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I was the youngest ever gymnastics judge....
I used to be a contortionist in a circus when I was 13....
I've swum with sharks........
Oh, and I got chatted up by Bruce Willis in Sydney when I was travelling round Australia!
Hehe, it was a long and beautiful relationship of one gin and tonic!!!!
Den was young ornothologist of the year, the school duks AND an alter boy!hahahaha! How much must he have been bullied!
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Runner up in Ideal hostess competition

are you one of those heated food trolly's? dunno
lol THAT was a runners up prize lol gave to me mum lol
When timberland boots started a big launch in the UK about 15 years ago, my legs were used for the bill boards, I have bigggg calf muscles.
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I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .

Is that when it's empty or when it's being worn???? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Met SU Pollard and chatted to her when walking in our town.
Chatted to Richard and Judy on a phone-in when they hosted This Morning.
Met Reg Holdsworth only last week.
Met the team from DIY SOS a few weeks back.
Had my photo taken with Norman Wisdom for out local paper several years ago (he smellss).
Met Normal Collier when I was a kid at Alton Towers.
Met one of the cast from Neighbours (the fit blonde one who went surfing alot).
I've been officially dead (well, it was only a minute and a half, but still.....)
Hubby has loads
Was on Rolf on Saturday Ok? when he was younger.
Saved a Grace Jones gig from going down the pan when they had problems with the sound.
Met Metallica back stage (swine!).
Dave Mustaine from Megadeth personally thanked him for helping out at their gig.
Met too many bands to count.
Chatted to Billy Connolly when in a book shop and only realised who it was later on.
Worked with a guy whose mum made the Flumps!!!
Oh and my son single-handedly managed to get one of the toilets on a plane shut down cos he couldn't wait and made a bit of a mess........ rolleyes
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I can put a ten inch chop stick completely to the tip down my urethra. A party trick I have never used, Wonder why......
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I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth

It beggars the question.................wtf were you doing in the first place to discover this? :shock:
Right lets c, not got as many to tell as some of u as im only 21 redface
When i was about 8 i was on the tv show confessions, that was embarrasing surprisedops:
Iv seen her who plays Betty in emmerdale at a car boot.
Iv seen her who played Rachel in Emmerdale at southport airshow.
Iv met orvil the duck biggrin lol
My mum and sister had lunch in paris with Marty Pellow ( wet wet wet)
I c dave spiky alot as he doent live to far away
I c Ken Morley alot aswell driving around in his rusty old mistro
Thats it i think confused
Oh and my half cousin is Peter Cox ( go west)
Oh and i have double jointed elbows
Brilliant thread. Compared to everyone else I'm just a sad, boring old hermit.
My little known facts are very little, totally unknown but at least they are facts.
I used to know Chubby Brown's sister.
A friend of a friend used to go out with the late, great Cozy Powell.
A daughter of a friend was married to the guitarist in Pallas (has anyone ever heard of them?!!!)
I have held motor cycle racing lap records at several tracks around England. (Not outright records I hasten to add, just for my club & in my class of racing). I'm clutching at straws with this one!!!
And finally.....and not something to be proud of..........................
I have broken more bones than I have had sexual partners!!!! So take your pick whether I am VERY accident prone or socially inept?!!!
Unfortunately it's probably the latter!!!
I hate celery...... yuck.
1 of my horses was once on tv show Heartbeat as a foal.
I used to work as a full time Dominatrix (and loved it)
I used to foster cats and dogs for a rescue sanctuary.
Great thread.
1. i used to be a Powerlifter
2. I used to run in county cross country championships
3. i once stood next to Fish from Marillion at a concert, just after i had fiisihed watching them and didn't recognise him. redface
4. As a teenager i saw Ozzy Osbourne on his first solo tour and crammed right against the stage he poured water over me and dragged me out himself before i fainted.
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Brilliant thread. Compared to everyone else I'm just a sad, boring old hermit.
My little known facts are very little, totally unknown but at least they are facts.
I used to know Chubby Brown's sister.
A friend of a friend used to go out with the late, great Cozy Powell.
A daughter of a friend was married to the guitarist in Pallas (has anyone ever heard of them?!!!)
I have held motor cycle racing lap records at several tracks around England. (Not outright records I hasten to add, just for my club & in my class of racing). I'm clutching at straws with this one!!!
And finally.....and not something to be proud of..........................
I have broken more bones than I have had sexual partners!!!! So take your pick whether I am VERY accident prone or socially inept?!!!
Unfortunately it's probably the latter!!!

i noticed your signature - are you a Rush fan or do you like Samuel Taylor Coleridge?
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Brilliant thread. Compared to everyone else I'm just a sad, boring old hermit.
My little known facts are very little, totally unknown but at least they are facts.
I used to know Chubby Brown's sister.
A friend of a friend used to go out with the late, great Cozy Powell.
A daughter of a friend was married to the guitarist in Pallas (has anyone ever heard of them?!!!)
I have held motor cycle racing lap records at several tracks around England. (Not outright records I hasten to add, just for my club & in my class of racing). I'm clutching at straws with this one!!!
And finally.....and not something to be proud of..........................
I have broken more bones than I have had sexual partners!!!! So take your pick whether I am VERY accident prone or socially inept?!!!
Unfortunately it's probably the latter!!!

i noticed your signature - are you a Rush fan or do you like Samuel Taylor Coleridge?
A bit of each but mainly Rush. They led me to the original work by STC as did Iron Maiden and the Ancient Mariner stuff.
I see from your profile you're in Aberdare. Nice park. Especially for that one weekend in July or August eh? Dodgy place to race bikes. Went there once and that was enough!!!
Even the IOM seemed safe compared to Aberdare Park!!!
(Sorry to hijack this thread!!! Hijack over).
rush and bikes? saddo
I have ambitions to be a writer ...................and I have the rejection notices to prove it redface