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Just seen something in the lets meet up section that made me think.
It was a lorry driver asking for flashers on his journey.
I wonder do lorry drivers really notice whats going on in the cars that pass them?Ive tried it once or twice with h/b and not got any reaction at all
So to all orry drivers , do you watch whats going on in the cars that pass you?
No wonder there are so many accidents on the roads - lorry-drivers aren't able to keep their eyes on the road. I'm glad I travel to most places by train!
Mike.
Hiya Foxy,
I'm not a lorry driver, but my old man is... and some of the things he's seen are quite naughty..... I remember going out with him in his lorry when i was about 16. I saw a sight that at the time really embarrased me.... one fine looking woman performing oral on the driver... looking back on it now... it was a nice sight, but at that impressionable age....
Also, Susie and I have 'tried' to get the attention of lorry drivers, particularly a couple of weeks ago on the way to SurreySingle's party.... lol.... teasing fuckers that we are!!!
Paul and Susie xx
Hi All
As a dedicated " Lorry Flasher " I can tell you that about one in ten lorry drivers will have a quick peek as you drive past. However this increases to 50% if yo drive by slowly in a mini skirt with your feet up on the dashboard. lol
This is our favourite past time on any long motorway journey and has given us ( and the drivers ) hours of fun. The best bits are when they try and keep up with you or in the inevitable traffic jams on the M1 and M6. You always know they have enjoyed it when you get a toot of the horn :shock: or a flash of the lights when you past them.
Ps It doesnt seem to work on the left hand drive foriegn lorries for some reason rolleyes :roll:
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh yes.... some DEFINATELY can see into cars :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Satin and I have driven alongside lorry drivers on the motorway, or given them a good eyefull at junctions and lights. Plenty DEFINATELY enjoy it. A lot wave or blow kisses in appreciation lol :lol: :lol:
Jackie & Ben,, I have just written my car off trying your suggestion of mini skirt and feet on the dashboard....
Did you mean that only the passenger does this???
Quite embarassing a guy like meself wearing a miniskirt too!!!! hope the rugby team dont find out!!!!!
Ps: love the Avatar!!! What a great arse!! That goes for you foxy too!!
in fact all you lovely ladies!!!
As a lorry driver myself, I must be in the wrong place at the right time because the only thing I've seen is a pretty girl on a bridge turn round lift her skirt and wiggle her arse at about 30 trucks travelling at 56mph, all I could see in my mirrors was bright head lights and I had my hearing tested by the air horns. The next20 miles or so I must have been overtaken by at least 20 foreign trucks and the drivers were smiling and all put their thunbs up in appreciation......Keep it up girls
We have done this at night on a few occasions on the motorway, we drive slowly past a lorry with our interior light on, tracy has been naked or semi naked with her legs up, as we have cruised along i have played with certain toys in her for the lorry drivers to see. It is hard to tell if they have seen or not, we have done it where we slow down let them past us and then pass them again maybe a couple of times, sometimes they have raced to catch us up, but we havent been flashed yet, still its fun for us.
Richard and Tracy
If they have overtaken you and raced to catch you up then its more than likely that they knew exactly what was going on and probably enjoyed it. I know I would... wink redface
i must have been lucky have had loads , m6 brum and m25 the bottom end beter,,,,, one lady pulled off the m 42 at a juntion and in to a lay by ,,,,,then in to my bunk ,,,,, what a woman,,,,, fantatic ,,,,,,,,, i love trafic jams,,,,,,,, worst thing thay ever did was build that soding toll road in brum,,,,,,,,, theres not the same trafic,,,,,,, i say keep flashing girls it cheers are day up ,,,,,,, keep up the good work dave
On our way back from a party late one night we pulled alongside a truck on the M1, Wendy was doing some flashing to the driver. Now what happened next was unbelievable considering we were doing round the 60mph mark, he took his trousers off while driving and proceeded to wank whilst watching the show. We carried on like this for a bit until Wendy decided it was too dangerous, we were the only ones on that stretch at the time but as he was spending more time watching us than the road we left him. Hope he enjoyed the show and it brightened up his Saturday night journey. biggrin
Good point Judy :thumbup: , we could always steer the conversation toward the lorry parks smile. Dad is a lorry driver, and confided to mum that there is plenty of action in those places where the drivers stop for the night, she of course confided to me, laughing at dad`s probable terror at being approached.
