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Just a little problem you may be able to help me with
How do i lose 3 stone
Become handsome
Become witty and intelligent
Look good in whatever i wear
Gain a personality.......................................all before 7pm tomorrow
Cut your leg off and go for the sympathy vote lol
The quickest route to failure is not think you have to be something other than yourself..You're not looking for a life partner, you're looking for mates.
Personally, I never see a guy who I find more physically attractive than my partner, or better company... but I do enjoy the attentions of randy, confident blokes who make it plain they want to get in my knickers. :twisted:
I went to a much (for BDSM people) in London. I was amazed... nearly all the men were bald and in their forties (and BIG Lord of the Rings fans) and most of the women were very overweight. I had a nice time and I am not so superficial that the age/obesity worried me, but I was amazed to find that I was one of the more attractive people in the pub.
So don't worry.
easy... get a white stick and some big sun glasses.. pretend your blind. ;)
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Just a little problem you may be able to help me with
How do i lose 3 stone
Become handsome
Become witty and intelligent
Look good in whatever i wear
Gain a personality.......................................all before 7pm tomorrow

Thats an easy one, arrive late and they will all be pissed by then, and everything looks and sounds better when you're pissed!!
xxx