Quote by Ukwineman
you mullered my mother ????
yes i ddi sorry about that, although she did undermine my opening
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yes i ddi sorry about that, although she did undermine my opening
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yes i ddi sorry about that, although she did undermine my opening
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Quote by Kiss
Ahhh I see!
You ploughed my petticoat.
Is that one?
Kiss is a genius
but she ate all my crackers
You smelt my full follicle.
You thrashed my pumpernickel.
You spilt your venom on my cravat.
I love this woman
You stepped on my tentacle
You messed with my marble
You ate all my prittsticks
Quote by Drewxcore
Ahhh I see!
You ploughed my petticoat.
Is that one?
Kiss is a genius
but she ate all my crackers
You smelt my full follicle.
You thrashed my pumpernickel.
You spilt your venom on my cravat.
I love this woman
You stepped on my tentacle
You messed with my marble
You ate all my prittsticks
You sang over my tawdry toenail.
You dashed my spectacled semitone.
You confabulated my kingdom.
(I used to write this surrealist stuff in my signature, but nobody liked it then either!
) Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Ahhh I see!
You ploughed my petticoat.
Is that one?
Kiss is a genius
but she ate all my crackers
You smelt my full follicle.
You thrashed my pumpernickel.
You spilt your venom on my cravat.
I love this woman
You stepped on my tentacle
You messed with my marble
You ate all my prittsticks
You sang over my tawdry toenail.
You dashed my spectacled semitone.
You confabulated my kingdom.
(I used to write this surrealist stuff in my signature, but nobody liked it then either!
)All the air seeped out of my hippo
My soup is on fire
You at lunch with my okapi
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Quote by Kiss
I think what with this being a swinging site, maybe we should try some sex-related ones?
You bashed my Bishop!
You twatted my... errrr... twat!
You b*ll*cked my boobies!
(I'm easily amused :giggle
My toolbox is messy....... :shock:
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Quote by Ukwineman
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
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Quote by Kiss
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
Quote by Drewxcore
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
how about i batter your badger :giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
How about I stamp on your exaggerated hem-line and we’ll call it quits?
Quote by Ukwineman
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
how about i batter your badger :giggle:
:doh: :doh: :doh: forget i said that one :doh: :doh: :doh:
Quote by Ukwineman
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
how about i batter your badger :giggle:
Drew & Wineman, sittin' in a tree..
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
how about i batter your badger :giggle:
Drew & Wineman, sittin' in a tree..
we'll be watching tomorrows world with a couple of cats, nothing odd
Quote by Kiss
bloody hell 3 days in Ireland and by brain has turned into a pint of the black stuff
At least noones caved in you post office
Now there was no need to call him a post office was there Drew?
thats true, i'm a terrible person, feel free to strangle my hedgehog
how about i batter your badger :giggle:
Drew & Wineman, sittin' in a tree..
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
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Come back or i will screw your side table!
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Quote by Dlep
Come back or i will screw your side table!
If you do I will have to release the Dodecahedron!
dont threaten me with 3dimensional shapes!
If you do i'll splash the duck with yoghurt
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
Come back or i will screw your side table!
If you do I will have to release the Dodecahedron!
dont threaten me with 3dimensional shapes!
If you do i'll splash the duck with yoghurt
That's better than coating the Frog with Syrup!
Also better than throwing the marble at the pheasant