My dad being approached is not something I want to ponder on.... :scared:
Let`s change the subject altogether!
I have these three cats.............
:uhoh:
Venusxxx
Very well said Judy (as always).
A bit of fun is one thing - but do it when you are parked up - and so is the lorry driver!
The idea of a driver watching a 'show' when supposed to be in control of what is a potential lethal weapon is nothing more than downright stupidity.
It would take just one moments lapse of concentration for a major catastrophe to occur. Imagine the driver being so preoccupied to not notice the traffic slowing in front and plowing into the back of the other vehicles containing innocent men women and children!
Let that lorry driver who was advertising think how he would feel if another driver did that to his family! I also wonder what his employers would think of this type of an irresponsible attitude.
I travel the M6/M60 every day - even at 6am it is busy. You have to have full concentration when using any of our roads today.
(ok Soapbox away)
I must agree, Morbius drives lorries and I am always terrified when he is gone. We all know tiredness is a killer and coupled with flashers and the like ... well my blood ran cold reading this thread. I'd not like the police knocking on my door to tell me I'm a widow because someone wanted to get their kicks at 60 mph on the M1!!!
One distraction could have catastrophic effects ..... I'm not just thinking of the inevitable accidents but if the police do pull either flasher or lorry driver, what sort of effect could that have on the wider family??? If complaints are made to the firms employing the drivers also .. that's someone's livelihood gone.
I know Morbius has been flashed, he's told me before but he'd never enourage it (hence not adding to this thread).
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One distraction could have catastrophic effects ..... I'm not just thinking of the inevitable accidents but if the police do pull either flasher or lorry driver, what sort of effect could that have on the wider family??? If complaints are made to the firms employing the drivers also .. that's someone's livelihood gone.

Better someone's livelihood or reputation with their family, than the life of an innocent.
In my opinion - the flasher is at fault normally and should be pulled!
(This is completely different thing to dogging).
One other thing that flashers should be aware of is that occasionally drivers take their kids along with them! Not a very nice thing to subject a young child to.
ok i do take your piont about safty,,,,,,,,,, as a lorry driver i have done more that a milion miles acident free, if you keep a good distanc from the veical in frount and keep looking forward its only takes the same time looking at flashers as it dose when your checking your mirrows which you do all the time,,,,,,, if it bizzy you have to back off,,,,,,, please excuse about my spelling im crap at it,,,,,, lol im deslecsic lol cant spell that,, ,,,, by that way i only drive on a friday night now as i have i diff job else where ,,, cant say where that is,,,,,,,,, but the m6 north of preston is a very quiat comperd with uther partes of the uk,,,,,,,,,, p s dont forget alot of these lorry still have C B s and radio ahead to next drivers i honestly cant speek for all drivers and how thay conduct them selves wilest beening flashed but i do no that i think of safty first, if your a flasher please do think to when it is safe to do so,,,,,,,,, if evey thing is runing close dont do it,,,,,,,,,, all best dave
Wow that opened up a can of worms didnt it, well debate is what this site is all about, so we got that. Sorry i dont think we explained ourselves very well, of course safety is our first concern after all the lorry is a lot bigger than our car so we would come out worse if we got bashed. We have only done this on very very quiet roads in the dead of night, in fact when we have we have been the only car and a lorry on the road for at least half a mile, on a 3 lane stretch of mway and we dont tend to go over 50 when we have done it the lorry drivers arent going fast and we wanted to be seen, we have done it on the way home from a club in london or brighton so we are only cruising back anyway, the intention is to do more if we had the chance in a truck stop later. We would have never done it in the day or on a busy road, for one thing you dont know who could be watching so safety and a certain amount of shyness are important.
