just wondered in your experiences how common the 'curved' or 'bent' penis is??
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ladies.......the old curved one
Master of Sex
I remember meeting a young fellow whos cock was bent at 90 degrees towards his toes, it was great for giving blowjobs, but i have a feeling that there was something medically wrong... i have a feeling (i never asked) that he had never had full sex because of the angle of his penis...
For all the guys out there.... if you think/know there is something wrong, dont sit back and wait on it falling off... go and see about it!
I am amazed how many men that have problems with their neither regions and do nothing about it. Ive been patient with my bloke for almost 3 years and only now is he gone to see his doctor... had he or any of the rest of you gone sooner it wouldnt have been so bad or painful or whatever....
if in doubt... get it checked out!
For all the guys out there.... if you think/know there is something wrong, dont sit back and wait on it falling off... go and see about it!
I am amazed how many men that have problems with their neither regions and do nothing about it. Ive been patient with my bloke for almost 3 years and only now is he gone to see his doctor... had he or any of the rest of you gone sooner it wouldnt have been so bad or painful or whatever....
if in doubt... get it checked out!
Quote by okgent
question for the ladies really...
i have done a search on this but to no avail....
just started a bit of the old group thing with some great people and find myself for the first time basicaly amongst large male erections.....honestly
just wondered in your experiences how common the 'curved' or 'bent' penis is??
If you search Google using the simple words, bent penis, though you may find out more using Peyronie's disease. Not sure if you are asking as yours is bent, or the others in the group are bent.
As for myself I was quite surprised in my first ever MMF when the other fella had a cock that was as curved as a banana when erect... didn't seem to affect him in anyway though....
Evolution is a wondrous thing
And that is no accident
But, we ask, with some mass debate
Should a dick be straight or bent?
Some are straight, as an arrow flies,
Others curve up or down
Which ones then please the most
And which make ladies frown?
It may be true – I do not know
That some bend side to side!
Some are long and some are short
All give a different ride.
The radius of curvature
Affects to-ing and fro-ing
Can you tell, if bent and short,
Whether you are cuming or going?
A straight one must be easy
To use it is a peach
But I think a curved one
Reaches parts that straight can’t reach
So now, ladies, it’s your choice –
It’s you who must decide
Straight or curved, up or down?
Which feels best inside?
Mac69
And that is no accident
But, we ask, with some mass debate
Should a dick be straight or bent?
Some are straight, as an arrow flies,
Others curve up or down
Which ones then please the most
And which make ladies frown?
It may be true – I do not know
That some bend side to side!
Some are long and some are short
All give a different ride.
The radius of curvature
Affects to-ing and fro-ing
Can you tell, if bent and short,
Whether you are cuming or going?
A straight one must be easy
To use it is a peach
But I think a curved one
Reaches parts that straight can’t reach
So now, ladies, it’s your choice –
It’s you who must decide
Straight or curved, up or down?
Which feels best inside?
Mac69
Sex God
I've (cough).........um..........seen all shapes and sizes 
ops: :oops: :oops:
Never one bent into a right angle though. :shock: :shock:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :undecided:
:whistling: :whistling:
ops: :oops: :oops: Never one bent into a right angle though. :shock: :shock:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :undecided:
:whistling: :whistling: 
Sex God
There was a young man from Hampton Wick
Who came into this world with a twisted dick
The whole of his life was one long hunt
For the perfect girl
With a corkscrew cunt.
Who came into this world with a twisted dick
The whole of his life was one long hunt
For the perfect girl
With a corkscrew cunt.
there was a young man from camden lock
whose curse it was to have an enormous cock
he was renowned for having the longest dong
some say it was fully 3 metres long....
so many lasses said said " no way! "
that he thought he'd try and be gay....
yet even the fellas could not contain that girth
as you can tell, this tale ends with no mirth .....
he ended his life , the young man from camden lock
by hanging himself,......with his own cock
i am pissed btw..and will probably delete this...
whose curse it was to have an enormous cock
he was renowned for having the longest dong
some say it was fully 3 metres long....
so many lasses said said " no way! "
that he thought he'd try and be gay....
yet even the fellas could not contain that girth
as you can tell, this tale ends with no mirth .....
he ended his life , the young man from camden lock
by hanging himself,......with his own cock
i am pissed btw..and will probably delete this...
