lets move in together!

15 Nov 2005

Hello everyone
I think I am beginning to feel a little of those post-munch blues I've heard people talk about sad

After the great time I had on Saturday night at Marcuso's, I hate my boring old "real life" now! rolleyes

I have decided that the only answer to it is for us all to move in together - what does everyone think? We could all move into SH towers and dance, drink, snog and fuck all day long!
:welcome: :happy: :beer: :inlove: hump

I can't see any problems with the plan really. Obviously we would have to be self-sufficient, as no-one would want to leave to go out to work, so we need to know what everyone could contribute. :cheers:
For starters, I could set up some sort of childcare provision for all the kids and I can also make cider.
What will your role be in our happy swinging community? :thrilled:

15 Nov 2005

I'd have to learn a new skill seein as i am a linguist by profession, tho i suppose could put my tongue to other uses!

15 Nov 2005

Ooooh... I already have a job in SH Towers, but I don't mind helping out with some other stuff, as long as it doesn't keep me away from the Post-room for too long ( had a rush on TV licences recently... noooo not the BBC kind rolleyes

)
Maybe I could check all the apparatus in the dundgeon is in full working order?? dunno

I volunteer Happy Cats collect up all the bedding and sundry items discarded on the floor... it's about his level. biggrin

15 Nov 2005

I could be the insignifant 1 who is always there but no one really knows why

15 Nov 2005

I could work in the Swinging Heaven shop on site,
he he he naked checkout girls!!!!!!!!!!
I could also be the first aider
oh and woth sexysteph and kazswallows we could set up a massage parlour
But only payment in kind accepted
lol

:lol: :lol:

15 Nov 2005

i make a stinking curry.............
and...........
i can amke real...authentic...cornish pasties.....dinosaur back 1s that fill yer plate and melt in your mouth.......recipe passed on from mi mam.....
i could also be the alarm clock.....and give all the ladies living at SH towers a nice wake up call smile

and postie....wouldnt mr HC be better employed as the sleeping room co-ordinator..... :shock:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
i can make real...authentic...cornish pasties.....dinosaur back 1s that fill yer plate and melt in your mouth.......recipe passed on from mi mam.....

MMMM I am coming just for that ;)
I could volunteer my services as a door guard, make sure no-one who wasn't welcome got in...
I make a mean leek and potato soup..perfect for chilly winter nights...
And I could teach you to play Texas hold 'em poker...just in case ;)
Minx x x

15 Nov 2005

I was going to offer to be the chef :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Nov 2005

sorry blonde......
but if i get the job of getter upperer....
your gonna be first on the list....
so 4am every morning for you smile

15 Nov 2005

blonde u can organise the kitchen rota, just dont put me in to make breakfasts, also am only good at cooking curries,

15 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
sorry blonde......
but if i get the job of getter upperer....
your gonna be first on the list....
so 4am every morning for you

Woo Hoo !!!!!! ............... 1st on your list ? I am honoured :giggle:

Quote by SexyGuy
blonde u can organise the kitchen rota, just dont put me in to make breakfasts, also am only good at cooking curries,

Moi ???? ............... organise a rota ?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that would result in 25 meals on Monday and non on tuesday wednesday thursday or friday !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
I was going to offer to be the chef :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, I think food is going to be a very important part of the whole idea, so we can a few chefs biggrin

15 Nov 2005

I've already got a job too: I lurk and pose on one of the gate pillars at the main entrance , usually kneeling or reclining, and with a big stiffy!
redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

15 Nov 2005

I'll change all the lightbulbs...as long as they're ES :twisted:

15 Nov 2005

And remember there are going to be LOADS of times when one or other of the chefs are otherwise engaged hump

or too drunk to cook

15 Nov 2005

I want to live there too! Umm.... I can't do anything very useful... oooh, I know, I can talk shit about philosophy when everyone's really tired and needs something to get them to sleep (yay, I knew that degree would come in useful one day lol

)
Are we getting Alex DJ in charge of the CD collection?

15 Nov 2005

I can knit the willy warmers :smug:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I can knit the willy warmers :smug:

Can you knit me some mittens while you are at it, please? Trade you for.... erm.... these spare parachutes I have , sure you'll findsome use for them dunno

15 Nov 2005

I could be the Head Remote Control Holder........I do a pretty good job at the minute!!!! biggrin

Marty xxx

15 Nov 2005

I'lll be head translator biggrin

:twisted:
cunning linguist :P
yes I know it's been said before but I never get tired of it :P

15 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
I'll change all the lightbulbs...as long as they're ES :twisted:

are u qualified to change lamps (correct term) in the SH towers, I would have thought it would be classed as a "Special Location" and thus require an electrician under the new Part P reqs.
especialy in the steam room or over the spa in the gfz.

15 Nov 2005

Can make a decent brew
and a cracking chilli chicken
does that get me in?
Would have to bring Essexlady too she is useful for many many things
:twisted:
(She's a good organiser I meant innocent

)
Cathy x

15 Nov 2005

Im a tart if thats any use, and mr muttley is a good cook.
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mrs Muttley xxxxxxxxxxxx

16 Nov 2005

No really... its a fantastic idea... i was thinking about this today...i got a 3 bed terrace at the moment.. but thinking about advertising.... getting 3/4 people in on it .. and getting a proper lush house.... cheaper rent... ok ok .. might not do wonders for my swinging life.. but great on the old wallet!!

16 Nov 2005

I can be the waiter to serve breakfast, lunch and dinner wink

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I can knit the willy warmers :smug:

But Dawn, surely you could just hold them in your hands, or mouth to keep them warm. No need for knitting then biggrin

16 Nov 2005

Quote by oliveoyl
I could work in the Swinging Heaven shop on site,
he he he naked checkout girls!!!!!!!!!!
I could also be the first aider
oh and woth sexysteph and kazswallows we could set up a massage parlour
But only payment in kind accepted
:lol: :lol:

How about buy 1- get 1 free? blast

(errrrm- off the women)

16 Nov 2005

i am good at um......................being a tea bitch....
i also can be the new boxer short model.....
MikeC

16 Nov 2005

Haven't got any special talents to offer.............i just want to play Hold 'em and poke her with BiWelshMinx lol

:lol:
(Hope we are talking about the same thing here :lol: )

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Fallen Angel
We could all move into SH towers and dance, drink, snog and fuck all day long!

I can just imagine attempting to do all those things at the same time. :twisted: :grin:

Quote by Fallen Angel
I can also make cider.
What will your role be in our happy swinging community? :thrilled:

Errrm, well I l can turn cider, beer and wine into water, if that's any use. lol