Little Gem needs YOUR help . . (( i'm in so much shit! ))

6 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
LITTLE GEM ALERT!!!!!
Gem has been spotted in the steam room in her jimjams.
report submitted 21:13hrs :smug:

I've just posted above you too! flipa

FLucking grass! evil

And you a ganster :roll: I bite my thumb at you sir!

6 Apr 2006

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
dad
gem stick him on a sex ban for 6 months
and plaster both his hands :twisted:

Thats the spirit! :twisted:
So once my essays are finished and I'm at a loose end... I give him a sex ban to see how he likes it??? biggrin

I'm liking this idea quite a bit! :D
lol

Gem. x

6 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
LITTLE GEM ALERT!!!!!
Gem has been spotted in the steam room in her jimjams.
report submitted 21:13hrs :smug:

thank you mr davej sir! clearly an upstanding member of the community. i salute you!

Quote by little gem
And you a ganster

well that simply shows how naive you are gem? how you think they got them robbers the other week? grasses the lot of 'em! :P
gem . . . . you can't trust ANYONE these days! they're watching you! :smug:
neil x x x ;)

6 Apr 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
LITTLE GEM ALERT!!!!!
Gem has been spotted in the steam room in her jimjams.
report submitted 21:13hrs :smug:

thank you mr davej sir! clearly an upstanding member of the community. i salute you!
;)
absolutely I have always been a community person...even done work for it.
Now don't you go having any moments of weakness up there Neil this is far too important to be given in to temptation, bloody starve her of yer special 'tiger love' technique until them 20,000 words are written.

6 Apr 2006

Great Post......lol
Little Gem.......not that you'll need it but....good luck in completing your mission...x
CC.... cool

6 Apr 2006

Neil,
got a good idea, why not let Little Gem carry on misbehaving, perving, adn shagging...in fact the full SP....happy to help out here (a martyr to the cause) ...then when she fails yuou can gloat and say...
"...told you so..." lol

:lol:

6 Apr 2006

Gem, honey kiss

Neil

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: thanks for giving the other half an idea mad

<sigh>

6 Apr 2006

Gem, honey kiss

Neil

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: thanks for giving the other half an idea mad

<sigh>

7 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
LITTLE GEM ALERT!!!!!
Gem has been spotted in the steam room in her jimjams.
report submitted 21:13hrs :smug:

Snitch ! :kick:

7 Apr 2006

am
GEM! GET OFF THE SITE & DO SOME BLOODY WORK!!!

7 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
am
GEM! GET OFF THE SITE & DO SOME BLOODY WORK!!!

Stalker! :shock: I hadn't even posted at that point! :shock:
I'm worried about you meaty! :uhoh:

7 Apr 2006

am and she's still here rolleyes

you are in sooo much trouble hun! go, do some work evil

7 Apr 2006

Quote by Jags
I need a poll!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

I have a pole. wink

:rascal: .................
*unknown person walks into easys cage......... errr :uhoh: room and whispers into his ear*
Oh you mean a POLL! Sorry hun, you mean one of those voting things dontcha?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think she meant This

You mean a guy that looks like a failed 70s porn-star? dunno

Whatever floats yer boat I suppose. :P

Quote by little gem
dad
gem stick him on a sex ban for 6 months
and plaster both his hands :twisted:

Thats the spirit! :twisted:
So once my essays are finished and I'm at a loose end... I give him a sex ban to see how he likes it??? biggrin

I'm liking this idea quite a bit! :D
lol

Gem. x
Sorry doesn't work for us guys, we just lock ourselves in the bathroom with a copy of the Figleaves catalogue. :rude: :dunno: :wanker:
Oh and one more thing......
"Last online: 6 hours ago"
At the time of posting this. :twisted:

7 Apr 2006

Quote by easy
Thats the spirit! :twisted:
So once my essays are finished and I'm at a loose end... I give him a sex ban to see how he likes it??? I'm liking this idea quite a bit! :D

Gem. x

Sorry doesn't work for us guys, we just lock ourselves in the bathroom with a copy of the Figleaves catalogue. :rude: dunno

:wanker:
Oh and one more thing......
"Last online: 6 hours ago"
At the time of posting this. :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
easy, i wouldn't even have to resort to that mate. gem on strike? she's having a giraffe! :rotflmao: i'd give her all of half a day before she succumbed! :P
and don't let the 6 hours fool you into thinking our strategy's working. i happen to know she was working to day, else she'd have been here all day!
we have to remain vigiliant, oh yes!
neil x x x ;)

7 Apr 2006

Last online: 10 hours ago :thumbup:

7 Apr 2006

Last online 11hrs ago, and also not on messenger....Good Girl!
UNLESS
Shes OUT tarting! evil

lol

7 Apr 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
we have to remain vigiliant, oh yes!
neil x x x ;)

*easy dons his camo gear and "equipment" and prepares to hit the streets*
Oh :doh: vigilant :doh: I thought you meant vigilante. rolleyes

And here's me all dressed like a soldier and ready to dish out some brutal "street-justice" whip

:whip: :smackbottom: to our Gem. <<sigh>>
Ah well, as long as she's behaving there's no need for any of that. dunno

7 Apr 2006

Quote by easy
And here's me all dressed like a soldier and ready to dish out some brutal "street-justice" :whip: :smackbottom: to our Gem. <<sigh>>
Ah well, as long as she's behaving there's no need for any of that.

