talk about losing the moment..................
do any forum members have similar stories???
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Nothing quite so dramatic....but its not the first time a severe bout of cramp has had me double up in pain - resulting in knee to the groin or an elbow in the gut for my poor hubby. :shock:
BTW.....you a little bored this morning Dee Cee?
BTW.....you a little bored this morning Dee Cee?
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Nothing quite so dramatic....but its not the first time a severe bout of cramp has had me double up in pain - resulting in knee to the groin or an elbow in the gut for my poor hubby. :shock:
BTW.....you a little bored this morning Dee Cee?
It is a problem
I mean - what the hell do you do - there you are banging away, her moaning like a banshee so to speak and cramp sets in - try to be discrete and move your leg while maintaining a rythm - no way - thats multi tasking and as we keep getting told, guys can't multi task
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talk about losing the moment..................
do any forum members have similar stories???
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Poor guy! And girl!
I've only done things like kicking over a wine glass or worse still a nearly full bottle of red wine!
Usually it's quite funny, I have broken a wardrobe door and a bedside lamp.
Umm someone asked if they could try the peppermint strip thing on my tuppence.
I foolishly agreed and peppermint strip was applied the tongue which then made contact with my tuppence, as you do
All was fine for, oh all of five seconds, then came.........
Arggggggggggggggggggggg get off me you swine, me leaping out of bed and running to the bathroom, straight into the shower which was applied directly to said area.
Two horrible nasty men killing themselves laughing at me and the moment well and truly dead.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
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I foolishly agreed and peppermint strip was applied the tongue which then made contact with my tuppence, as you do
All was fine for, oh all of five seconds, then came.........
Arggggggggggggggggggggg get off me you swine, me leaping out of bed and running to the bathroom, straight into the shower which was applied directly to said area.
Two horrible nasty men killing themselves laughing at me and the moment well and truly dead.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jas
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Master of Sex
Bad memories. I was making some chutney using Scotch Bonnet chillies a few years back. (they are the tasty but badass ones) Foolishly I went for a leak afterwards. What was interesting was that the burning sensation transferred from the underside of my willy to the contiguous scrotum.
For me it was a Halls mentholyptus, as i had a bit of a sore throat, thought nothing about it, my girlfriend of the time (ex now funnily) had been carping on about spontaneity, so i was spontaneous, panties off, yum yum on the stairs.....well I leave the rest to your own imaginations......moral, watch out for menthol sweets. they last along time on sensitive bits!
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Umm someone asked if they could try the peppermint strip thing on my tuppence.
I foolishly agreed and peppermint strip was applied the tongue which then made contact with my tuppence, as you do
All was fine for, oh all of five seconds, then came.........
Arggggggggggggggggggggg get off me you swine, me leaping out of bed and running to the bathroom, straight into the shower which was applied directly to said area.
Two horrible nasty men killing themselves laughing at me and the moment well and truly dead.
Jas
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Ah
I know a woman that did that to me but with a toothpaste that gives a ring of confidence.
The guys in the room watching were killing themselves laughing as well.
Maybe Jas we should name and shame all these laughing men!! :lol:
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