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Quote by x-man0223
fresh light of day you grumpy sod so i carnt spell so what i can shag ok.....And you should be so lucky having hornyred following you around hehe

Im keeping a good eye on him debz, hope you are with me babe wink he is grumpy weirdo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
have to say, Very funny tho :rotflmao:
you two were the only reason i was up untill 3am as it was funny reading
1. grumpy weirdo, i think that counts as abuse, where's sarge... he'll sort the two of you
2. yes i am getting some, just no last night :rotflmao:
3. You can't spell, but you can shag ok, only ok? looks like you need some more practise honey!!!
4. Tieing me to a chair with some porn on and hornyred crawling around on her knees is not much of a deterrant, and as you're with her 100% you'll be there to practice your skills and improve on OK!!!
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed put she couldn't keep away.
6. she started on me again at 11 this morning, i like a girl with stamina :rascal:
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.
Im watching you both & come the revolution.........
we im off to call me mates in luton, tell them to look out for a bloke in yellow spandex who's gone for a run there flipa
Quote by meat2pleaseu
fresh light of day you grumpy sod so i carnt spell so what i can shag ok.....And you should be so lucky having hornyred following you around hehe

Im keeping a good eye on him debz, hope you are with me babe wink he is grumpy weirdo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
have to say, Very funny tho :rotflmao:
you two were the only reason i was up untill 3am as it was funny reading
1. grumpy weirdo, i think that counts as abuse, where's sarge... he'll sort the two of you
2. yes i am getting some, just no last night :rotflmao:
3. You can't spell, but you can shag ok, only ok? looks like you need some more practise honey!!!
4. Tieing me to a chair with some porn on and hornyred crawling around on her knees is not much of a deterrant, and as you're with her 100% you'll be there to practice your skills and improve on OK!!!
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed put she couldn't keep away.
6. she started on me again at 11 this morning, i like a girl with stamina :rascal:
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.
Im watching you both & come the revolution.........
we im off to call me mates in luton, tell them to look out for a bloke in yellow spandex who's gone for a run there flipa
You will wait :rascal: :rascal: big plans for you weirdo gimp man poke
You cant spell FECK, ALL :shock:
And i will say this only once Debz4u skills are the best, no improvement needed :flipa:
Loads of stamina :rascal:
Hornyred on knees, explain this to me NOW mad
Keep watching :wink:
Quote by HornyRed
fresh light of day you grumpy sod so i carnt spell so what i can shag ok.....And you should be so lucky having hornyred following you around hehe

Im keeping a good eye on him debz, hope you are with me babe wink he is grumpy weirdo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
have to say, Very funny tho :rotflmao:
you two were the only reason i was up untill 3am as it was funny reading
1. grumpy weirdo, i think that counts as abuse, where's sarge... he'll sort the two of you
2. yes i am getting some, just no last night :rotflmao:
3. You can't spell, but you can shag ok, only ok? looks like you need some more practise honey!!!
4. Tieing me to a chair with some porn on and hornyred crawling around on her knees is not much of a deterrant, and as you're with her 100% you'll be there to practice your skills and improve on OK!!!
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed put she couldn't keep away.
6. she started on me again at 11 this morning, i like a girl with stamina :rascal:
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.
Im watching you both & come the revolution.........
we im off to call me mates in luton, tell them to look out for a bloke in yellow spandex who's gone for a run there flipa
You will wait :rascal: :rascal: big plans for you weirdo gimp man poke
You cant spell FECK, ALL :shock:
And i will say this only once Debz4u skills are the best, no improvement needed :flipa:
Loads of stamina :rascal:
Hornyred on knees, explain this to me NOW mad
Keep watching :wink:
yeah,yeah. heard all about the plans... dog food...ants. etc
and you can't,punctuate;"//?
debz has admitted she's only OK, and if you think she's the best...how crap are you???
as for explaining you on your knees, this just answers the my question above :moon:
Bring back the Bitching Thread!!!
this is going to run and run i think....
Quote by meat2pleaseu
fresh light of day you grumpy sod so i carnt spell so what i can shag ok.....And you should be so lucky having hornyred following you around hehe

