Lessons with Rainbows

24 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
Can you " become" a lesbian ??

not sure, but wouldn't mind trying
:love:
Netsuke
Does your local, College of Further Education, not do evening classes?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Lesson 1: Essential Clothing - Doc Martins (at leat one pair but 2 recommended), a range of tight, sleeveless T-Shirts, at least one lumberjack type long-sleeved shirt (essential), Combat Trousers (range of different colours recommended but at least one army green or camouflage essential), a range of different sports gear which is actually coverd in the lesson titled "Sport - essential playing and watching"
Lesson 2: Essential CD Collection - everything by KD Lang, The Indigo Girls, the Dixie Chicks and Melissa Etheridge. Also recommended - Dido, Beth Orton, Horse, Tracy Chapman, Jewel and Ani De FRanco
Lesson 3: Essential DVD Collection: The L Word (pirated of course 'cos it's not out here yet!), Bound, If These Walls Could Talk 2; Tipping the Velvet; Better Than Chocolate. Recommended: Anything with Angelina Jolie in - but especially the Tomb Raider series; anything with Jodie Foster in it (this is more applicable if you have come to study this subject at a more mature age); anythign about female sportspersons.
Lesson 4: Sport - essential playing and watching. It is absolutely essential that you either play a sport (more than one will earn you extra points), or able to discuss the finer points of at least one sport! In some places - going to the gym regularly - and having a defined muscualr body can suffice.
Next week - "How to be a Lesbian Bitch", "The difference between Butch and Femme", "How to remain with your partner for more than 6 months"

24 Jan 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
No wonder my friends in college all thought I was closet lesbian! I used to fit most of that criteria! Except the Angelina Jolie thing..... never really liked her face much! ;) The rest of her.... :rascal: Well that is a different matter! :twisted: Gwen Steffani... now we're talking. :P
I got pulled by a girl on Saturday night in a rock club. So, Rainbows, can we skip to lesson number 5... how to run after the girl who squeezes your bum in a club and blatantly wants a shag without looking too desperate or keen??? :P
Thanks a lot! worship

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
I got pulled by a girl on Saturday night in a rock club. So, Rainbows, can we skip to lesson number 5... how to run after the girl who squeezes your bum in a club and blatantly wants a shag without looking too desperate or keen??? :P

Aaah - the difference between desperate and keen.
Keen = "hi - did you mean to do that? 'cos if you did - you have my full permission to do it again wink

"
Desperate = hanging onto her leg naked as she tries to leave the club lol

Quote by gurl
So does that mean I cannot wear my Dungarees?

Hmm - borderline there. I shall have to discuss that with the rest of my Lesbian Clicque. :lol: :lol: Oh dear PLEASE don't tell me dungarees are coming back into fashion. I just so cannot pull off the whole Corky in bound thing with them!! confused

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
Next, you will be telling me I am not supposed to have a cat or drink red wine.
.

The "cat" and red wine requirement is covered in week three of the "How to be a Lesbian" course - along with "How to hire a moving van so that you can move in with your new gf after 3 weeks together" and "Just what tools you require in your tool box"
lol

:lol:

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
Ok, so I can sign up for this course then?

Enrolment forms available on personal application. A full interview is required. :twisted:

Quote by gurl
Question....
Are the words 'Tools' and 'Tool box' supposed to be taken literally?
Might they be a 'secret code'.....Are there practical demonstrations?

AAh - please don't get mixed up with TOOL box and TOY box. That could prove embarassing when offering to fix your neighbours shelving unit. All Lesbians are required to have a full tool box complete with the latest gadgets availabel at your local DIY store. This gives you plenty of opportunity to browse the aisles witht he rest of your local Lesbian community every Sunday.
Toy boxes are optional. Not all lesbians enjoy playing with toys - although most lesbians will own at least one strap-on.

Quote by gurl
And..if so, does the course ever progress past week 3 ?
And if it does...do you have to pass a test at the end ?

Yes a full pracitical exam is required. :twisted: Should you pass that you then move onto "How to BE a full time Lesbian". The course details of this have yet to be defined.

Quote by gurl
Just out of idle curiousity............
How do you become an examiner ?

Once approved by the official SH Lesbian helpesk, applications can be made - once again - in person. Bribes are always accepted :P

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Rainbows, any lessons going on fine tuning the gay-dar? :twisted:
Mine seems to be broke evil

24 Jan 2005

Quote by gurl
most lesbians will own at least one strap-on.

Oh, now I am getting confused.....
So is that one of those things you wear around your waist for Tools ?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by gurl
Can I not, just.....'See you after class?'

