Wohoo at bloody last , we are getting our first licenced swingers club in sunny old lincolnshire and we cant wait to sample the evening, its called EMERALDS and its 2 miles south of colterworth on the A1 southbound, they open in a few weeks time with tons of great features and play rooms..
Unlike a lot of swingers who have clubs on there doorsteps we are not as fortunate, we have to travel 2 hours on any direction to get some fun...!! Bit of a bugger really..!!
So lets club together and give these guys some support, i met them at the Adults only show and had a good chat with them, they have been in the seem for several years hosting house partys.....
If you look under clubs you`ll see them at the bottom so have a look.
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Lincs gets its 1st licenced swingers club.!! At bloody last
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i wish this new club every success however was wondering why you have to send them recent pics to be able to be invited to join, we've been members of 16 clubs in our swinging time & 2 utility bills was enough, which makes me think is the club going to be exclusive to young size 8 dolly birds & their hunky partners? now this is fine by us but i'm sure people would like to know b4 sending pics to them if there not suited to the club if they are too old or too large etc?
Warming the Bed
hi guys i am helen and with ian we are starting emeralds , just want to put to sleep the myth about size 8s and dolly birds i assure you being size 16 and definately no dolly bird myself this is not the reason we asked for a photo we only actually need a brief bio and to see a pic of you to prove that you are not 1 of the numerous single guys posing as couples its for your safety and pleasure only and not compulsory totally voluntary we are haveing a few techy probs with the site at the minute and that is being sorted all i can say is come along have a look and a glass of bubbly with us if you dont like what you see walk away with no hard feelings but were confident you will like the welcome you get with us , any one that knows us will tell you we are downt to earth nice people who want to meet and entertain others the same its your club please support us xxx helen xxx
Orgasminator
Hmm just down the rd 
We wish you both well with your venture , we might even apply to join if we pluck up enough courage .
We wish you both well with your venture , we might even apply to join if we pluck up enough courage .
Sex God
charging single fems a membership fee doubt they want single fems there ......... not enough single fems go to clubs anyway even when free so how they expect them to pay a fee on top is beyond me
Sex God
Quote by helenandian
hi guys i am helen and with ian we are starting emeralds , just want to put to sleep the myth about size 8s and dolly birds i assure you being size 16 and definately no dolly bird myself this is not the reason we asked for a photo we only actually need a brief bio and to see a pic of you to prove that you are not 1 of the numerous single guys posing as couples its for your safety and pleasure only and not compulsory totally voluntary we are haveing a few techy probs with the site at the minute and that is being sorted all i can say is come along have a look and a glass of bubbly with us if you dont like what you see walk away with no hard feelings but were confident you will like the welcome you get with us , any one that knows us will tell you we are downt to earth nice people who want to meet and entertain others the same its your club please support us xxx helen xxx
I was going to fill out the form but then i thought it sounds like an interview.... just a query, if a couple who are looking at becoming swingers write nothing next to the expeiences bit... are they going to be viewed less favourably?
I only ask because if i put down I'd rather not say because I would personally like to be discrete is that going to go against me?
Warming the Bed
HI GUYS ME AGAIN DONT KNOW WHERE PEOPLE ARE GETTING THERE IN FO FROM BUT ITS WRONG WE HAVENT EVEN GOT A FORM FOR ANY ONE TOFILL IN AND AS FO CHARGING SNG GIRLS AS FAR AS RUNNING A PRIVATE MEMBERS CLUB YOU MUST APPLY A MEMBERSHIP FEE TO YOUR MEMBERS THIS ENABLES LEGALITYS OF LICENCES TO BE ADHERED TO WE HAVE KEPT IT TO A NOMINAL FEE AND ALSO LAID ON SPECIAL FACILITIES AND HOSTS FOR SNG GIRLS AND WE ARE CONFIDENT OF THERE SAFETY HOPE THIS HELPSONCE AGAIN XXX HELEN
Well just to say this is not a thread nor a free add for the club mentioned , im am sure you all have great clubs in your area to which may i mention we go to many, but we are so much looking forward to going to a club that is only a taxi drive away from our home..!!
See you there
bi_couple_1 xxxxx
See you there
bi_couple_1 xxxxx
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
>>>>Sticks neck on line and prepares for flack<<<<<
Is it just me or is this starting to look like an advertising thread?
I'd say not. Nice to have owners prepared to come on here and interact with forum members in a way. The second post was clarification of some apparent misconception. Although it might be useful when Fabio comes back and tells us where he got the form from.
Interesting to see some reviews. Good luck Helen and Ian - life is full of mystery shoppers!
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Mod
They're already listed in the Clubs section and are aware they can't use the forums to promote the club, so all I will say is good luck with your new venture.