Tracy and Richard
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Please think on about this sort of stuff. I know this was posted in fun and I've a sense of humour by-pass on this subject for a reason.
My friends and I buried a very good friend who was killed by a car in the middle of the night on a not very big road...
Aged 20 and burying your friend on new years eve is not something any of us will ever forget.
Please take care. x
I can't see ANY time when this could even remotely be considered as safe!
Everyone considers themselves a safe driver. Even those who cause accidents.
Having been a lorry driver for a while I can tell you that those lovely randy devils in cars that WANT to be seen make damn well sure that they ARE seen. On occassion when I have been on the road, cars, knowing they can overtake me at will, pull alongside and remain there. It doesn't take a genius to realise what's going on and I have had plenty of good eyefuls of young boobs bouncing around in the passenger window or a gal going down on her fella. Sure, there is a safety aspect but in honesty what red blooded male is going to look away from a naked female?
Having done the same thing myself on motorways etc. I say good luck to 'em!
If you've got good health and a mind to use it....go for it and enjoy life!
In addition, it sure does make a long boring drive a bit more exciting and give the lads something to talk about back at the depot!
Wishmaster.

Having done the same thing myself on motorways etc. I say good luck to 'em!
If you've got good health and a mind to use it....go for it and enjoy life!
Wishmaster.
I know this may cost me a friend or two but - Jeez ! ! ! !
You'll be telling me next I shouldn't be rolling fag's, pissing in a bottle or making a fresh cup of tea FFS
(Actually I use a saucepan because kettle necks are too small to fill from a bottle while driving and the handle doesn't get hot while I hold it on the gas cooker)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14112.html Third para. (That's 3rd paragraph. No ref to anything airborne)
I feel this has turned into much more than just a pop at lorry drivers or at car drivers that 'flash' as they pass. I take your comments, Judy, as a very personal slur. My replies are about me and my attitudes, and not suggestions or recommendations to or about anyone else.
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Hi DamBuster.
I sincerely hope you are posting the above with tongue in cheek.
No one enjoys fun more than I do and there are plenty of opportunities in life to exploit these opportunities. It is indeed a sad day in all our lives when we have to resort to placing other people’s lives in danger to satisfy our own little kicks. It is even sadder when we are flippant about human life when it is in such danger. A moments pleasure is not worth the eternity of pain than could and probably has resulted from such behaviour.
Like most arrogant arses Judy, I believe that I'm good enough at what I do that I will not put other people in danger. I spend far more time avoiding other road user's 'errors of judgement' than I do rectifying my own.
Life is very precious and there are no re runs to our knowledge, we get just one chance here.
I don't entirely agree that we just get just one chance here. An experience in my very early twenties makes me think otherwise. How close have you been to the big guy with the scythe?
I feel very strongly about people who have a carefree attitude to life in general even more strongly about lives that are not their own and downright indignant and even hostile toward anyone who is prepared to put MY life and my families life on the line for ANY reason whatsoever.
I can't - and won't - argue that other than to say people's attitude to life in general is their own responsibility - whether it involves or affects others - just as it yours to feel indignant and/or hostile !!
Dambuster, I suggest you read the two previous posts and the ones by others who feel just as strongly as I do about human life and think about the consequences of such actions.
We each of us have our own opinion as to the value of human life.
If this fails to move you emotionally then perhaps a trawl through the obituary columns of local news papers or a day out at the local crematorium.
I have more than enough of my own memories and experiences for that not to be necessary. If we ever meet in a 'sober' situation, and you're at all interested, I'll share some with you, but not here.
If you still feel flippant about the loss of life then I will gladly relate the story of how my own father lost his life by some young person who was just as flippant and careless as you appear to be.
