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12 Mar 2005

Quote by Leon'n'Fran
iÂ·roÂ·ny Audio pronunciation of "irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. iÂ·roÂ·nies
1.
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.

and something you have completely failed to achieve rolleyes

still I don't have time to waste in this thread anymore since friendly advice won't get through, nor direct comment I shall save my metaphorical breath...

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Leon'n'Fran
iÂ·roÂ·ny Audio pronunciation of "irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. iÂ·roÂ·nies
1.
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.

Here, use this:

12 Mar 2005

Why did you have to bring their colour into it??? I find that joke both racist and offence. icon_

Quote by Leon'n'Fran
iÂ·roÂ·ny Audio pronunciation of "irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. iÂ·roÂ·nies
1.
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.

i put what you wrote at the top just so everyone knows what was written....
can you tell me how anyone was suppose to get "irony" out of that to begin with????
because apparently untill you told everyone you were joking no one else did......

12 Mar 2005

Bloody hell this is ridiculous. :giveup:

12 Mar 2005

Right the lot of you, each go and stand in a corner, FG over there, Happy Cats, iCe pie over there and Fran and watsit over there, look at the wall and stay there for 10 mins!!

12 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Right the lot of you, each go and stand in a corner, FG over there, Happy Cats, iCe pie over there and Fran and watsit over there, look at the wall and stay there for 10 mins!!

Oh shit, the teacher is coming, quick - run! bolt

12 Mar 2005

Thats the corners all filled up foxy lady ...can I start now rotflmao

12 Mar 2005

Quote by HungryP
Right the lot of you, each go and stand in a corner, FG over there, Happy Cats, iCe pie over there and Fran and watsit over there, look at the wall and stay there for 10 mins!!

Oh shit, the teacher is coming, quick - run! bolt

Its too late, youve been caught!!
I will see you in my study now!!!!!!!

12 Mar 2005

I'll leave them in your capable hands then Foxy :twisted:
Jas
XXX

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I'll leave them in your capable hands then Foxy :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Typical headmaster, show up when its all over and then leave some one else to do the clearing up!!!

12 Mar 2005

Can I sit down yet miss?

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Can I sit down yet miss?

No and speak again and you wont be able to sit down for the rest of the day

12 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Oh shit, the teacher is coming, quick - run!

Its too late, youve been caught!!
I will see you in my study now!!!!!!!
Typical, why does she have to ask the whole school in as well rolleyes

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Still, maybe she'll keep me back afterwards. :P :P

12 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Typical headmaster, show up when its all over and then leave some one else to do the clearing up!!!

Headmaster pah - I'll have you know I'm a mistress lol

Jas
XXX

12 Mar 2005

Right the lot of you shjould write this out 200 times and bring them to me personally, best handwritting.
Arguing on the internet's like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"
All lines to be completed BEFORE you go home this afternoon

12 Mar 2005

Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock: lol

12 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

I shall deal with YOU in the staffroom, madam!!

12 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

I shall deal with YOU in the staffroom, madam!!
I am not a madam and will happily slap anyone who makes such allegations. This is a clean and virtuous house, not a brothel!
I think confused

12 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

Have you done your lines yet?

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

And are collectively known as Geordies
:lol:

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

She didn't say educationally disadvantaged - she might have meant physically disadvantaged :shock: :lol:

12 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Have you done your lines yet?

Discussion of the recreational use of banned substances is not permitted in this forum. mad

12 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

She didn't say educationally disadvantaged - she might have meant physically disadvantaged :shock: :lol:
Actually i menat they are all a fucking pain in the ass!!
Anyway i have real work to do so , Miss Fecklebird I am leavving you in charge of collecting their lines.
Please send me the names of anyone who fails to complete them and I will deal with them on my return

12 Mar 2005

Hmmmm I'm not marking them though, I have 28 stories to mark already rolleyes

12 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

She didn't say educationally disadvantaged - she might have meant physically disadvantaged :shock: :lol:
I retract the comment and replace it with the following:
This comment is politically incorrect. The physically disadvantaged are not retarded, they have locomotional difficulties. :x

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

She didn't say educationally disadvantaged - she might have meant physically disadvantaged :shock: :lol:
I retract the comment and replace it with the following:
This comment is politically incorrect. The physically disadvantaged are not retarded, they have locomotional difficulties. :x
They might not all want to be train drivers anyway! :lol:

12 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock:

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad

She didn't say educationally disadvantaged - she might have meant physically disadvantaged :shock: :lol:
I retract the comment and replace it with the following:
This comment is politically incorrect. The physically disadvantaged are not retarded, they have locomotional difficulties. :x
They might not all want to be train drivers anyway! :lol:
As a former train driver, I find this remark dismissive and therefore offensive. :x

12 Mar 2005

Am I the only one who has images of teachers like this going through my head ?? redface

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties.

And are collectively known as Geordies
Oi, I have enough trouble getting dates as it is. :x :x