Extra time lessons can always be arranged :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by Libra-Love
Rainbows, any lessons going on fine tuning the gay-dar?
Mine seems to be broke

Oh no - CRISIS alert!!!! You may have to twiddle and play around with a few things to get it just right. If you wish to have one-on-one lessons in how to achieve this I am sure I can oblige :twisted:

24 Jan 2005

I've split this off because it's so funny.
Feel free to change the title Rainbows - I'm garbage at them.
Jas
XXX

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Oh no - CRISIS alert!!!! You may have to twiddle and play around with a few things to get it just right. If you wish to have one-on-one lessons in how to achieve this I am sure I can oblige :twisted:

The twiddle and play around I can do :grin: no problem.
But only once the girl has literally come up to me and said, "hey, I wanna fuck you" rolleyes

But as long as you're obliging I'm indulging lol

:twisted: :twisted:
Catch ya at the munch

24 Jan 2005

24 Jan 2005

Hmmmmmmm.....
Lesson 1... clothing....... check
Lesson 2... CD collection..... got most of them
Lesson 3... DVD collection.... got quite a few
Lesson 4... Sports interest and participation... Check.
Blimey, I'm a lesbian. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Any girls here want my girl on girl cherry ? biggrin

:D :D

24 Jan 2005

Any girls here want my girl on girl cherry

Does that come with cream Lucifer lol

Bev
xx

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Lucifer
Hmmmmmmm.....
Lesson 1... clothing....... check
Lesson 2... CD collection..... got most of them
Lesson 3... DVD collection.... got quite a few
Lesson 4... Sports interest and participation... Check.
Blimey, I'm a lesbian. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Any girls here want my girl on girl cherry ? :D :D

Lucifer - could you please check the requirement "all dicks must be made of silicon or some similar material". Although this subject has yet to be covered it is essential. Wet patches are NOT allowed!!!

24 Jan 2005

How i made it to just being Bi i never know, ive just learnt im more lesbian from what ive just read!! Angelina Jolie, Tipping the Velvet, Dido, Doc Martins I can say yes to a lot of the above lol lol

See you at the munch for verification! :twisted: redface

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Lucifer - could you please check the requirement "all dicks must be made of silicon or some similar material". Although this subject has yet to be covered it is essential. Wet patches are NOT allowed!!!

Rainbows I reckon a dick covered in rubber should count ?
And surely wet patches are allowed - how else can all the lucky women that ejaculate be accomodated ? biggrin

Quote by freckledbird
Does that come with cream Lucifer

Entirely optional Freckledbird, am quite happy to go with the flow (so to speak)

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Rainbows, any lessons going on fine tuning the gay-dar? :twisted:
Mine seems to be broke

Libra Love - This may help

Sadly I only got 80% correct!!!! AND I was better at spotting the boys than the girls!!!!!!
Must go and fix that damned gaydar!!!!!!

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Lucifer
And surely wet patches are allowed - how else can all the lucky women that ejaculate be accomodated ?

They are well accommodated - just it doesn't get as far as the sheets wink

24 Jan 2005

Well, that seemed to work lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You personally got 14 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys.:shock: redface

:twisted: (who knew?) Overall, you guessed better than 57% of all test takers.
Let's see how good I am at the munch. :P

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Well, that seemed to work :lol: :lol: :lol:
You personally got 14 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys.:shock: :twisted: (who knew?) Overall, you guessed better than 57% of all test takers.
Let's see how good I am at the munch. :P

surely it'll be easier at the munch because all(?) of the women on here are at least bi :twisted:
or if not then they could probably be talked around wink

24 Jan 2005

There are several ladies in the chatroom alone who are straight and don't like it if anyone suggests that they might be 'turned' confused

Bev
xx

24 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
There are several ladies in the chatroom alone who are straight and don't like it if anyone suggests that they might be 'turned'
Bev
xx

my appologies then biggrin

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Can you " become" a lesbian ??

on another note, in theory, if a bloke has a sex change but continues to exclusively see women, would that make them a lesbian?

24 Jan 2005

no need to apologise to me, just saying that's all. Some of them can get quite defensive too if an idiot questions them. Can hardly blame them though, I suppose.
Bev(bi, by the way :lol: )
xx

24 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
surely it'll be easier at the munch because all(?) of the women on here are at least bi :twisted:
or if not then they could probably be talked around

:lol: :lol: We so live in hope :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it's my every day life gay detector that needs fine tuning. confused

24 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

surely it'll be easier at the munch because all(?) of the women on here are at least bi :twisted:
or if not then they could probably be talked around

:lol: :lol: We so live in hope :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it's my every day life gay detector that needs fine tuning. confused

I have a t-shirt that might help. the caption on the back is "dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians" or something like that. not seen it in a while but always made me chuckle.
no worries bev, was apologising more to any straight women who happen to read it as it wasn't meant to offend them :lol:

24 Jan 2005

For me it's a case of dip me in chocolate and throw me to anyone :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: