LIE AMNESTY

4 May 2005

As im a man in a swinging relationship with a few people ,i just wondered why nearly all the men lie .......in most cases ,they lie about there job,wheather there married,sexlife,sexuality......in some cases i found out there lies due to myself and friends getting the same males email to our ad,s..............it tars us quite single swinging men with a tar that is too sticky to brush off......so i thought of a amnesty....a lie amnesty........from now on,all you males tell the truth ,you get better results,which equal more friends.......go on treat yourself,BE HONEST and get a shag lol

p.s. sorry for the bad english.
p.p.s. has anybody seen my soapbox.

4 May 2005

I disagree, idont think ive ever had a man off here lie to me - well not the ones ive met but of course i wouldnt meet the ones i thought were lieing.
There is just one exception to this, they nearly all have lied about there age, even the most honest have knocked a couple of years off !!! then they say women are vain!!!

4 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
foxylady123 what they take off their age they tend to add elsewhere in inches :lol:
Steph
The Cynical

Adding inches is pointless cos they will insist on showing a picture or a cam first.
And the younger ones tend to add years raather than subtract them, dont you agree?

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
foxylady123 what they take off their age they tend to add elsewhere in inches :lol:
Steph
The Cynical

Adding inches is pointless cos they will insist on showing a picture or a cam first.
And the younger ones tend to add years raather than subtract them, dont you agree?
Innit, but the Tweenies boxer shorts usually give the game away

4 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Sometimes - Depends on what they call VWEor VVWE.. The younger ones in the chatroom get cute and ask how old do you want me to be? As if
Personally I find Cam unsatisfying I reckon I am more tactile and prefer hands on measuring. :wink: :wink:
Steph

Dont do catrooms so cant comment (deliberate mistake)
Cans are boring as hell, once you have seen one you have seen them all!!

4 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
The younger ones in the chatroom get cute and ask how old do you want me to be? As if

Aaaah, hours of wind up fun
"I want you to be 89 years old and incontinent"
not that I've got hours to spare due to my life being so hectic
Lie

4 May 2005

I think 'hands' is a good measure for me.. like a horse.
Although I need a few more hands to measure it with... Any takers?? two hands is not enough.

4 May 2005

What's the point lying about your age? Not as if someone's going to decline a shag because the other persons a few years older/younger than their criteria. Im 22, sound 42 and can look 16 after a shave.
As for adding inches, again it's pointless. It's going to be fairly obvious to anyone if you claim to be 8" by are only 5", better to just be honest, modest and self-deprecating and see who'll want to shag you for that biggrin

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
What's the point lying about your age? Not as if someone's going to decline a shag because the other persons a few years older/younger than their criteria. Im 22, sound 42 and can look 16 after a shave.

Actually they would, well i would but then id also decline if i found or suspected that you had been lying to me

4 May 2005

Well I am well endowed, tall, dark, handsome, modest and honest.
I never said anything to show otherwise.
Then again I never said anything before either lol

4 May 2005

i suppose your also a milioaire with a brilliant sense of humor and a yacht in the south of France?

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
What's the point lying about your age? Not as if someone's going to decline a shag because the other persons a few years older/younger than their criteria. Im 22, sound 42 and can look 16 after a shave.

Actually they would, well i would but then id also decline if i found or suspected that you had been lying to me
What I meant is if someone was looking for a guy aged 25-40, I wouldn't try and get in with that person by pretending to be a few years older. If, for example, things developed between us then it wouldn't be a good basis for it.

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
i suppose your also a milioaire with a brilliant sense of humor and a yacht in the south of France?

Only between the hours of 12 and 8 when I'm asleep lol

4 May 2005

ok so you nicely and diplomatically dug yourself out of that hole you dug!!

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
ok so you nicely and diplomatically dug yourself out of that hole you dug!!

Umm, I'm going to jump right back in it and ask when was I digging?

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
ok so you nicely and diplomatically dug yourself out of that hole you dug!!

Umm, I'm going to jump right back in it and ask when was I digging?
Get your mum to explain it to you
PS im not usually this obnoxious - ask Fabio!!

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
ok so you nicely and diplomatically dug yourself out of that hole you dug!!

Umm, I'm going to jump right back in it and ask when was I digging?
Get your mum to explain it to you
PS im not usually this obnoxious - ask Fabio!!
I believe you, my brain's still getting over the shock of my afternoon exam. If you'd like to leave it a message, it'll get back to you as soon as it can confused

Ah, I meant men lying about their age. Everyone knows that women don't age over 21 wink

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
ok so you nicely and diplomatically dug yourself out of that hole you dug!!

Umm, I'm going to jump right back in it and ask when was I digging?
Get your mum to explain it to you
PS im not usually this obnoxious - ask Fabio!!
I believe you, my brain's still getting over the shock of my afternoon exam. If you'd like to leave it a message, it'll get back to you as soon as it can confused

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, now you got me feeling all sorry for you!! I thought it was Sats next week!!

4 May 2005

It is, this is my 11+

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
It is, this is my 11+

Well its now after shouldnt you be asleep (note i did not sday , "in bed")Honestly parents nowadays, no control!!!

4 May 2005

I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.

Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.

Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!
What happens if they bring the vacuum round? lol

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.

Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!
What happens if they bring the vacuum round? lol

It will cut you up into tiny pieces and wizz all your insides around for eternity!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tell mummy that if i have to keep this conversation up for much longer im going to charge her a babysitting fee!!

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.

Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!
What happens if they bring the vacuum round? lol

It will cut you up into tiny pieces and wizz all your insides around for eternity!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tell mummy that if i have to keep this conversation up for much longer im going to charge her a babysitting fee!!
Ok ok, I can take a hint.
bigDewi slouches off to bed, comfort blanket in hand and armed with a rolling pin to defend against sadistic middle aged women pushing vacuum cleaners.

4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.

Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!
What happens if they bring the vacuum round? lol

It will cut you up into tiny pieces and wizz all your insides around for eternity!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tell mummy that if i have to keep this conversation up for much longer im going to charge her a babysitting fee!!
Ok ok, I can take a hint.
bigDewi slouches off to bed, comfort blanket in hand and armed with a rolling pin to defend against sadistic middle aged women pushing vacuum cleaners.
Well thats me out of the frame, i never wild a vacum cleaner, i have someone to do it for me.
Nite nite sleep tight!!
xxx
Ps dont forget to clean your teeth

4 May 2005

i cleaned me teeth but im not going bed yet!!!!! i only just got in lol
how you doing foxy??
acetates

4 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I disagree, idont think ive ever had a man off here lie to me - well not the ones ive met but of course i wouldnt meet the ones i thought were lieing.

I love you. :inlove:
lhk
Kat

4 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
I disagree, idont think ive ever had a man off here lie to me - well not the ones ive met but of course i wouldnt meet the ones i thought were lieing.

I love you. :inlove:
lhk
Kat
Sorry have i amused?

4 May 2005

51 fat old git with a puss that would worry a rat.....6" manhood ( I just measured it)......married (God am I married,,, why do you think I come here?).
Would love to meet a lady for NSA fun and a bloody good laugh.
How honest is that......errrrrrrrr wonder if I get any takers ?
Jack47