Mal
Mal
Warming the Bed
hi guys helen here sorry if we seemed to be advertising the club but i assure you it wasnt intentional i was just trying to help. any way as mal says we are listed under clubs section and i am going to take mals advice and do a write up on the club so you can all see first hand what were about i think it is ok for you to ask questions about the club and for me to reply maybe mal could advise me on this and other than that sorry if we caused a problem we are just very proud of what we are doing and really really appreciate all the support this site and its members are offering
cheers helen xxx
cheers helen xxx
Mod
Quote by helenandian
hi guys helen here sorry if we seemed to be advertising the club but i assure you it wasnt intentional i was just trying to help. any way as mal says we are listed under clubs section and i am going to take mals advice and do a write up on the club so you can all see first hand what were about i think it is ok for you to ask questions about the club and for me to reply maybe mal could advise me on this and other than that sorry if we caused a problem we are just very proud of what we are doing and really really appreciate all the support this site and its members are offering
cheers helen xxx
If anyone has any specific questions about the club, it's facilities, its' membership policy or anything else, could they please PM them rather than post in the thread. As they say, it's a new club and we don't want to put a dampener on it before it's had a chance to start! Once it's up and running, there's nothing wrong with people mentioning that they will be going and for others who may be there to say 'hi' or to meet up there, just no direct plugs!! (cue smutty innuendos!!)
Mal
Sexlightened
Hi all, Helen and Ian xxx
We for one, think that it is great to have a club opening up which is closer to our home. We know there are plenty of good clubs around for this scene, but not too many that are actually close to us,hence we travel lots. Please dont tell us about the ones we near to us cos yes we do go to them and are aware of them, but we also like a change now and then.. We wish Helen and Ian all the best in their new adventure and we as a couple will certainly trying out the new club asap! See you all there ! Happy Swinging everyone, bring it on!
Mr and Mrs Benson
We for one, think that it is great to have a club opening up which is closer to our home. We know there are plenty of good clubs around for this scene, but not too many that are actually close to us,hence we travel lots. Please dont tell us about the ones we near to us cos yes we do go to them and are aware of them, but we also like a change now and then.. We wish Helen and Ian all the best in their new adventure and we as a couple will certainly trying out the new club asap! See you all there ! Happy Swinging everyone, bring it on!
Mr and Mrs Benson
Quote by westerross
>>>>Sticks neck on line and prepares for flack<<<<<
Is it just me or is this starting to look like an advertising thread?
I'd say not. Nice to have owners prepared to come on here and interact with forum members in a way. The second post was clarification of some apparent misconception. Although it might be useful when Fabio comes back and tells us where he got the form from.
Interesting to see some reviews. Good luck Helen and Ian - life is full of mystery shoppers!
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I also think this is nice.
would be also nice to have part in the clubs section on a permanent basis where people could ask club owners/managers for information so answers are there for all to see.
But yep, it would be more work for the mods to keep check
Tony
Warming the Bed
well we would gladly do that xxx
Sex God
I also wonder whether it might be fairer to allow the owners a right of reply to adverse reviews - a bit like the e-bay feedback system.
Just a thought. Might take the aggro out of some of the club owners attitude to the review system.
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Just a thought. Might take the aggro out of some of the club owners attitude to the review system.
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Well.. We could be tempted to pop along.. have seen the thread and being honest thought it a ploy till I knew who was going to be running it..
I thought it someone else and was going to stay well clear lol.. Just goes to show rumours are rife on these sites lol..
Good luck guys.. Not sure about the pics thing thats been mentioned but so long as for good reasons I for one wish you luck...
Mike x
I thought it someone else and was going to stay well clear lol.. Just goes to show rumours are rife on these sites lol..
Good luck guys.. Not sure about the pics thing thats been mentioned but so long as for good reasons I for one wish you luck...
Mike x
Warming the Bed
well thanks for all your kind comments and good wishes we really hope it goes well lol ,,,,, if not it wont be from lack of effort xxxxhelen and ian
Warming the Bed
we have some more news in the club section xxx
Sexlightened
Good luck Guys, See you sat night xxxxxxxxx
Look forward to christening the new rooms xxxx
Mr and Mrs B
Look forward to christening the new rooms xxxx
Mr and Mrs B
Warming the Bed
thanks guys not long now will be shattered
Warming the Bed
well not much feed back on here lol xxxx
Sex God
Quote by helenandian
well not much feed back on here lol xxxx
I hope you are self promoting your club? by bumping this thread.
I am sure if people had feed back for you, they would use your own forum which you have attached to your web page or the club section on this site to be found up there^^^
It is considered bad grace to come on SH and moan or otherwise about another place.
You wouldn't go into BHS as an example and moan about M & S.
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
well not much feed back on here lol xxxx
I hope you are self promoting your club? by bumping this thread.
I am sure if people had feed back for you, they would use your own forum which you have attached to your web page or the club section on this site to be found up there^^^
It is considered bad grace to come on SH and moan or otherwise about another place.
You wouldn't go into BHS as an example and moan about M & S.
They seem to be actually mentioning their club in most posts. Advertising, surely?
