If Red Bull gives you wings, what happens if i feed it to a pigeon? :confused:
I think i should go to bed? :silly:
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I have been told that pigeons cant fart and if you feed them bicarbonate of soda they will explode 
Perhaps the same would happen if you spiked chips with Redbull?
Perhaps the same would happen if you spiked chips with Redbull? 
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Sorry, am fecked- just for a change lol
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Orgasminator
Aint that good for seagulls too?
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Whats that got to do with the price of bicarbonated pigeons?
Awww quick thought! Feed pigeons chips filled with bicarbonate of soda and luminous paint. Walah! cheap fireworks :haha:
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I have been told that pigeons cant fart
I find that hard to believe as they have no problem shitting on my freshly washed car :censored:
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Awww quick thought! Feed pigeons chips filled with bicarbonate of soda and luminous paint. Walah! cheap fireworks :haha:
I netted pigeons all day yesterday and tried your suggestion. We managed to follow the firework code by stuffing our pigeons into an old Quality Street tin to prevent any stray sparks igniting them. That aint as easy as you might think to start with.
The show was indeed colourfull thanks to the paints used but in general there where areas where the pigeon falls short. After inserting sticks up the arses of half our stock so the kids had some sparklers with which to trace their names with against the dark night sky, we can report that they proved too heavy to twirl around for most of the chlldren The ones nailed to the fence as catherine wheels squaked sumint terrible as I weilded the hammer.
The biggest let done though was not visual enjoyment, that was there right enough, it was audio enjoyment. Proper fireworks make a variety of whistles, bangs and fizz noises, where as all my pigeons had a look of surprise on their faces just before making a barely audible 'phhttt' noise as they went off.
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Awww quick thought! Feed pigeons chips filled with bicarbonate of soda and luminous paint. Walah! cheap fireworks :haha:
I netted pigeons all day yesterday and tried your suggestion. We managed to follow the firework code by stuffing our pigeons into an old Quality Street tin to prevent any stray sparks igniting them. That aint as easy as you might think to start with.
The show was indeed colourfull thanks to the paints used but in general there where areas where the pigeon falls short. After inserting sticks up the arses of half our stock so the kids had some sparklers with which to trace their names with against the dark night sky, we can report that they proved too heavy to twirl around for most of the chlldren The ones nailed to the fence as catherine wheels squaked sumint terrible as I weilded the hammer.
The biggest let done though was not visual enjoyment, that was there right enough, it was audio enjoyment. Proper fireworks make a variety of whistles, bangs and fizz noises, where as all my pigeons had a look of surprise on their faces just before making a barely audible 'phhttt' noise as they went off.
:haha:
Perhaps the trick next year is to change the types of birds used?
Sparklers: Sparrows, nice and light.
Rockets: Seagulls, ample sized and sure to make enough noise.
Shooting stars: A flock of swifts, they generate the speed and dispersion needed.
Cathrine wheels: Ducks, fits in with their personality as they always seem to walk round and round being pointless and nobody really cares about them.
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Perhaps the trick next year is to change the types of birds used?
Sparklers: Sparrows, nice and light.
Rockets: Seagulls, ample sized and sure to make enough noise.
Shooting stars: A flock of swifts, they generate the speed and dispersion needed.
Cathrine wheels: Ducks, fits in with their personality as they always seem to walk round and round being pointless and nobody really cares about them.
I like your thinking tweeky, the matching of bird type, to firework type, might just work.
I'm gonna trial some penguins as jumping jacks. Penguins don't get off the ground and have that sort of short gait that jumping jacks have when they go off.
Quote by tweeky
Perhaps the trick next year is to change the types of birds used?
Sparklers: Sparrows, nice and light.
Rockets: Seagulls, ample sized and sure to make enough noise.
Shooting stars: A flock of swifts, they generate the speed and dispersion needed.
Cathrine wheels: Ducks, fits in with their personality as they always seem to walk round and round being pointless and nobody really cares about them.
:rotflmao:Quote by davej
I like your thinking tweeky, the matching of bird type, to firework type, might just work.
I'm gonna trial some penguins as jumping jacks. Penguins don't get off the ground and have that sort of short gait that jumping jacks have when they go off.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dont give up on the pidgeons though, theres loads of em about, cheaper than apples and dead easy to catch.
Shove a lolly stick up the pidgeons arse, dip em in toffee or melted chocolate, sprinkle hundreds n thousands on the top.....voila!!!! toffee and chocolate pidgeons :thumbup:
I reckon you`ll be able to knock em out at a quid a go......the kids`ll love em
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I've been given the job of rehousing about 30 budgies if anone is interested in trying those?
Tie 3 to each arm and jump off a building - budgie jumps were never so cheep.
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