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Oh if only it were that simple, as posted, yes a Jaffa cake is a Jaffa cake, but you have to ask yourself, Who posted it? And what’s more why did they post it? Even more important, Why did they post it to me? Having established the facts, and decided that the Jaffa cake is innocuous, What is the next step?
Do we embrace our own decadence and dunk the Jaffa cake, perhaps even adorn it with Icing ? Leave it on the plate so that we can look at it, enhancing our desire for it? Or do we just get down and dirty and devour it whole?
Life? ……………… don’t talk to me about life
Do we embrace our own decadence and dunk the Jaffa cake, perhaps even adorn it with Icing ? Leave it on the plate so that we can look at it, enhancing our desire for it? Or do we just get down and dirty and devour it whole?
Life? ……………… don’t talk to me about life
Quote by Mac69
"Do we embrace our own decadence and dunk the Jaffa cake, perhaps even adorn it with Icing ? Leave it on the plate so that we can look at it, enhancing our desire for it? Or do we just get down and dirty and devour it whole?"
Is this an either/or situation or can all 3 be done? :twisted:
Naughty boy
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: But then again ......................... :twisted:
Quote by O. K.
What is the matter with the Human race? their relentless pursuit of pleasure, and sex, workaholics have an obsession and compulsion to do all the work in the world during one lifetime, alcoholics try to drink all the worlds stock at once, smokers are intent on using all the tobacco at one go, Millionaires have a determination to be multi multi billionaires, money they couldn't possibly spend, after all, we are only here for three score years and ten, IF WE ARE VERY LUCKY!!!
I'm sorry but that post is so depressing.
What is the point of getting out of bed in the morning?
Should I just top myself now?
And if it's so bad to chase things, why are you on this site with your nekkid ass in view?
Quote by Katien_n_John
"Do we embrace our own decadence and dunk the Jaffa cake, perhaps even adorn it with Icing ? Leave it on the plate so that we can look at it, enhancing our desire for it? Or do we just get down and dirty and devour it whole?"
Is this an either/or situation or can all 3 be done? :twisted:
Naughty boy
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: But then again ......................... :twisted:
Look I think we are getting bogged down with the whole socio-philisophical aspect of this thread and the only way forward to reach a Zen like conclusion is simple, viz, " Scoff it! "
Guys.... the question is......and it is definately worth pondering....
Do you eat the jaffa cake in one go?
Do you Full Moon, Half Moon....Total Eclips it..(With a waving hand gesture)
Or do you gently lick all the chocolate off until the smashing jaffa orangy bit is exposed...before teasing it away from the cake base... so that said smashing jaffa orangy bit can be taken by the index finger and thumb ..then 'Whapped' on to your poked out tongue.. :twisted:
Perhaps a poll?
Do you eat the jaffa cake in one go?
Do you Full Moon, Half Moon....Total Eclips it..(With a waving hand gesture)
Or do you gently lick all the chocolate off until the smashing jaffa orangy bit is exposed...before teasing it away from the cake base... so that said smashing jaffa orangy bit can be taken by the index finger and thumb ..then 'Whapped' on to your poked out tongue.. :twisted:
Perhaps a poll?
It seems i may have stumbled across something here....
Are all Jaffa Cake eaters connoisseurs? Is the technique more important than the consumption?
Is there a correlation between sexual techniques and jaffa cake eating techniques???
do people of the same star sign eat them the same way ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Are all Jaffa Cake eaters connoisseurs? Is the technique more important than the consumption?
Is there a correlation between sexual techniques and jaffa cake eating techniques???
do people of the same star sign eat them the same way ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Sex God
my technique ,, invented by me ! hold the jaffa cake in your left hand ,choccie side up , lightly depress the thumb of your right hand into the center of the chocolate causing the chocolate to crack , pick off all the cracks of chocolate and consume leaving the orange bit and the cake .Carefully peel the orange bit off the cake , making sure not to rip it and place on tongue , slowly such on the orange bit until it disolves .You are now left with just the cake which is ideal for dunking in your tea! 
Quote by hornyred and dino
my technique ,, invented by me ! hold the jaffa cake in your left hand ,choccie side up , lightly depress the thumb of your right hand into the center of the chocolate causing the chocolate to crack , pick off all the cracks of chocolate and consume leaving the orange bit and the cake .Carefully peel the orange bit off the cake , making sure not to rip it and place on tongue , slowly such on the orange bit until it disolves .You are now left with just the cake which is ideal for dunking in your tea!
Hell yeah...I do a similar thing...although I tease round the orangy bit and peel it off with the chocolate still attached... then you can bend it to assist with the removal.......
Never dunked the cake base though....I'm off to put the kettle on
Sex God
Quote by luv2lick
my technique ,, invented by me ! hold the jaffa cake in your left hand ,choccie side up , lightly depress the thumb of your right hand into the center of the chocolate causing the chocolate to crack , pick off all the cracks of chocolate and consume leaving the orange bit and the cake .Carefully peel the orange bit off the cake , making sure not to rip it and place on tongue , slowly such on the orange bit until it disolves .You are now left with just the cake which is ideal for dunking in your tea!
Hell yeah...I do a similar thing...although I tease round the orangy bit and peel it off with the chocolate still attached... then you can bend it to assist with the removal.......
Never dunked the cake base though....I'm off to put the kettle on
with a tongue like that you could "melt" 3 orangey bits at once 
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by hornyred and dino
my technique ,, invented by me ! hold the jaffa cake in your left hand ,choccie side up , lightly depress the thumb of your right hand into the center of the chocolate causing the chocolate to crack , pick off all the cracks of chocolate and consume leaving the orange bit and the cake .Carefully peel the orange bit off the cake , making sure not to rip it and place on tongue , slowly such on the orange bit until it disolves .You are now left with just the cake which is ideal for dunking in your tea!
Hell yeah...I do a similar thing...although I tease round the orangy bit and peel it off with the chocolate still attached... then you can bend it to assist with the removal.......
Never dunked the cake base though....I'm off to put the kettle on
with a tongue like that you could "melt" 3 orangey bits at once :lol: :lol: :lol:With an arse like that I know where I would like to place them for the final assault ! :lol:
Quote by O. K.
What is the matter with the Human race? their relentless pursuit of pleasure, and sex, workaholics have an obsession and compulsion to do all the work in the world during one lifetime, alcoholics try to drink all the worlds stock at once, smokers are intent on using all the tobacco at one go, Millionaires have a determination to be multi multi billionaires, money they couldn't possibly spend, after all, we are only here for three score years and ten, IF WE ARE VERY LUCKY!!!
If we didn't - we would hardly be called a 'Race'. We would have to be the human standaroundnotdoingverymuchuntilwebecameextinct.
lhk
Kat
