DEAR GIRLS,
FOR TOO LONG WE MEN HAVE BEEN DIVIDED AND CONQUERED IN THE NAME OF EQUALITY, FEMINISM AND A HOST OF OTHE BOBBINS. NO MORE! THE MAN FIGHTS BACK!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS, THE 90s MAN IS DEAD.... LONG LIVES THE MAN OF 2004.
Listen up ladies, below is how it REALLY is...
If you think you maybe fat, you are. Don’t ask us, just get your arse down the gym.
Learn to work the toilet seat, if its up, put the bloody thing down.
Don’t cut your hair, EVER. It causes unnecessary arguments when we dare to comment on it.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present… again.
Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you… live with it.
Saturday = football. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really!!!
Ask for what you want directly. Subtle hints don’t work.
Face it, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
Most blokes own 2 or 3 prs of shoes, so what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good with that dress?
“Yesâ€, “No†and “Mmm†are perfectly acceptable answers.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a fucking doctor!
Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in a subsequent argument.
Its not the dress that makes you look fat, its all that bloody chocolate you eat!!!
Telling us that the models in men’s magazines are airbrushed makes you sound jealous and petty and its certainly not going to deter us from reading them.
The male models with great bodies you see in magazines are all gay.
If something we said could be interpreted 2 ways, and one of these ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we rate how pretty you are.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercial breaks.
When we are in bed and look tired, this means we are tired and definitely does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
If you want dessert after a meal – have some. You don’t HAVE to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don’t say “No I couldn’t/shouldn’t/don’t want any†and then eat half of mine.
Dieting doesn’t work without exercise.
If you’re on a diet it doesn’t mean my meals should be rabbit food as well.
DO NOT QUESTION OUR SENSE OF DIRECTION.
If you can learn the above, then man & woman can co-exist on a level based on love and mutual respect.
The balls in your court!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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let it be ladies!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Its obvious the ladies are gonna hate this post but i say well done. Not all the points are valid and i'de better watch what i say. so all i will say is what an amusing post. If you want a dessert get one dont say no then eat half of mine Lmao.
:small-print: I do not claim to agree or disagree with said statment.! LMAO
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:small-print: I do not claim to agree or disagree with said statment.! LMAO
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Nice one - the reason why I usually stick to blokes 
Blue does one, very quickly
Blue does one, very quickly
