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'lady seeks vwe' - the awful truth

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Hi everyone – (sort of) serious subject here.. :jagsatwork:
I’ve noticed that quite a few ads in the women looking... and couples looking… categories specify vwe… some go to vvwe… and some brave souls demand vvvwe. No takers for vvvvwe? It’s only a matter of time, I suppose… :twisted:
I notice though, that surveys find that 90% of men have manhoods between 5” and 7”. So only 1 in 20 exceeds 7”… only 1 in 200 exceeds 8”… and only 1 in 500 exceeds .
You know, I have a funny feeling this may be news to many ladies, even the SH funsters.
Now, I don’t know how many active, str8 blokes there are on SH, but ladies, specifying ‘9” minimum’ might just be limiting your options just a tad. And if you want to be just plain unreasonable, like demanding that the monster comes equipped with a discernible personality, well… rolleyes
If you’re interested, I got my information from and
Suits me!
I'm happy with the 90% biggrin
Sometimes less is more wink
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
It's lucky I suppose that 90% on here don't give a flying f*ck
As always it is NOT size
But do these guys KNOW what to do with it??????
Actions not size IMO
cool
You are assuming that all of the ads saying " lady looking for 9 inchs" are actually placed by women.
I personally am not interested in longer than the average length, been there and spent the whole time worrying that I would be hurt if he went too deep.
I can only "accomodate" 6-7 inches, so where is the fun in having a few inches left out in the cold!!!!?????
I think men make a bigger issue out of this than women do.
after readin this - damn - i always thought the ladies liked a fair old size
anyone know where i can get a cock reduction (but not bobbitt style)
There is hope for me wink
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
shite.................................thats me bolloxed then!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .............................................cry......................................sob
yes, unfortunately the truth hurts yet again lol
I guess I have just been lucky biggrin
Lucky enough to be so short sighted I can't see the difference.
Funny you should say that. I'm fairly well endowed, I think... Well, I've had quite a few girls say I'm the biggest they've had. But, I never answer any ads looking for vvvvvvvvwe guys. If it's just size they want, I dunno, use the blunt end of a wine bottle...?
ES - another feather for your erm.....signature??
1 in 500 ;)
bolt
HAving been cursed with an emourous prick.............lmao
ok ok truth time
many many moons ago, we met a bloke online, chatted away for a cpl of weeks got on real well and decided to meet up and see what happened. One thing led to another and before long clothes came off and............
When naughtynymphos picked herself up of the floor again, she insisted on getting a tape measure out, and from base of penis to tip was a very alarming and very genuine 14".
Thos bloke had made no reference tot he size of his cock at all during our conversations, which we found surprising untill he told us why......
Quite simply, he wanted people to meet him, and he felt that advertising his manhood would essential make the rest of him and appendage attached to a cock (i.e. peeps would primarily be meeting the cock, not the person) which i can understand. Have to wonder how many more there are like that though, not necessarily that big, but still big enough to worry it might happen to them ?
Just read this thread and thought I would add my thoughts:
Should we standardise dick length smile so if you want a 9" cock you ask for a VVWE and if you want 5" you ask for regular?
Oh and where do you actually measure it from?
I always thought mine was fairly big until I looked at some of the ones on offer at SH, it must be trick photography surely :shock:
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HAving been cursed with an emourous prick.............lmao
ok ok truth time
many many moons ago, we met a bloke online, chatted away for a cpl of weeks got on real well and decided to meet up and see what happened. One thing led to another and before long clothes came off and............
When naughtynymphos picked herself up of the floor again, she insisted on getting a tape measure out, and from base of penis to tip was a very alarming and very genuine 14".
Thos bloke had made no reference tot he size of his cock at all during our conversations, which we found surprising untill he told us why......
glad to know you have'nt forgotten me!! lol :lol: :lol:
Quite simply, he wanted people to meet him, and he felt that advertising his manhood would essential make the rest of him and appendage attached to a cock (i.e. peeps would primarily be meeting the cock, not the person) which i can understand. Have to wonder how many more there are like that though, not necessarily that big, but still big enough to worry it might happen to them ?
Is 8" big then? :rascal:
Quote by Bloke2005
Is 8" big then? :rascal:

measuring from your arsehole is cheating bloke.
Quote by davej
Is 8" big then? :rascal:

measuring from your arsehole is cheating bloke.
How about measuring from yours? :shock: :rascal:
Quote by Bloke2005
Is 8" big then? :rascal:

measuring from your arsehole is cheating bloke.
How about measuring from yours? :shock: :rascal:
I've now got the measure of you and 9 inches is a close as your coming wink
Quote by davej
How about measuring from yours? :shock: :rascal:

I've now got the measure of you and 9 inches is a close as your coming wink
:shock: On my way........... :wink:
Quote by davej
Is 8" big then? :rascal:

measuring from your arsehole is cheating bloke.
redface busted rolleyes
Quote by davej
Is 8" big then? :rascal:

measuring from your arsehole is cheating bloke.
but talking out of it is normal on this site
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Is 8" big then? :rascal:

measuring from your arsehole is cheating bloke.
but talking out of it is normal on this site
given the audiance its all thats required
Thought I'd drop in my pennyworth.
I love cocks, adore them. (Not all women do I know). But having met guys with equipment from 1.5" (hand on heart truth) to a nice meaty 11" I have to say it is what you do with it (you, the ladies as well, I mean) that counts.
More than 6 or 7 and you can't really take the full length during oral - and how great does it feel with it all in the warm biggrin? Less than 3 or so and your into clit-stimulation, between 8 and 11" is fantastic for tit-fucks (do you know that word still makes me blush???)
So, guys, don't worry that you somehow don't measure up, we can always find something fabulous to do with it. :bounce: :bounce:
I think there should be an official SH tape measure with breast sizes on one side and cock lengths on the other - no numbers, just mmmm, aaaaa, phwaaaaw, and OMG!!.
Funnily enough the best sex I've had has been with a guy whose limp cock resembles a baby's (honestly) and when aroused it looks like a viennese sausage (bit like a frankfurter, only shorter). It is not the appendages that matter, it is the brain that drives them and the dirtier the better as far as I am concerned ;)
Having said that, i have had a man with a huge cock and it was great impaling myself on it but bit tiring after some time as neither of us could come and there is only so much pummeling you can take before you call a tea break.
Hope the above puts men's minds at ease.
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More than 6 or 7 and you can't really take the full length during oral .....

Speak for yourself :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady

More than 6 or 7 and you can't really take the full length during oral .....

Speak for yourself :twisted:
........I'm on my way!!! lol bolt
Serious answer (and some of you know that I speak with knowledge) The base of the penis is very very close to the anus and if you measure from there the sky is the limit. but true avaerage is 6 inches (erect from on top when stiff). It is how it is used that makes the real difference. Also in the fertility stakes, penile size is irrelevant. It is the volume of the balls that is important. Big balls mean more sperm
Give me performance over length anyday ! Considering the average length of a woman's vagina is only 5" - 6" when aroused, the average size man is 6 1/2" erect seems to me that any more than 8" is a bit of a waste :giggle:
I had an ex b/f years ago who was ( truthfully ) 10" erect and I have to admit, it was a tad uncomfortable and in fact hurt in certain positions.
Back to the old adage.......it ain't what you've got, it's what you can do with it wink