Flippant? Yes. Cavalier? Maybe. Careless. I don't agree. As to your father; I believe you are wrong to attempt to pass any responsibility to me or any other person that was not directly involved. (I may have misunderstood your reason for including that statement)
All life needs protecting from stupidity especially MINE. I never ever want to share a road in this country or elsewhere with anyone who is irresponsible enough to “get off” doing something that has the remotest chance of killing someone.
I read somewhere that you cover a lot of miles Judy. So do I, and I have seen far more dangerous things than than what you are complaining about here. The "jokes" about drivers reading papers, writing notes, doing their make-up, using laptops, coming hair, changing shirts/blouses etc etc etc are all true. Believe me; that short list is from the top of my head and yes, I have seen each of them at varying speeds, committed by drivers of different types of vehicle.
I have always enjoyed your posts in the past and I would dearly love to continue to do so. And I yours Judy.
Your call. The people I invite into my life know where my door is - whether they want to come in or leave.
JudyTV

Neil
P.S. Where was my NW Munch snog? I wanted your opinion on 'taches. On or off.
So aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway .........we like flashing at Lorry Drivers :-)
Although I wholeheartedly agree with JudyTV and many of the other comments, I would like to express my point of view, having been a HGV licence holder and driver for almost forty years.
Yes, I have seen many sights during the hundreds of thousands of miles covered, but in the main it is the car drivers I am most concerned about.
Whilst they are so wrapped up in coersing their pasenger into carrying out ever more daring acts of flashing, it is they who are not consentrating on their driving skills.
On a number of occasions, while the young woman has been 'displaying' I have seen cars drifting ever closer to the truck, and it does not need a geniuse to know what happens when a car hits the wheel of a lorry at full speed.
Even blowing the horn as a warning often does nothing, as inveriably the passenger window is open, and the combined sound of sterio, wind and road noise, obliterates all but American style air-horns.
Turning to the lighter, sexual side of the coin, I have over the years witnessed, a man and woman having full sex in the back of a limo, countless women flashing their boobs, several completly naked passengers, one naked male driver, and one lady driver with I suppose her husband, dressed in stockings, high-heels and frilly knickers, bringing himself off while traveling down the M40 at the side of me. On this occasion, I was driving a 71/2 tonne truck, and was doing 70 in the centre lane, with them keeping pace in the outside lane. I've even seen a police woman flashing her breasts at truck drivers, but we were all in an overnight truck-stop, and she was doing it as a birthday dare. If I remember right, I think the whip-round afterwards netted her about fifty quid or so, and that must have been twenty odd years ago when she could have taxed her car for a year with that kind of collection.
The funniest incident though, was when I went on a swinging date direct from work, as I was late getting back. Talk about being discreet. I pulled up outside in the tractor-unit and the trobbing roar of the engine and squeel of air-brakes had the whole street peering through the curtains to see this monster that had invaded their leafu suburb.
Strangely, we were never invited back there.
No, on the whole, considering the amount of trucks on the road, day and night, compared with the amount of cars, your average truck driver is one of the safest, most curteous, and safest people to be with, in the country, and without them,the whole British economy would grind to a halt. And if you don't believe me, you tell me anything that is made, sold, or you buy, that is not delivered by a truck driver!
So next time you see or hear of someone flashing on the roads of Britain, just tell them they're being totally irresposible, and if anyone gets hurt, it will be their fault entirely.
Phew, somebody hand me a wet towel.
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So aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway .........we like flashing at Lorry Drivers :-)
I am most upset by this post as what started out as a "ooo has anyone else flashed a lorry driver?" has turned into a fully fledged arguement.
I was deeply upset as I have lost a very dear and close freind at an early age and you don't hear me telling you what to and what not to do. I mearly suggest one might take other people into consideration when travelling, especially on the road.
