Quote by fabio grooverider
more for you........
1) 1)I can fly! 2) That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!
2) Let's show this pre-historic bithch how we do things downtown.
3) My fisrt day as a lady and already I am getting hot flashes.
4) What do you mean do don't eat meat? That's ok, I'll make lamb.
5) 1. Qualifications? 2. , murder, arson, and . 1. You said twice. 2. I like .
Quote by x-man0223
easy again
Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here
Quote by fabio grooverider
okay... those were too easy...
1) One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One solied.
2) I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and sleep with her.
3) He was just a nice boy who happened to have a thing for transvestites.
4) I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.
5) 1) We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie? 2) Cool? 1) Correctamundo!
Quote by fabio grooverider
okay... those were too easy...
1) One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One solied.
2) I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and sleep with her.
3) He was just a nice boy who happened to have a thing for transvestites.
4) I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.
5) 1) We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie? 2) Cool? 1) Correctamundo!
8-) 8-) Quote by BigBoi
okay... those were too easy...
1) One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One solied.
2) I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and sleep with her.
3) He was just a nice boy who happened to have a thing for transvestites.
4) I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.
5) 1) We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie? 2) Cool? 1) Correctamundo!
8-) 8-)Quote by fabio grooverider
okay... those were too easy...
1) One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One solied.
2) I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and sleep with her.
3) He was just a nice boy who happened to have a thing for transvestites.
4) I refuse to play your chinese food mind games.
5) 1) We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie? 2) Cool? 1) Correctamundo!
8-) 8-)
Quote by x-man0223
ok then
1 : I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular
2 : Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.
3: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
4: Only human
5: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Quote by BigBoi
ok then
1 : I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular
2 : Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.
3: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
4: Only human
5: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Quote by fabio grooverider
more?????
1) Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
2) I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
3) Bush: All in favor of sending Iran down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolate, raise your hands...
4) Baby!! the other, other white meat......
5) I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
Quote by x-man0223
more?????
1) Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
2) I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
3) Bush: All in favor of sending Iran down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolate, raise your hands...
4) Baby!! the other, other white meat......
5) I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
Quote by BigBoi
more?????
1) Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
2) I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
3) Bush: All in favor of sending Iran down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolate, raise your hands...
4) Baby!! the other, other white meat......
5) I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
:) :) :) Quote by fabio grooverider
more?????
1) Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
2) I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
3) Bush: All in favor of sending Iran down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolate, raise your hands...
4) Baby!! the other, other white meat......
5) I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
:) :) :) Quote by BigBoi
more?????
1) Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This is the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
2) I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
3) Bush: All in favor of sending Iran down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolate, raise your hands...
4) Baby!! the other, other white meat......
5) I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking, or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me
:) :) :)
- all I'll say on that is :gagged: Quote by fabio grooverider
i am going to stump you all at some point :-)
1) 1) would you like foreplay or should we just go right into it 2) foreplay sounds good
2) #1 God hates me, he hates me . .. #2 Hate him back, it works for me.
3) you like apples?! yeah. Why? 3. Well I got her number, how do you like them apples?
4) Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.
5) Sometimes you just got to say what the fuck, what the fuck gives you freedom, freedom gives you oppurtunity, oppurtunity makes your future
Quote by BigBoi
i am going to stump you all at some point :-)
1) 1) would you like foreplay or should we just go right into it 2) foreplay sounds good
2) #1 God hates me, he hates me . .. #2 Hate him back, it works for me.
3) you like apples?! yeah. Why? 3. Well I got her number, how do you like them apples?
4) Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.
5) Sometimes you just got to say what the fuck, what the fuck gives you freedom, freedom gives you oppurtunity, oppurtunity makes your future
Quote by x-man0223
1 You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
2: Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself
3 I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.
4 I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
5 Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.
Quote by x-man0223
i am going to stump you all at some point :-)
1) 1) would you like foreplay or should we just go right into it 2) foreplay sounds good
2) #1 God hates me, he hates me . .. #2 Hate him back, it works for me.
3) you like apples?! yeah. Why? 3. Well I got her number, how do you like them apples?
4) Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.
5) Sometimes you just got to say what the fuck, what the fuck gives you freedom, freedom gives you oppurtunity, oppurtunity makes your future
:) Quote by x-man0223
1 Maybe next year, we'll do this again
2 It's like being nailed into your own coffin.
3 This is where it all ends, Mandark. Now it's just you, me, me, me and me.
4 We know where you live. We LIVE where you live!
5 This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party
:doh: :banghead: :doh: :banghead: :doh: bloody tom cruise 
