looking for older woman in hampshire

4 Feb 2005

hi ya, is there any older woman out there who can show me the ropes and give me some real experaince, i will meet with any ages from 30-50, looking for fun, have safe sex and will try anything once, and will do my best to please. email me or pm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
but if there any 18 -25 i will meet as well
5.8
browish hair with highlights
8 1/2 - 9 inch cock
athlectic
i am 18
x
Don't use an unverified email address!!

4 Feb 2005

9 inchs do wat u want with it

What about slicing it thinly, dipping in seasoned flour then frying gently in a little garlic butter until just cooked. Then serve with juices from the pan, steamed broccoli and new baby potatoes. Yummy!

4 Feb 2005

hehe, if u wont lol, why is there no one when u looking for someone. sad

4 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
9 inchs do wat u want with it

What about slicing it thinly, dipping in seasoned flour then frying gently in a little garlic butter until just cooked. Then serve with juices from the pan, steamed broccoli and new baby potatoes. Yummy!
Cianti with that Freckledbird?
rotflmao

4 Feb 2005

Oh definitely Roger, you're a man of taste eh ?
Bev
xx

4 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
9 inchs do wat u want with it

What about slicing it thinly, dipping in seasoned flour then frying gently in a little garlic butter until just cooked. Then serve with juices from the pan, steamed broccoli and new baby potatoes. Yummy!
ROFLMAO - So precise too biggrin

Thanks Delia

4 Feb 2005

anyone interested

4 Feb 2005

serious now please

4 Feb 2005

if you are looking for an older woman
Why do you say you will meet with anyone aged 18 to 50???????????????

4 Feb 2005

Maybe he's not quite 18?

4 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Maybe he's not quite 18?

Well if you read it............ that is what it is suggesting, as he wants an older woman 18 to 50
So if he is under 18 wave

:small-print:
if he is over 18 then he needs to re word what he has written

4 Feb 2005

i am 18

4 Feb 2005

OMG I'm old enough to be your mum confused

Bev
xx

6 Feb 2005

i just wanna furfill my fantesy, any ladies out there

6 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OMG I'm old enough to be your mum
Bev
xx

You gonna spank him then Bev smackbottom

6 Feb 2005

Nah, but he's grounded for a few years lol

Hiya BE

7 Feb 2005

no one interested then

8 Feb 2005

Poor lad had been tied up in knots on here, now Voddy wants to tie him up to an old warship.
All in the name of pleasure!!
:shock:

8 Feb 2005

how do u get on it then, u up for it vodka or u just pissin about hun

8 Feb 2005

Quote by 9inch18
i will meet with any ages from 30-50, looking for fun, have safe sex and will try anything once, and will do my best to please. email me or pm
but if there any 18 -25 i will meet as well

9 inch, you have just met 3 women. rolleyes

(unless I lost count) confused

Quote by 9inch18
how do u get on it then,

1) Engage in social banter to establish if there is mutual attraction. duel

2) If the attraction exists, discuss if you are sexually compatable. poke

:small-print:
3) Arrange for a time and a place to meet. drinkies

4) Fuck like bunnies. passionkiss

or u just pissin about hun

You are being invited in a light hearted, non commital way, to join in the banter and display your wares for inspection by the resident populace - most of whom have already had there wares inspected and in many cases, road tested. :twisted:
lhk
Kat
P.S. Please note that progression beyond point 1 is not an essential ingredient in enjoying your time on her.
P.P.S. That should of course read "Time on HERE" - it is, of course, essential to get all the way to point 4 in order to enjoy 'Time on HER'

8 Feb 2005

ok thanks for advice
If u wanna meet me pm me please
Adz x

21 Feb 2010

Bump... as always, good, honest advice from Freckledbird, this mad eme spit my dinner all over my laptop :rascal:

21 Feb 2010

Quote by BIoke
Bump... as always, good, honest advice from Freckledbird, this mad eme spit my dinner all over my laptop :rascal:

Bloke, I'll move this into the Cafe as not about a current Meet.

Are you sure?