lick lesson? please...

15 Oct 2004

can you help me be better? any age, i dont care.

15 Oct 2004

Pass age of 18, buy a book, wipe the drool off Pam Anderson poster, put on fresh anorak and go out and meet some women.

15 Oct 2004

whats wrong with me asking? sure i'll do better
than you anyway.

15 Oct 2004

*sigh*
When are people going to learn that this is not a sex school for the inexperienced?
Please, no more of the <parody>OMFGLOLWTF!!!!!1111!!!!oneoneone!!!! THIS IZ SUCH A KEWL SEX SIET! EVERYONEZ UP FOR IT ON HERE AN IM BOUND TO GET A SHAG! ROFL!</parody>

15 Oct 2004

Upforout..... methinks your time here is limited and running out fast!

15 Oct 2004

sorry, take it you was never new on this site?

15 Oct 2004

Everyone was new once, your point is?

15 Oct 2004

Putting it in less Red Dwarf style, you are making your first post, this is an open forum, but it is based on a cafe. Ok an adult cafe, but what you just posted is like the proverbial clanger where everyone goes quiet.
Spend a little time, get a feel for the place, join a few chats, say hello, then see if people want to discuss details of sexuality with you...

15 Oct 2004

so you cant give me some slack?
chill out . im new FFS

15 Oct 2004

Hey you getting slack, you still here. There are some boards you wouldnt be. Just chill, save the deep stuff till people know you a little better, and start with Hello, this is me, goes down a lot better smile

15 Oct 2004

Quote by upforout
so you cant give me some slack?
chill out . im new FFS

You may be new, but you could read around and see that this is not the way we do things, here.

15 Oct 2004

ok, ok, i didnt know how this place worked ....
HELLO. ok. calm the fuck down.

15 Oct 2004

You think this is us upset rotflmao

Sorry but the only one on here swearing at people he has only just met is you. Now we can be friends, but relax. Join in a few of the threads around here and lets enjoy a proverbial drink n chat before you start flaming the site mods...

15 Oct 2004

Abusiveness will not be tolerated. That doesn't mean you can't swear, just that you don't tell people to "calm the fuck down" when they are trying to help. I suggest you wind your neck in or I will ban you. OK