Well if Gem is too busy, you know where I am :rascal:

8 Apr 2006

Dawn, I smiled loads when I read that! :D Don't think it's me you'd have to fight with a big stick to get to easy, countess is scary and good greif... I wouldn't take her on for love nor money, she'd rip me to shreds! :scared: lol

;)
Thanks for checking up on me folks. I've been working quite hard, but I was at work on friday night and ended up in a social club watching three lovely strippers rubbing themselves up and down with baby oil and soap! :D :twisted: Two out of three of them were quite hot and I was contemplating whether I'd be able to corrupt them into a threesome when the other two girls got an attack of the yawns, demanded we pack up and go home. confused

No rest for the wicked ey! ;) :D

10 Apr 2006

what a fantastic post neil i was lauughing all the way through as the story unfolded :giggle:

:giggle: :rotflmao:
however it must of worked as she hasnt been online for 2 days now
:giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

10 Apr 2006

Just found this post, great idea Neilmilk.
I will do my duty and keep an eye on little gem activities such as home visits to check she is working hard, i will report any tarting and pervy behaviour, this is not acceptable, so i will do little gems tarting for her, i will report back to you neil if she is being a naughty gem.
I will be checking all the local swinging clubs that gem enjoys, its for your own good gem.
It is the least i can do for you gem, no popping round for brews ever.
Good luck and get on with it asap.
We have got blues party to enjoy, if you a bad gem we could ban you from going, and make you do essays.
Im sure i spoke to gem on Sunday afternoon, i dont think she was busy writing essays, not the impression i go. ill tell you what ill do just for you gem, ill go and keep Neil comapny while you get on with your work. Im so good to you gem xxx

10 Apr 2006

It's working Neil.........
Last online: 2 days ago
:thumbup:
*wonders what else we could get Gem to do*
serving wench at the next Munch maybe... dunno

10 Apr 2006

Good girl gem kiss

She should have done it all by now and be ready for a celebratory shag I would imagine :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
though let's just hope the writer's cramp hasn't set in :giggle:

10 Apr 2006

She'll be fine, she doesn't write with her mouth :giggle:

10 Apr 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
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well yes, it was rather forceful wasn't it, but i've been practicing telling people what to do, and i'm getting quite good at it so i am, but that's another story . . . .
neilinleeds x x x ;)

oooooooooooooo neil I like a man that that can tell me what to do in a forcefull manner...................keep it up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by little gem
Dawn, I smiled loads when I read that! :D Don't think it's me you'd have to fight with a big stick to get to easy, countess is scary and good greif... I wouldn't take her on for love nor money, she'd rip me to shreds! :scared: ;)

what you mean ...............me scary confused

:? :? :? :? :angel: :twisted:

11 Apr 2006

and she's in the Cafe
NELLIE!!!!
Look mr nellienearleeds, that gem bird is dodging her studies again, can we spank her? oh go on, Pleeeeeeeeze smackbottom

11 Apr 2006

Hornyred! Get yer filthy little mits off him and wait yer turn! :twisted: ;) lol

He'll be busy all this week and my reward was duely received so he is downright knackered and shagged out so there'd be no point ! biggrin

:lol:
As for club watch... well... I promise to stay out of the clubs too. evil

<sulk>
ever felt ganged up on en masse?? sad

I have a confession though...
Neil in fact corrupted, blackmailed and bribed me to go over to see him. I've spent two days chained to the bed and used as nothing but a lowly plaything.........
.... and it was Fucking GREAT! :D :bounce: :twisted:
So now... I am preparing to don the serving wenches outfit especially for munching pleasure and spanks! :D Blue's party is my next reward I'm working towards so yeah, spank me meaty! :twisted:

11 Apr 2006

Neil in fact corrupted, blackmailed and bribed me to go over to see him. I've spent two days chained to the bed and used as nothing but a lowly plaything.........

ha! as if ANYONE would believe that i'd go to all the trouble of enlisting the services of all and sundry as spies and blabber mouths and what have you, just to succumb to temptation as soon as my resolve starts to weaken! confused

:? :?

what actually happened, was that gem insisted she was owed one for a completed essay, and then proceeded to extract sexual favours on the never never! :roll:
just can't trust some people can ya?
neil x x x ;)

12 Apr 2006

Little gem alert!!!!!

12 Apr 2006

Get back to those books woman smackbottom

Well spotted Dawnie kiss