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Quote by shireen-steve
When I grow up my Mummy says I'm going to be a proper little madam..... Clarks shoes..
I'm reminded of it everyday, if ever they want to do a remake of it I have the child here... :shock: :shock:
I really loved the PG Tips ads as well.... the "You hum it" one was just class...
Shireen
xxx
hahahahaha! oh yeah I loved that one too shireen
KinkyLizard
Warming the Bed
Everyone's a fruit & nut case
crazy for those nuts & raisins
bring back Frank Muir
crazy for those nuts & raisins
bring back Frank Muir
Sex God
*BUMP*
You have to go back a long way to remember "Which cat is the grandmother?" (Kit-e-kat cat food)
Mike.
You have to go back a long way to remember "Which cat is the grandmother?" (Kit-e-kat cat food)
Mike.
Orgasminator
Cadburys curly worly... I think it was terry of "terry and june" in a very child like voice... and he may have also done the jammy dodgers advert?
Oh and the shake and vac! "do the shake and vac and put the freshness back" God wasnt that wall paper and carpet just so 70's (said in a very camp voice)
Bud and the frogs.... most memorable because on a train to london with my lad there were about 30 pissed up guys and one beltched... followed by 29 guys all beltching the "burrrrdd-wuuurrrise-errrrrp" at which point my lad and most of the carrage almost wet themselves laughing and claping to such a great rendition.
Oh and the shake and vac! "do the shake and vac and put the freshness back" God wasnt that wall paper and carpet just so 70's (said in a very camp voice)
Bud and the frogs.... most memorable because on a train to london with my lad there were about 30 pissed up guys and one beltched... followed by 29 guys all beltching the "burrrrdd-wuuurrrise-errrrrp" at which point my lad and most of the carrage almost wet themselves laughing and claping to such a great rendition.
Orgasminator
Quote by wolvie_dude
Kiora......
It's too orangey for crows, its just for me and my dog..
I'll be your dog..
How could I have forgoten that one... I still say that every now and then... followed buy the obgligratory "rouf rouf roof roof."
the after 11pm dual ad for Haggen Das and Fosters...
really steamy scene in hallway ..horny couple splashing the Haagen Das all over each other and licking it off....justy when it gets down to the real nitty gritty the ice cream runs out and the guy goes to the kitchen for more...leaving his sultry girly licking her fingers in the hallway ...
he opens the fridge and its packed with Haagen Das...reaches for a tub and just happens to look up where 1 can of fosters is...
she's still in the hallway for some reason still licking her fingers.. she hears a can open...then the TV turns on with the theme music to match of the day....
she turns to the camera and says"DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS"
haagen das at its finest (think it was rum n raisin too)
really steamy scene in hallway ..horny couple splashing the Haagen Das all over each other and licking it off....justy when it gets down to the real nitty gritty the ice cream runs out and the guy goes to the kitchen for more...leaving his sultry girly licking her fingers in the hallway ...
he opens the fridge and its packed with Haagen Das...reaches for a tub and just happens to look up where 1 can of fosters is...
she's still in the hallway for some reason still licking her fingers.. she hears a can open...then the TV turns on with the theme music to match of the day....
she turns to the camera and says"DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS"
haagen das at its finest (think it was rum n raisin too)
Sex God
I think one of the funniest ones of more recent times is that one advertising the milk that's "so good, the cows want it back". Genius!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
my fave advert from years gone by was the cartoon one with the kid and his cat charlie, the don't go with strangers add that always started .....charlie says lol
The "Charlie says" ads, were in fact just 1 in a long line of public information films. I've been collecting these over the years off the net. There were about 5 or 6 of the Charlie films.
My personal fave of the public information films has to be the learn to swim one..
I wish.. I wish I didnt keep loosing me birds.. Then learn to swim young man, learn to swim.
Also good was the ones with petunia and her husband..
Theres a man out there in a rubber dinghy.. oh look, he's waving... cooee!
Cut to scene of man frantically waving for help
:rotflmao:
Sex God
perhaps a few re-hashed for SH use
" Id Like to teach the world to swing in perfect harmony" Coca Cola
" Its the real schwing " Coke again
" Im lovin it ! " Mc D's
" Im a secret furry cup drinker "
" Ill be your Dogger" Kiora
etc
anyone got more ?
" Id Like to teach the world to swing in perfect harmony" Coca Cola
" Its the real schwing " Coke again
" Im lovin it ! " Mc D's
" Im a secret furry cup drinker "
" Ill be your Dogger" Kiora
etc
anyone got more ?
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
I like the Vauxhall Zafira one.......
"Someone hasnt been to the toilet......"
Simple things
I got to agree with you thats a classic
:loon: :loon: 
Who remembers the lemonade advert?