Im keeping a good eye on him debz, hope you are with me babe wink he is grumpy weirdo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
have to say, Very funny tho :rotflmao:
you two were the only reason i was up untill 3am as it was funny reading
1. grumpy weirdo, i think that counts as abuse, where's sarge... he'll sort the two of you
2. yes i am getting some, just no last night :rotflmao:
3. You can't spell, but you can shag ok, only ok? looks like you need some more practise honey!!!
4. Tieing me to a chair with some porn on and hornyred crawling around on her knees is not much of a deterrant, and as you're with her 100% you'll be there to practice your skills and improve on OK!!!
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed put she couldn't keep away.
6. she started on me again at 11 this morning, i like a girl with stamina :rascal:
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.
Im watching you both & come the revolution.........
we im off to call me mates in luton, tell them to look out for a bloke in yellow spandex who's gone for a run there flipa
You will wait :rascal: :rascal: big plans for you weirdo gimp man poke
You cant spell FECK, ALL :shock:
And i will say this only once Debz4u skills are the best, no improvement needed :flipa:
Loads of stamina :rascal:
Hornyred on knees, explain this to me NOW mad
Keep watching :wink:
yeah,yeah. heard all about the plans... dog food...ants. etc
and you can't,punctuate;"//?
debz has admitted she's only OK, and if you think she's the best...how crap are you???
as for explaining you on your knees, this just answers the my question above :moon:
Do i hear this right :x you are saying hornyred is CRAP. Well you certainly proved to me that you know Feck,all. You really are a silly pathetic little man.
Keep posting and enjoy :thumbup:for now duel
Hey Xman
You would have been better with the name Barney, looking at where you are from!
Quote by x-man0223
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.:

yep and very entertaining it was too biggrin :D :D
got to catch me first
shouldn't be too tricky, your cape will slow you down
Quote by HornyRed
fresh light of day you grumpy sod so i carnt spell so what i can shag ok.....And you should be so lucky having hornyred following you around hehe

Im keeping a good eye on him debz, hope you are with me babe wink he is grumpy weirdo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
have to say, Very funny tho :rotflmao:
you two were the only reason i was up untill 3am as it was funny reading
1. grumpy weirdo, i think that counts as abuse, where's sarge... he'll sort the two of you
2. yes i am getting some, just no last night :rotflmao:
3. You can't spell, but you can shag ok, only ok? looks like you need some more practise honey!!!
4. Tieing me to a chair with some porn on and hornyred crawling around on her knees is not much of a deterrant, and as you're with her 100% you'll be there to practice your skills and improve on OK!!!
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed put she couldn't keep away.
6. she started on me again at 11 this morning, i like a girl with stamina :rascal:
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.
Im watching you both & come the revolution.........
we im off to call me mates in luton, tell them to look out for a bloke in yellow spandex who's gone for a run there flipa
You will wait :rascal: :rascal: big plans for you weirdo gimp man poke
You cant spell FECK, ALL :shock:
And i will say this only once Debz4u skills are the best, no improvement needed :flipa:
Loads of stamina :rascal:
Hornyred on knees, explain this to me NOW mad
Keep watching :wink:
yeah,yeah. heard all about the plans... dog food...ants. etc
and you can't,punctuate;"//?
debz has admitted she's only OK, and if you think she's the best...how crap are you???
as for explaining you on your knees, this just answers the my question above :moon:
Do i hear this right :x you are saying hornyred is CRAP. Well you certainly proved to me that you know Feck,all. You really are a silly pathetic little man.
Keep posting and enjoy :thumbup:for now duel
im not stating it as fact babe, just not seen much evidence to prove otherwise dunno
but as im a silly pathetic little man, maybe im wrong. guess i need to sit here for a while and let you catch up a little, cos you're too far behind me to see clearly.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
fresh light of day you grumpy sod so i carnt spell so what i can shag ok.....And you should be so lucky having hornyred following you around hehe

