Call me a cynic, but I've just had an email from the male half of a 'couple' who informed me his partner has a "34DD bust and is size 22"
FFS!!! There is no way you can fit a size 22 woman into 34 inches of anything!
Will these blokes never learn?
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Master of Sex
you cant always tell what bra size someone is gilbert.
mine measure a LOT bigger than they look. although hubby says.. its just coz im used to them and they do look big..but they dont!
i think its amazing that some guys dont know what size there wives bra size is.. my hubby shops for mine....he knows all the sizes that i take for everything.
mine measure a LOT bigger than they look. although hubby says.. its just coz im used to them and they do look big..but they dont!
i think its amazing that some guys dont know what size there wives bra size is.. my hubby shops for mine....he knows all the sizes that i take for everything.
Sex God
We were contacted recently by a couple hoping for a meet. They gave us their ad number and told us the lady was a size 12.
We had a look at the ad - Jon was fully expecting to see a pic of a skinny woman with fried egg size boobs - but no - she had enourmous boobs and there is no way she is a size 12 - 24/26 more like it
Nothing wrong with larger ladies (I'm not Twiggy myself), but why not just tell the truth??
Don't people realise they will get found out in the end if they tell porkies in their ads etc?
Tracy-Jayne & Jon
We had a look at the ad - Jon was fully expecting to see a pic of a skinny woman with fried egg size boobs - but no - she had enourmous boobs and there is no way she is a size 12 - 24/26 more like it
Nothing wrong with larger ladies (I'm not Twiggy myself), but why not just tell the truth??Don't people realise they will get found out in the end if they tell porkies in their ads etc?
Tracy-Jayne & Jon
Sex God
Quote by justjane
Well I am 34F chest. I have to wear size 16 tops to stop my chest spilling out
can I offer to hold them in for you???? :P
Sex God
In fact, can I offer to be the official site measurer??? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by frogster
In fact, can I offer to be the official site measurer??? :shock:
how did i know that was coming... lol men!! tusk!! so typical!!!!
:D :D 
Master of Sex
yes please.
Quote by gilbert
Gilbert spent too long in rigby and peller fitting room
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Ah Gilbert - I see that you have dropped the D in favour of your G again!!!
Rigby and Pellor is my favourite place - they do all there bra measuring by look and feel LOL - not a tape measure in sight and yet perfect fitting.
The look of your boobs can be deceptive - my bra fits perfectly on my head and yet when I look down I'm sure that they are not a 6 and three quaters (my hat size)
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Perhaps there lies the next "competition" ...... there are plenty of boob avatars .... anyone willing to compile a few pics and guess the bra size???
Anyone care to guess my bra size from my avatar? hehehe
Orgasminator
Quote by celticq
my bra fits perfectly on my head
wonders if CQ gets strange looks when she goes out
Orgasminator
errrmmm :uhoh: 
Mind you, if your head fits in your bra, you either have a small head or big boobs :shock:
Mind you, if your head fits in your bra, you either have a small head or big boobs :shock:
Orgasminator
I never understood womens sizes, when a woman says they are a size 12, 12 what exactly? 
With mens sizes they are real measurements like a 32" waist .
I was just looking at how to work out bra sizes, I have a mathematics degree and I still had trouble getting my head around it :crazy:
With mens sizes they are real measurements like a 32" waist .
I was just looking at how to work out bra sizes, I have a mathematics degree and I still had trouble getting my head around it :crazy:
Quote by sussexguy
I never understood womens sizes, when a woman says they are a size 12, 12 what exactly?
With mens sizes they are real measurements like a 32" waist .
I was just looking at how to work out bra sizes, I have a mathematics degree and I still had trouble getting my head around it :crazy:
Sussex,
I think that if you get your head in betweeen them then you will have a whole new understanding, and you really won't give a damn just so long as you are there :twisted:
Gilbert
Bra Measuring Technique for Men:
Take a tape measure (not the retractable mental variety!) and measure around the rib cage UNDERNEATH the bust. If you arrive at an even number - say 34 inches - ad a further 4. If the number is odd, ad 5. (35 + 5 = 40).