a guy krept down in the night to the fridge in striped pyjamas and sang
R whites lemonaaaade.... R. whites! R, whites! lol
i used to sing it too as a kid of course! lol p.s im only 36 not that old surely! lol
oh and the pot noodle horn? i didnt get it at first lol i know i know lol takes a while for the penny to drop lol
the one shown after 9 pm where the girl smacks him across the face was quite a raunchy one i thought lol
love peppsxxxx
a guy krept down in the night to the fridge in striped pyjamas and sang
R whites lemonaaaade.... R. whites! R, whites! lol
i used to sing it too as a kid of course! lol p.s im only 36 not that old surely! lol
oh and the pot noodle horn? i didnt get it at first lol i know i know lol takes a while for the penny to drop lol
the one shown after 9 pm where the girl smacks him across the face was quite a raunchy one i thought lol
love peppsxxxx
ITV reaches its 50th birthday this year, and it has asked for people to vote for its best programmes and best adverts over the last 50 years. Since you brought it up(!) here are the contenders:
In the category of Best Shows:
Sunday Night at the London Palladiium
Opportunity Knocks
Coronation Street
Survival
The Avengers
World In Action
Seven up
The Prisoner
Whicker's World
This is Your Life
Upstairs, Downstairs
Emmerdale
Rising Damp
Tiswas
The Sweeney
The Naked Civil Servant
The South Bank Show
Minder
Family Fortunes
Brideshead Revisited
Spitting image
The Jewel in the Crown
Blind Date
Inspector Morse
Prime Suspect
Cracker
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Pop Idol
Footballers' Wives
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
In the category of Best Ads:
1961 onward: Milky Bar 'Milky Bar Kid'
1968 onward: Cadbury's Milk Tray 'And all because'
1970: PG Tips 'Mr. Shifter'
1973: R Whites 'Secret lemonade drinker'
1974: Smash 'Martians'
1975: Hovis 'Bicycle'
1977: Cadbury's Fruit & Nut 'Fruit & Nut case'
1978: Cinzano Bianco 'Collins Rossiter'
1979: Coca-Cola 'I'd like to teach the world to sing'
1979: Shake n' Vac 'Dancing Woman'
1981: John Smith's 'Dog Tricks'
1983: Yellow Pages 'JR Hartley'
1984: Heineken 'School of street credibility'
1985: Levi's 'Laundrette' with Nick Kamen
1986: Hamlet 'Photo Booth'
1987: onward: Nescafe Gold Blend 'Couple'
1987: BT 'Beattle-ology'
1988: VW Golf 'Changes'
1989: SFAS 'Dog, Cat & Mouse'
1989: British Airways 'Global Face'
1990: Electricity Association 'Creature Comforts'
1991: Stella Artois 'Flowers'
1992: Tango 'Orange Man'
1996: Walkers Crisps 'Lineker/Gazza'
1997: Nike 'Parklife'
1999: Guinness 'Surfers and Horses'
2000: Halifax 'Howard - Sex Bomb'
2002: John Smith's 'Peter Kay - Diving'
You can influence the results by going to and casting your vote!
(If you can't remember them, put 'em into Google)
In the category of Best Shows:
Sunday Night at the London Palladiium
Opportunity Knocks
Coronation Street
Survival
The Avengers
World In Action
Seven up
The Prisoner
Whicker's World
This is Your Life
Upstairs, Downstairs
Emmerdale
Rising Damp
Tiswas
The Sweeney
The Naked Civil Servant
The South Bank Show
Minder
Family Fortunes
Brideshead Revisited
Spitting image
The Jewel in the Crown
Blind Date
Inspector Morse
Prime Suspect
Cracker
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Pop Idol
Footballers' Wives
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
In the category of Best Ads:
1961 onward: Milky Bar 'Milky Bar Kid'
1968 onward: Cadbury's Milk Tray 'And all because'
1970: PG Tips 'Mr. Shifter'
1973: R Whites 'Secret lemonade drinker'
1974: Smash 'Martians'
1975: Hovis 'Bicycle'
1977: Cadbury's Fruit & Nut 'Fruit & Nut case'
1978: Cinzano Bianco 'Collins Rossiter'
1979: Coca-Cola 'I'd like to teach the world to sing'
1979: Shake n' Vac 'Dancing Woman'
1981: John Smith's 'Dog Tricks'
1983: Yellow Pages 'JR Hartley'
1984: Heineken 'School of street credibility'
1985: Levi's 'Laundrette' with Nick Kamen
1986: Hamlet 'Photo Booth'
1987: onward: Nescafe Gold Blend 'Couple'
1987: BT 'Beattle-ology'
1988: VW Golf 'Changes'
1989: SFAS 'Dog, Cat & Mouse'
1989: British Airways 'Global Face'
1990: Electricity Association 'Creature Comforts'
1991: Stella Artois 'Flowers'
1992: Tango 'Orange Man'
1996: Walkers Crisps 'Lineker/Gazza'
1997: Nike 'Parklife'
1999: Guinness 'Surfers and Horses'
2000: Halifax 'Howard - Sex Bomb'
2002: John Smith's 'Peter Kay - Diving'
You can influence the results by going to and casting your vote!
(If you can't remember them, put 'em into Google)
Quote by WibblyWobbly
"Essen mit lust und leiben"
From a german Telly advert for various Knorrs sauces and soups...
*** Thread hijack alert ***
In the early days of Sky Analogue when you could get a lot of European channels I loved watching the soft porn on German shows. There was one show though that stands out that had German contestants that could score points by stripping and one of the catch phrases was 'Ching Ching'. I remember that a particular fruit usually adorned one of the breasts of the eye catching dancers/models.
Can anyone else remember this show... there was also a large bosomed dominatrix type lady also...: :?: :?: :?:
Not quite sure, but I remember an Italian one (possibly, they all sound foreign to me) where they used to just strip and have the dancers flash their tits at the end
Sex God
Quote by smokerjim
I think this must be included
Wonderful, Jim, thanks!
Orgasminator
Now taking this even more off track....
There are a lot of suposedly non-sanctioned adverts for products that only get released on the net (basically they are done by the ad merchents but released un-officially and get around the rules) like the ford car advert where the car chops the head of the cat and the other one where the cat gets caught in a cieling fan, lol.
There are a lot of suposedly non-sanctioned adverts for products that only get released on the net (basically they are done by the ad merchents but released un-officially and get around the rules) like the ford car advert where the car chops the head of the cat and the other one where the cat gets caught in a cieling fan, lol.