Sex God
Quote by postie
there was a young man from camden lock
whose curse it was to have an enormous cock
he was renowned for having the longest dong
some say it was fully 3 metres long....
so many lasses said said " no way! "
that he thought he'd try and be gay....
yet even the fellas could not contain that girth
as you can tell, this tale ends with no mirth .....
he ended his life , the young man from camden lock
by hanging himself,......with his own cock
i am pissed btw..and will probably delete this...
Postie, that's terrible!! And now you can't delete it
Quote by Angel Chat
there was a young man from camden lock
whose curse it was to have an enormous cock
he was renowned for having the longest dong
some say it was fully 3 metres long....
so many lasses said said " no way! "
that he thought he'd try and be gay....
yet even the fellas could not contain that girth
as you can tell, this tale ends with no mirth .....
he ended his life , the young man from camden lock
by hanging himself,......with his own cock
i am pissed btw..and will probably delete this...
Postie, that's trerrible!! And now you can't delete it
i am pissed snot fair ...i'll get you back you evil Op you
Sex God
Quote by postie
and they looked like they were baked
i couldn't agree more
cos she's an evil Op
the end
Baked ffs?? what??
:P hi ive got a cock that bends pratically 90 upwards it used to worry me and i even thought about having an op to straighten (it apparently its caused by a ligament poping out of place and to fix it the simpley cut repostion and repair the ligament) but it works fine and some girls recon it hit the spot stright ones 
cant perhaps theey were just being nice 
cant perhaps theey were just being nice Quote by aa
hi ive got a cock that bends pratically 90 upwards it used to worry me and i even thought about having an op to straighten (it apparently its caused by a ligament poping out of place and to fix it the simpley cut repostion and repair the ligament) but it works fine and some girls recon it hit the spot stright ones
Or maybe not...
The :inlove: of my life had one with the tip bent like a concord and it curved to the left. Telll ya what, reverse cowgirl got there everytime.
:love: Another one I miss :smoke:
Quote by Silk and Big G
There was a young man from Hampton Wick
Who came into this world with a twisted dick
The whole of his life was one long hunt
For the perfect girl
With a corkscrew cunt.
lol thats just reminded me of a girl i was once with that had two fannys. yes you heard that right. i really could have done with a bent dick as it was tricky to get into a rythem. how could i have forgot something so unique as a girl with two fannys.
i remember that night we first got it on. she never said a word untill i tried to get it in the usual way and was greated with a wall :shock:
:shock: oh she said you have to go to the side abit and pick a hole. left or right ? yes! i thought two fannys on one girl there is a god :P cant believe i forgot her thanks for helping me to remember
Sex God
Don't let it bother ya, Brussels are gonna ban em by 2008. If you go to the nearest main post office and ask for an 'STR8 form' you can make your application for a new one. Alternatively apply on line at
Don't leave it too late though because you will be banned from useing it for anything other than pissin with after this date.
Don't leave it too late though because you will be banned from useing it for anything other than pissin with after this date.
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
lol thats just reminded me of a girl i was once with that had two fannys. oh she said you have to go to the side abit and pick a hole. left or right ?
And if she had a third fanny.......... you could have fucked her left, right and centre.... :lol:
Oh the old 'uns are the best...
Quote by postie
lol thats just reminded me of a girl i was once with that had two fannys. oh she said you have to go to the side abit and pick a hole. left or right ?
And if she had a third fanny.......... you could have fucked her left, right and centre.... :lol:
Oh the old 'uns are the best...
wap wap oooooooooooops :lol:
Quote by postie
lol thats just reminded me of a girl i was once with that had two fannys. oh she said you have to go to the side abit and pick a hole. left or right ?
And if she had a third fanny.......... you could have fucked her left, right and centre.... :lol:
Oh the old 'uns are the best...
I knew a girl with three ears once...........
A left ear..............
A right ear........................
And a final front ear
