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Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Normal_Ray
err.... does this qualify......
she dumps you,
a month later she sees a neighbour,
a month later she moves in with him,
2 months later she gets engaged to him,

no.... :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
err.... does this qualify......
,

no.... :shock:
i thought that was painful, its like driving a pick axe thru the heart and twisting it for good measure.
ok, then like like banging my funny bone casue the pins and needles after makes me laugh
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Normal_Ray
err.... does this qualify......
she dumps you,
a month later she sees a neighbour,
a month later she moves in with him,
2 months later she gets engaged to him,

no.... :shock:
i thought that was painful, its like driving a pick axe thru the heart and twisting it for good measure.
ok, then like like banging my funny bone casue the pins and needles after makes me laugh
well thats not wht the thread was for! :shock:
it was meant to be funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy sad
Drewxcore
Sex God
ok...trying to resurrect this thread
you giggled with johny
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
ok...trying to resurrect this thread
you giggled with johny

Or babbled with Jennifer!
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
you played hell with my bear

But I'm in heaven with my Roly Poly.....
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
i'm besotted with blacmange

I'm enamoured with Stripy Pyjamas! :shock:
tmann
Sex God
Quote by louise_and_joe
You broke my nan
You sunk my cruton
You tripped on my otter
come on peopleeeee

What does "you broke my nan" mean dunno
Louise xxIt means someone eat an Indian's bread.
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

:shock:
That may be reading too far into it....:lol:
soz luv, its just the way my head is wired dunno
:twisted:
not really its the same thing i thought redface
Bigpaul45
Sexlightened
i had to open my wallet to pay for two new tyres this morning...£210...painful! it nearly fucking killed me rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Bigpaul45
i had to open my wallet to pay for two new tyres this morning...£210...painful! it nearly fucking killed me rolleyes

I hope you have better than me about a year ago, i got a new tyre last year. Next day i got a bleeding nail and it was unrepairable.
mad
Bigpaul45
Sexlightened
yeh i had that too last year with my bmw...£155..ouch mind you when it was wrote off i got a £1,000 more than i paid for it the previous year,so swings(ers)and roundabouts i s'pose rolleyes
Drewxcore
Sex God
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin
Bigpaul45
Sexlightened
my budgies car tax has been stolen by those pesky mice.......roger irrelevant (viz)
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I've already stolen it and it's full of Minging Marmite.....! :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I wish somebody would!
Would you be a dear and replace it with a magic appendage?
:lol2:
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I wish somebody would!
Would you be a dear and replace it with a magic appendage?
:lol2:
yes, a red one with bells on, will that do?
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I wish somebody would!
Would you be a dear and replace it with a magic appendage?
:lol2:
yes, a red one with bells on, will that do?
A red bell-end???
Sounds perfect!
:twisted:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I wish somebody would!
Would you be a dear and replace it with a magic appendage?
:lol2:
yes, a red one with bells on, will that do?
A red bell-end???
Sounds perfect!
:twisted:
I thought a purple one was perfect....:giggle:
Red is just adequate....rolleyes
wink
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I wish somebody would!
Would you be a dear and replace it with a magic appendage?
:lol2:
yes, a red one with bells on, will that do?
A red bell-end???
Sounds perfect!
:twisted:
I thought a purple one was perfect....:giggle:
Red is just adequate....rolleyes
wink
sorry i didnt want to blind you with such high levels of quality humour :roll:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
sorry i didnt want to blind you with such high levels of quality humour rolleyes

I stand corrected sir....wink
Unknown User
Do you know what Drew, I still cant think of one redface
I'll think of one if it kills me banghead :giggle:
Louise xx
well_busty_babe
Sex God
i often daydream about ways to inflict pain on a person i hate ( and i mean hate).
i would offer some suggestions, but i think you would all steer clear of me afterwards lol.
Unknown User
Quote by louise_and_joe
Do you know what Drew, I still cant think of one redface
I'll think of one if it kills me banghead :giggle:
Louise xx

You are trying too hard! kiss
It's surrealist piffle, not skill - well apart from the ability to talk complete b*ll*cks.
Lousie you snapped my linen comfrey bag handle.
See it's easy. Think random - the more random the better!
biggrin
Drewxcore
Sex God
Come on louise if you do im sure kiss will let you bash at her gateway
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
Come on louise if you do im sure kiss will let you bash at her gateway

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Drew you really do make me laugh! kiss