Lady's what would you do?

1 Jun 2014

Just thought I would throw this scenario out there for the ladys.
Your home alone and a hanyman comes round to fix something. You set him to work but find yourself feeling excessively horny. What would you do?
A) Leave him to it and discretely dissappear to sort yourself out.
B) Let him know that you have to go and do something, dissappear off and make as much noise as possible so that you know you can clearly be heard.
C) Move out of direct sight but close enough that you know you could be caught at any moment.
D) Suggestively flirt and make sure that a couple of wardrobe malfunctions give a good view untill he can not resist you.
E) Announce that you are feeling horny and that you want him to satisfy your needs.

1 Jun 2014

F) Wait until he has gone.

1 Jun 2014

Real life, or are you researching in order to make retro porn? lol

2 Jun 2014

Quote by holdon14
Just thought I would throw this scenario out there for the ladys.
Your home alone and a hanyman comes round to fix something. You set him to work but find yourself feeling excessively horny. What would you do?
A) Leave him to it and discretely dissappear to sort yourself out.
B) Let him know that you have to go and do something, dissappear off and make as much noise as possible so that you know you can clearly be heard.
C) Move out of direct sight but close enough that you know you could be caught at any moment.
D) Suggestively flirt and make sure that a couple of wardrobe malfunctions give a good view untill he can not resist you.
E) Announce that you are feeling horny and that you want him to satisfy your needs.

Jeepers, it's hard enough as it is to find a tradesperson without distracting them while they're at your premises.....stuff the horn, while they're here I gots plenty of handyman tasks for them to be getting on with.

2 Jun 2014

g) wait until he has gone and hubby has come home smile

2 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
Real life, or are you researching in order to make retro porn?

You caught me! I havent even found the dodgey jazz porno music yet :lol:

2 Jun 2014

Now, it took me 4 days to get a plumber to fix my broken boiler, so there was no chance of me distracting him as I was too cold to function!
I would in normal circumstances go for D but would you? If it was a handy'PERSON' rather than 'man' wink