We often look at people's profiles and all the ones that match ours seem to be down South is there a north south divide most swingers seem to live down South is it something in the water?
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and in G's case the water being the English Channel
It does seem to be the opposite for us too, but as we live right on the sarf coast we tend to lose half our potential matches in the sea. I guess the best place to live would be the central Midlands 'cos then you get to pick from the full radius. ;)
In edit: Maybe I should ask for a 50% discount?
In edit: Maybe I should ask for a 50% discount?
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
It does seem to be the opposite for us too, but as we live right on the sarf coast we tend to lose half our potential matches in the sea. I guess the best place to live would be the central Midlands 'cos then you get to pick from the full radius. ;)
In edit: Maybe I should ask for a 50% discount?
what! on ya council tax
Warming the Bed
Some good points added!
Hi all, We live in the central midlands area and we still find many who find our profile matches what they are looking for live too far away. Also there may be many profiles on here from the local ish areas however how many of the owners of those profiles are actually looking to meet seems very low. I guess wherever you are, the grass seems greener elsewhere or the play seems busier xx
Quote by Lizaleanrob
It does seem to be the opposite for us too, but as we live right on the sarf coast we tend to lose half our potential matches in the sea. I guess the best place to live would be the central Midlands 'cos then you get to pick from the full radius. ;)
In edit: Maybe I should ask for a 50% discount?
what! on ya council tax
Now that would be nice, but rather unlikely. ;)
Sex God
To me it's a simple maths equation. The more densely populated the area that you live in then there are likely to be more swingers and therefore more potential meets.
We live in Exeter now, and while not exactly the centre of the swingniverse there are a lot more people than when we lived near Inverness. Conversely when we lived in Kent and close to London there were far more people than we could ever have found the time to meet with.
We live in Exeter now, and while not exactly the centre of the swingniverse there are a lot more people than when we lived near Inverness. Conversely when we lived in Kent and close to London there were far more people than we could ever have found the time to meet with.
ok it is time for Uncle Jed to teach everyone the rules of swinging because obviously some of you did not learn your lessons the first time, so, pay attention please
First rule of swinging
1. Those you like live the other side of the country.
2. The day you have a babysitter is "that time of the month"
3. The only weekend they can meet you is the w/e mum in law is staying.
4. Mild winter but the weekend of your meet is the largest snowfall since records began
5. The meeting is arranged, your all excited, then they leave the site.
First rule of swinging
1. Those you like live the other side of the country.
2. The day you have a babysitter is "that time of the month"
3. The only weekend they can meet you is the w/e mum in law is staying.
4. Mild winter but the weekend of your meet is the largest snowfall since records began
5. The meeting is arranged, your all excited, then they leave the site.
Warming the Bed
Quote by MidsCouple24
ok it is time for Uncle Jed to teach everyone the rules of swinging because obviously some of you did not learn your lessons the first time, so, pay attention please
First rule of swinging
1. Those you like live the other side of the country.
2. The day you have a babysitter is "that time of the month"
3. The only weekend they can meet you is the w/e mum in law is staying.
4. Mild winter but the weekend of your meet is the largest snowfall since records began
5. The meeting is arranged, your all excited, then they leave the site.
Not had any off them excuses yet but guess they are forth coming !!!
Sex God
Quote by AD2013
ok it is time for Uncle Jed to teach everyone the rules of swinging because obviously some of you did not learn your lessons the first time, so, pay attention please
First rule of swinging
1. Those you like live the other side of the country.
2. The day you have a babysitter is "that time of the month"
3. The only weekend they can meet you is the w/e mum in law is staying.
4. Mild winter but the weekend of your meet is the largest snowfall since records began
5. The meeting is arranged, your all excited, then they leave the site.
Not had any off them excuses yet but guess they are forth coming !!!
LoL you better believe it
Sex God
Very good Jed, the snowfall in particular rang some bells for me.
I've even had "I was so near to you , but my windscreen wipers packed up in the storm and I just had to turn back." Well thank fuck the wipers work o.k. on return journeys eh!
I've even had "I was so near to you , but my windscreen wipers packed up in the storm and I just had to turn back." Well thank fuck the wipers work o.k. on return journeys eh!
Warming the Bed
Quote by skinny
Very good Jed, the snowfall in particular rang some bells for me.
I've even had "I was so near to you , but my windscreen wipers packed up in the storm and I just had to turn back." Well thank fuck the wipers work o.k. on return journeys eh!
That's one funny excuse for not turning up lol
Quote by AD2013
ok it is time for Uncle Jed to teach everyone the rules of swinging because obviously some of you did not learn your lessons the first time, so, pay attention please
First rule of swinging
1. Those you like live the other side of the country.
2. The day you have a babysitter is "that time of the month"
3. The only weekend they can meet you is the w/e mum in law is staying.
4. Mild winter but the weekend of your meet is the largest snowfall since records began
5. The meeting is arranged, your all excited, then they leave the site.
Not had any off them excuses yet but guess they are forth coming !!!
Could that be perhaps that Rule 1 normally applies and you don't arrange the meet in the first place