Im keeping a good eye on him debz, hope you are with me babe wink he is grumpy weirdo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
have to say, Very funny tho :rotflmao:
you two were the only reason i was up untill 3am as it was funny reading
1. grumpy weirdo, i think that counts as abuse, where's sarge... he'll sort the two of you
2. yes i am getting some, just no last night :rotflmao:
3. You can't spell, but you can shag ok, only ok? looks like you need some more practise honey!!!
4. Tieing me to a chair with some porn on and hornyred crawling around on her knees is not much of a deterrant, and as you're with her 100% you'll be there to practice your skills and improve on OK!!!
5. had to put up with her till almost 4 this morning, kept telling me she was going to bed put she couldn't keep away.
6. she started on me again at 11 this morning, i like a girl with stamina :rascal:
7. X-man going newbie bashing!!! you hadn't even got you own coat off when i arrived-Newbie.
Im watching you both & come the revolution.........
we im off to call me mates in luton, tell them to look out for a bloke in yellow spandex who's gone for a run there flipa
You will wait :rascal: :rascal: big plans for you weirdo gimp man poke
You cant spell FECK, ALL :shock:
And i will say this only once Debz4u skills are the best, no improvement needed :flipa:
Loads of stamina :rascal:
Hornyred on knees, explain this to me NOW mad
Keep watching :wink:
yeah,yeah. heard all about the plans... dog food...ants. etc
and you can't,punctuate;"//?
debz has admitted she's only OK, and if you think she's the best...how crap are you???
as for explaining you on your knees, this just answers the my question above :moon:
Do i hear this right :x you are saying hornyred is CRAP. Well you certainly proved to me that you know Feck,all. You really are a silly pathetic little man.
Keep posting and enjoy :thumbup:for now duel
im not stating it as fact babe, just not seen much evidence to prove otherwise dunno
but as im a silly pathetic little man, maybe im wrong. guess i need to sit here for a while and let you catch up a little, cos you're too far behind me to see clearly.
:thumbup:
Well iv been out having a life... more than i can say for you meat2pleaseu but now im here.. omg lol tx horny your one cool babe and thats BABE. meat2please i know iv seen her i said i was ok but realy im fantastic but dident want to brag im modest lol ...So dont get on your high horse and start on us or we will ernmmmmmmm tell the queen you stole her crown
where are we going with this confused
Quote by markz
where are we going with this confused

straight ahead for a while, then left at the traffic lights
hiya meat2 hunny you old moaning minny have you soberd up yet or are you still a missey guts tonight lol
Quote by debz4u
hiya meat2 hunny you old moaning minny have you soberd up yet or are you still a missey guts tonight lol

whats a missey guts?
i don't know, i come on here for some intelligent converstion and..........
Quote by meat2pleaseu
hiya meat2 hunny you old moaning minny have you soberd up yet or are you still a missey guts tonight lol

whats a missey guts?
i don't know, i come on here for some intelligent converstion and..........
What in the name of blue heaven, is that supposed to be on your head?
Quote by Happy Cats
hiya meat2 hunny you old moaning minny have you soberd up yet or are you still a missey guts tonight lol

whats a missey guts?
i don't know, i come on here for some intelligent converstion and..........
What in the name of blue heaven, is that supposed to be on your head?
Hair.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
hiya meat2 hunny you old moaning minny have you soberd up yet or are you still a missey guts tonight lol

whats a missey guts?
i don't know, i come on here for some intelligent converstion and..........
What in the name of blue heaven, is that supposed to be on your head?
Hair.
A bit too much crown though
Quote by Happy Cats
hiya meat2 hunny you old moaning minny have you soberd up yet or are you still a missey guts tonight lol

whats a missey guts?
i don't know, i come on here for some intelligent converstion and..........
What in the name of blue heaven, is that supposed to be on your head?
Hair.
A bit too much crown though
rotflmao
OK intelligent converstion part 1 you start lol as you havent said anything intelligent so far
Quote by debz4u
OK intelligent converstion part 1 you start lol as you havent said anything intelligent so far

didn't want to take the conversation above you level, you just sit there and look pretty :therethere:
AWWW thanks you know me so well ( not ) i have hidden talents to and i know you have a great sense of humor thats why im giving up till i think of someting whitty that dosent make me look like dumb blonde lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by debz4u
thats why im giving up till i think of someting whitty that dosent make me look like dum blonde lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We could be in for a long wait then !!! confused :? :? bolt
sarge dont you start...... ill cry and get so upset and cry even more then i wont be able to get shagged coz ill look like you all wrinkly and sad lol
I'm not sad!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by debz4u
AWWW thanks you know me so well ( not ) i have hidden talents to and i know you have a great sense of humor thats why im giving up till i think of someting whitty that dosent make me look like dumb blonde lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

if i may be of assistance...
OK ill say something intelligent now nooooooo brains not working proberly best just to sit here looking pretty then ohhhhhh i give up lol :doh:
Ermm what is this a rip deb to bits thread wheres all the other fems to help me out when i need them or are they scared of you both :cry:
Quote by debz4u
Ermm what is this a rip deb to bits thread wheres all the other fems to help me out when i need them or are they scared of you both :cry:

i blame red, she started it and dragged you in, now she's buggerd off and left you to it!!! obviously can't be trusted so why don't you come and join me, the final plans are being drawn up so it's you last chance before the main battle
It's not often we get a chance to gang up!! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
It's not often we get a chance to gang up!! lol :lol: :lol:

OOO, bagsie Sarge on my side & don't forget yer tank