life's mysteries

11 Jul 2006

can anyone help us sort out these mysteries?
1) if all the super power countries are in debt,and we support the poorer countrys, who lent everyone the money?
2) why is it when i'm in fast lane of motorway and theres a queue ahead, the middle and sometimes the slow lane are going faster than me?
3) why do motorway maintenance order far too many cones?

11 Jul 2006

Answers not on a postcard:
1) The World Bank
2) Too many cars in fast lane
3) Cones are government issue sex toys

11 Jul 2006

actually the answer to number 1 is from you.
Answer number 2 I am not sure about
answer number 3 is spot on biggrin

11 Jul 2006

response to 3) go on then who's gonna be the first to admit to having sex to a, / (with a ) cone?

11 Jul 2006

and still puzzling over 1) you mean the old I.M.F. but if they all in debt to the world bank, after putting into it, where did the excess come from to allow them all get overdrawn?

11 Jul 2006

1. Probably Bill Gates
2. Because you were not quick enough to move back into the almost empty lanes 1 and 2.
3. They have to order extra to cover the losses to students etc. Where can they store them?
on the roads of course!

11 Jul 2006

Quote by cockslut
response to 3) go on then who's gonna be the first to admit to having sex to a, / (with a ) cone?

Have not had sex with a cone :angel:

11 Jul 2006

Well... after some DEEP Thought & some calculations I have left over just lying around...
I can now announce the answer to questions 1: 2: & 3: is....
42 :bounce:
Don't thank me...
Its was my pleasure

12 Jul 2006

Quote by cockslut
can anyone help us sort out these mysteries?
1) if all the super power countries are in debt,and we support the poorer countrys, who lent everyone the money?
2) why is it when i'm in fast lane of motorway and theres a queue ahead, the middle and sometimes the slow lane are going faster than me?
3) why do motorway maintenance order far too many cones?

1) Who says 'no' to a super power?
2) the slow lane is the fast lane? Is this like the compact rules of cricket?
3) Britain has a cone quota from Brussel which it must fill. The cone farms are producing to many cones and they must be used. If they are not used on the motorway then they would, at vast expence, be converted into ice cream. Do you want that?

12 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Well... after some DEEP Thought & some calculations I have left over just lying around...
I can now announce the answer to questions 1: 2: & 3: is....
42 :bounce:
Don't thank me...
Its was my pleasure

Well I know who to seek help from when I need mathematical questions answering..........
And it won't be you! :P
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