The post I was going to originally put on here in reply was rather more emotional than this one, but I stood back and realised that we are all responsible adultsand have choices to make with our own lives. Personally I beleive you should rely on your own conscience to do that for you.
I feel that all that has to be said on this subject has been said as people are now stooping to personal comments about others personal opinions.
This is an open forum which means reasoned debate as well as a few laughs.
A few laughs should never be gained at the expense of someone's life.
To leave this on a note of reconciliation from the old post on 21june
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Strange how our lives are all so different isnt it?Tomorrow we smile and start over again.
JudyTV

Take care. x kiss
While it is a tragedy for anyone to lose their life under whatever circumstances, the fact is that it does happen.
Yes, this thread has moved from the original titilation of flashing experiences, but we should always bear in mind the possible consequences of our actions before we do something which might affect others. However, having sex on the beach could have similar consequences, and although it is deemed to be wrong in the eyes of the law and society in general, people will still do it for the thrill of getting away with it, and this is the same as flashing, whether it be at drivers or simply in a pub.
I know we are all older now and take a more responsible view of things we do or fantasies we would like to see come true, but when you were younger, as most of the flashers on the motorways are, did you always think of the consequences your actions might create? Of course you didn't, and the younger people amongst us are no different from years gone by. There fore it is up to us more mature people (drivers) to respond in an adult way, and either slow down and pay strict attention to the road only, or as a last resort, use a hands free phone to contact the police and have the offenders removed from the road.
Well I think that has covered both sides of the argument, from my stand-point anyway, so I will leave you all to pull my thoughts to pieces.
Keith
PS. I have retired from the road now, only venturing out to chauffeur people about part time, and that's enough with the amount of traffic about now, because it takes an age to go anywhere.
Right, PMT and sheer annoyance has kicked in now.
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While it is a tragedy for anyone to lose their life under whatever circumstances, the fact is that it does happen.
The fact that death happens is true but to imply that whether you are careful or not matters not a jot because tragedies happen anyway is completely ludicrous
Yes, this thread has moved from the original titilation of flashing experiences, but we should always bear in mind the possible consequences of our actions before we do something which might affect others. However, having sex on the beach could have similar consequences, and although it is deemed to be wrong in the eyes of the law and society in general, people will still do it for the thrill of getting away with it, and this is the same as flashing, whether it be at drivers or simply in a pub.
flashing I have no problem with when it doesn't endanger others lives. I am a very live and let live erson as long as all parties concerned are consenting. It is a known fact that distraction when you are driving can cause accidents, be that at 20mph on a side road or 70mph down a motorway,
I know we are all older now and take a more responsible view of things we do or fantasies we would like to see come true, but when you were younger, as most of the flashers on the motorways are, did you always think of the consequences your actions might create? Of course you didn't, and the younger people amongst us are no different from years gone by. There fore it is up to us more mature people (drivers) to respond in an adult way,
Now here my problem lies. How dare you say that by being young any of us are irresponsible. I resent and take that comment very personally. You imply that young people are careless and wreckless on the roads and in other situations. I think you will find there are many people here younger than you and have a very sensible head on their shoulders. I am 22 years of age and have twice in this thread almost pleaded with the readers to be careful while driving. Age has nothing to do with this debate only maturity in thoughts and actions which can be demonstrated at any age.
and either slow down and pay strict attention to the road only, or as a last resort, use a hands free phone to contact the police and have the offenders removed from the road.
Well I think that has covered both sides of the argument, from my stand-point anyway, so I will leave you all to pull my thoughts to pieces.
Keith
PS. I have retired from the road now, only venturing out to chauffeur people about part time, and that's enough with the amount of traffic about now, because it takes an age to go anywhere.

I need my medication now. lol ...... and I won't be driving after it because it makes me drowsy.... how's that for responsible ey? And me at my young and tender age thinking of others..... must be mistaken mad
Sorry guys, but I'm gonna lock this thread.
A cracking debate is getting too personal sad