To get the cup size, now measure around the fullest part of the bust. If there is no difference, the cup is AA. If there is a difference of up to 2 inches, that's an A cup. Ad another 2 inches and you have a B cup... and so on.
I am 42C and a size 20 dress.
This means the female of the couple that wrote to me must have a rib cage measuring 30 inches.
GREAT BIG STEAMING HAIRY BOL-- LOCKS!!
I thank you!
Hxx
Take a tape measure (not the retractable mental variety!) and measure around the rib cage UNDERNEATH the bust. If you arrive at an even number - say 34 inches - ad a further 4. If the number is odd, ad 5. (35 + 5 = 40).
To get the cup size, now measure around the fullest part of the bust. If there is no difference, the cup is AA. If there is a difference of up to 2 inches, that's an A cup. Ad another 2 inches and you have a B cup... and so on.
I am 42C and a size 20 dress.
This means the female of the couple that wrote to me must have a rib cage measuring 30 inches.
GREAT BIG STEAMING HAIRY BOL-- LOCKS!!
I thank you!
Hxx
May I ask Ladies, is it common the first place you lose weight is from your breasts? (Mmmmmm - brrrrrreaststssts) sorry
I ask this as, of my 'long term partners' I can, without thinking, bring to mind only 2 that 'yo-yo'd with weight and I could always tell when they were losing weight by their breasts.
I don't claim to be so ultra sensitive that as a man 'I notice' visually when someone has lost a couple of pounds. I can only tell by the feel; and in a hug situation rather than all horned up or groping.
Btw. ref avatars: Are Clare and Calista sisters?
I ask this as, of my 'long term partners' I can, without thinking, bring to mind only 2 that 'yo-yo'd with weight and I could always tell when they were losing weight by their breasts.
I don't claim to be so ultra sensitive that as a man 'I notice' visually when someone has lost a couple of pounds. I can only tell by the feel; and in a hug situation rather than all horned up or groping.
Btw. ref avatars: Are Clare and Calista sisters?
Quote by Calista
ROFL Heather ....
I scrolled down to your post and saw the large red writing first and then started to read ... Bra Measuring Techniques ......
First thought that came into tmy mind was ... they are measuring them????? Thank god I read the rest of the post.
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Quote by dambuster
May I ask Ladies, is it common the first place you lose weight is from your breasts? (Mmmmmm - brrrrrreaststssts) sorry
Yes.
In caveman days, women's breasts went up and down in weight according to how much food was around. Because we were constantly up the duff, it was vital to have a flexible storage area to feed the next generation with. In times of famine, the breasts slim down first to protect fat stores in more sensitive areas like the major organs in the abdomen.
So the fill up last, and they empty last...
Yep when i lose weight it comes off my boobies and bum first.
I agree with what has been said by tracy jayne about size and fibbing....why? if you are going to meet would you fib and put yourself in an embarrassing situation.
My boobs are deceiving so come on have a guess, no peeking at my profile lol i think ive lost a bit of weight since then as im always trying to
Pepps sticks boobs out and waits for all the hands to have a feel.......make sure you feel both the same! .......oh and guys warm those hands up a bit!
have you guessed?
love peppsxxxx
I agree with what has been said by tracy jayne about size and fibbing....why? if you are going to meet would you fib and put yourself in an embarrassing situation.
My boobs are deceiving so come on have a guess, no peeking at my profile lol i think ive lost a bit of weight since then as im always trying to
Pepps sticks boobs out and waits for all the hands to have a feel.......make sure you feel both the same! .......oh and guys warm those hands up a bit!
have you guessed?
love peppsxxxx
Well this bra on the avatar is a 36ff! lol
or as hubby quite eloquently puts it 2 buckets and a yard rope! lol
dress size i am 18 to 20 depending on where i shop, and 32" inside leg in jeans lol
no i'm not a giant thats for when i have me heels on! 31" without lol
am i waffling? shut up peppsxxx.....
love peppsxxxx
or as hubby quite eloquently puts it 2 buckets and a yard rope! lol
dress size i am 18 to 20 depending on where i shop, and 32" inside leg in jeans lol
no i'm not a giant thats for when i have me heels on! 31" without lol
am i waffling? shut up peppsxxx.....
love peppsxxxx
