Limerick Competition - RESULTS

31 Aug 2004

Right.......... lets put those brains to work with a bit of easy rhyme...... lol

The prize will be in keeping with the ammount of entries....... so the more entries the better the prize.
Limerick rules apply. biggrin

Your starter is:-
There was a young lady from Devon,
who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
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31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon,
who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
in less than an hour
after taking after a shower
she'd arranged to go dogging at eleven

31 Aug 2004

a reply she did get and boy she got wet!
But only because it was raining! confused

Used to be more creative!! "note to self, be more creative dammit!!"

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven.
She got many replies
But most were just lies
So she only shagged ninety seven

31 Aug 2004

Quote by frogsterThere was a young lady from Devon,
who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
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The answer she got
She soon forgot
It was a one-liner from Kevin.
(Apologies to Kevin - but it's your fault for having a name that rhymes with Heaven - well almost)
That was so crap I want another go!!!

31 Aug 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven.
She got many replies
But most were just lies
So she only shagged ninety seven

Buggrit! Buggrit! You beat me and yours is better!!!

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She found a great treasure
who claimed he could give her pleasure
But he was only 14 years old.
biggrin

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She went out on a date
But the guy turned up late
He got there at nine not half seven confused

:? :?
:doh: dunno

:dunno:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady called Blue
She was bored and had nothing to do
So she sat in the car
Doggers watched her from far
Then she flashed and she fucked them all too!!
confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady called Jags
Who liked wine but never smoked fags
If she thought you were crap
She would give you a slap
And she collected cock pics out of mags !!
redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: lol

:lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
A sailor then wrote
And "floated her boat"
All the way up the Bristol Channel and the whole length of the River Severn.
Well, what? lol

Mike.

31 Aug 2004

Sarge your very good at this..................mayb its sitting in that bunker all day sending u loon

But please keep them cumming.....i think there great...

31 Aug 2004

A chap from the North West was he
Better known to us here as Steve G
He could never make lunch
But when it came to a Munch
He could teach us a lesson or three !!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Am I the only one playing this game??? :shock: confused

:? :lol: :lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young fellow called Mark
Whose bite was much worse than his bark
He was so bored one night
He invented this site
Now he only comes out when its's dark!!
confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?

31 Aug 2004

There once was a fellow named Sarge
Who fell in love with, then married a barge
Soon their first child was due
It gave birth to a canoe
So the nappies were strange looking and large!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
(Look, there's not a lot that rhymes with Sarge
- Not that you can fall in love with anyway!!) confused

:lol: :lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady called Vix
Who would soon get her baps out for pics
A competition she saw
Sent in 4 pics or more
But only came third - what a fix!!!
:shock: :shock: confused

:?

:lol: :lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She started to play
And decided to stay
To give head to whoever had a hard on
Ooh! Thats so weak but I had to try and contribute something, particularly after Sarge's excellent output :-)
SA xx

31 Aug 2004

Now Celticq here is a Jock
But she doesn't look right in a frock
A fine lassie, Il'll tell
And the dress fits her well
It's that cap on her head that I'll mock !!
:shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now I've checked she's changed her avatar again, but I tried!!!

31 Aug 2004

Looks like it's just me and you SA !! lol

:lol: :lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a moderator called Sarge
Who's output was particularly large
He went online one night
Giving one helluva fright
To the nurses on nightshift triage
My god Sarge, you're right, you don't rhyme with much - hence the incomprehensible verse ;-)
SA xx

31 Aug 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Looks like it's just me and you SA !! :lol: :lol:

Yep, its a dirty job but someones gotta do it.
:lol:
SA xx

31 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster
There was a young lady from Devon,
who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
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She got 12 pic collectors, a couple of Rectors
and a "bi-fem" whose real name was Kevin.
Boom boom!

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady called Venus
Who grabbed me quite hard by the penis
She said "Ooh that's handy"
"I'm feeling so randy"
From that day to this no-one's seen us !!
:shock: :shock: :shock: wink

:lol:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon,
who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
A footballer she sought
And she was looking for sport
So she took on the whole first eleven

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She had a very nice bum
And knew how to cum
In a way that was particularly pleasin'
Hmmm, dodgy rhyme there
SA xx

31 Aug 2004

From SH HQ came a Sarge
Who liked to go rolling in Marge
While covered in butter
You'd still hear him utter
Watch out when my rifles discharge :shock:

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
Every night about ten
She'd shout to her men
Gimme all that you've got and some more, even

31 Aug 2004

there was a young lady from devon
who placed an add on swinging heaven
she got no response
so she tapped on her bonse
and sent herself to f*cking heaven
thats my first attempt ever at a limerick

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
When she read the replies
She mused about size
- They looked about 4, but said 7

31 Aug 2004

There was a young lady from Devon,
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven,
She received a hundred picture-replies,
Of men with un-done flies,
And she tried them all on for size