You know as I rush head long in to my dotage there are things that I could never get my head around. Like take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you? Now take my body at 64 it is begging to fall apart, ok so you say you just have to grow old gracefully how the hell can you when head still thinks I am 21. ukkeith
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You know as I rush head long in to my dotage there are things that I could never get my head around. Like take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you? Now take my body at 64 it is begging to fall apart, ok so you say you just have to grow old gracefully how the hell can you when head still thinks I am 21. ukkeith
Don't fret yourself about it Keith, it's all about economy of space, if you cut open the male body it's frightening what spills out and a bit like digging a hole in the ground, try as you might, what comes out simply won't fit back in, it's all a bit tight in there.
It's my understanding that the creator had used up all the body space and realised that he still had two bits left over, the brain and the smiffies, with only one gap which happened to be inside the head, it therefore only seems logical to put the body part that doesn't need emptying of fluid on a regular basis, on the inside and hang the other where ever he could. I reckon the choice made was a good un cos if it was the other way round my expenditure on cotton buds for cleaning out my ears would treble.
As for the choice of hanging em in a little bag between the legs, I gotta say that this is also a winner for me cos try as hard as I might, the only other place that I can think of where they would remain outa harms way, is under my chin and I just know that this would detract from some of the ties I wear.
.................nope.....I reckon he got it right.
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You know as I rush head long in to my dotage there are things that I could never get my head around. Like take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you? Now take my body at 64 it is begging to fall apart, ok so you say you just have to grow old gracefully how the hell can you when head still thinks I am 21. ukkeith
One of the reason why the testicles are where they are is because that area reaches the right temperature for sperm to be produced.
No they are there so try as you might when you get thrown over the back of your instructor you crush em on the way down... Lucky I don't want more kids 
As for growing gracefully, sod that. My intructor used to be 70's and beat hell out of me week by week. Ok so some things seem to slow down, but stay positive and never fall into I can't do that and it all easier to cope. You change what you trying to do based on realities of day, but never give up...
As for growing gracefully, sod that. My intructor used to be 70's and beat hell out of me week by week. Ok so some things seem to slow down, but stay positive and never fall into I can't do that and it all easier to cope. You change what you trying to do based on realities of day, but never give up...
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Quote by davej
Don't fret yourself about it Keith, it's all about economy of space
Like YOU gotta worry, you have yours nestled under your chin!
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Don't fret yourself about it Keith, it's all about economy of space
Like YOU gotta worry, you have yours nestled under your chin!
Hell, I'm just trying to keep up with the modern trend for compact..........I still rue the day we visited Ikea.
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take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you?
As logical as it was to put globe-like mammaries on women's chests with nipples that protrude when chilly - I mean - did he not consider the difficulties of boob tubes, and the fact that disco does not mean knock yourself out? And what about cold weather? I have to avoid wearing thin cotton in unheated establishments for four months of the year FFS.
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Quote by SunBunny
As logical as it was to put globe-like mammaries on women's chests with nipples that protrude when chilly - I mean - did he not consider the difficulties of boob tubes, and the fact that disco does not mean knock yourself out? And what about cold weather? I have to avoid wearing thin cotton in unheated establishments for four months of the year FFS.
I think you will find that the creator is also a believer in the after life and probably had a pretty good idea that he was gonna come back as a supermarket worker in the frozen foods section and was just making sure that the job had added interest in the summer..........sneaky, but understandable SunBunny.
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And what about cold weather? I have to avoid wearing thin cotton in unheated establishments for four months of the year FFS.
And God bless the good Lord for such things. Dont think he's a bloke do you????
the (always appreciative) Laird
xx
Did I say I didn't like breasts???
No reason why the Lord can't appreciate them as a female.....with a bitch of a sense of humour....I mean, only a female could dream up something as laughable as balls....
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Don't fret yourself about it Keith, it's all about economy of space, if you cut open the male body it's frightening what spills out and a bit like digging a hole in the ground, try as you might, what comes out simply won't fit back in, it's all a bit tight in there.
It's my understanding that the creator had used up all the body space and realised that he still had two bits left over, the brain and the smiffies, with only one gap which happened to be inside the head, it therefore only seems logical to put the body part that doesn't need emptying of fluid on a regular basis, on the inside and hang the other where ever he could. I reckon the choice made was a good un cos if it was the other way round my expenditure on cotton buds for cleaning out my ears would treble.
As for the choice of hanging em in a little bag between the legs, I gotta say that this is also a winner for me cos try as hard as I might, the only other place that I can think of where they would remain outa harms way, is under my chin and I just know that this would detract from some of the ties I wear.
.................nope.....I reckon he got it right.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh but Dave that is so hypocritical - Not under your chin eh? But I bet you love MrsDavej wearing em under her chin!!!
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Oh but Dave that is so hypocritical - Not under your chin eh? But I bet you love MrsDavej wearing em under her chin!!!
chins misschief, you missed of the 's'..........but yes
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Thinking about it my chin is getting saggy, could I be growing more balls there.
You've obviously spent too long with your mouth wide open mate....watching all the boobs go by....or having your throat tickled....either way you will suffer a certain loss of elasticity to the neck and jaw area
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Thinking about it my chin is getting saggy, could I be growing more balls there.
don't knock it, getting kicked in the nuts is gonna be more difficult for any would be assailants and your daily shave will now kill two birds with one stone. The only real disadvantage that I can see, is having to go buy shirts with a larger collar size, all in all your still in the pound seats.
