Whereabouts did you lose your virginity, How was it???
Well I lost mine on a saturday night in the local school, in the bike sheds. I wasnt sure if I did it right, the first time, lol
That was 15 years ago, lol
So how was it for all you Singing Heaveners????
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LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY
Sex God
I haven't lost mine yet 
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:roll: Kerchinggggg!
Commercial opportunity alert:
Just imagine: our very own team of not only gorgeous, but also totally unbeatable, wrestling stars. They could tour the circuit, conquering all before them with their combination of deadly martial talents and stunning looks. They could each have their own specialities:
The Rabbit Punch-should be plenty of advice on that one from certain quarters
The Admiral Nelson-bit like the Half Nelson but ends in Alexandra shouting 'Kiss Me'
The Karma Sutra-new one that, taught by ancient warriors, consisting of a lengthy sequence of grisly contortions which leaves the opponent slumped on the canvass smoking a cigarette
The Head Butt-(yes I'd love to give you 'head', but...)
The Wrist Lock-(copied from painful condition experienced by Forum Members when Sappho's picture was -all too briefly-posted)
The Upper Cut-or at least it sounded something like that?
The 'Nakasaki' not named after Kendo, the wrestler, but rather the piece of male equipment squeezed to build up wrist strength
The Jaw Breaker-highly technical move involving several hours discussing Corrie and 'Stenders.
And of course-remebering the old 'Four Post Smash', when Mick McManus bounced his opponent off every corner of the ring, Alexandra could develop the '300 post smash'-on current form, should take about ten days.
...Oh, we are ging to be rich...
...and just think of the back up team:
The Sarge and Steve G_NW would be a natural to organise the itinerary
Will69 can sharpen his quill and rattle off the PR blurb
Sappho can publish it
GMan can teach (very secret, for Government eyes only) killer techniques
Wilma can gather the WI to provide travelling support
Carpathian could choose the music to be played as they enter the ring in triumph...oh, it's a winner
oh yes, and little me, with my background in boxing and rugby training, would-only if you all ABSALOUTELY insisted-would be prepared to hone the girls to a peak of physical perfection. This would involve all the latest ideas including :winter 'breaks' in the sun; daily massage sessions; jacuzzi sessions; saunas; close supervision of upper body responses during jogging sessions; plenty of bed rest-and a bit of sleep occasionally; cpoious mud wrestling etc.
and a name?How about 'Swinging Heaven ''All-in'' Grapplers..second thoughts, methinks that acronym is already taken. But anyway, rack your brains folks, this could be a winner
Yes, I commend this idea to the House
Bring on the opposition...
Commercial opportunity alert:
Just imagine: our very own team of not only gorgeous, but also totally unbeatable, wrestling stars. They could tour the circuit, conquering all before them with their combination of deadly martial talents and stunning looks. They could each have their own specialities:
The Rabbit Punch-should be plenty of advice on that one from certain quarters
The Admiral Nelson-bit like the Half Nelson but ends in Alexandra shouting 'Kiss Me'
The Karma Sutra-new one that, taught by ancient warriors, consisting of a lengthy sequence of grisly contortions which leaves the opponent slumped on the canvass smoking a cigarette
The Head Butt-(yes I'd love to give you 'head', but...)
The Wrist Lock-(copied from painful condition experienced by Forum Members when Sappho's picture was -all too briefly-posted)
The Upper Cut-or at least it sounded something like that?
The 'Nakasaki' not named after Kendo, the wrestler, but rather the piece of male equipment squeezed to build up wrist strength
The Jaw Breaker-highly technical move involving several hours discussing Corrie and 'Stenders.
And of course-remebering the old 'Four Post Smash', when Mick McManus bounced his opponent off every corner of the ring, Alexandra could develop the '300 post smash'-on current form, should take about ten days.
...Oh, we are ging to be rich...
...and just think of the back up team:
The Sarge and Steve G_NW would be a natural to organise the itinerary
Will69 can sharpen his quill and rattle off the PR blurb
Sappho can publish it
GMan can teach (very secret, for Government eyes only) killer techniques
Wilma can gather the WI to provide travelling support
Carpathian could choose the music to be played as they enter the ring in triumph...oh, it's a winner
oh yes, and little me, with my background in boxing and rugby training, would-only if you all ABSALOUTELY insisted-would be prepared to hone the girls to a peak of physical perfection. This would involve all the latest ideas including :winter 'breaks' in the sun; daily massage sessions; jacuzzi sessions; saunas; close supervision of upper body responses during jogging sessions; plenty of bed rest-and a bit of sleep occasionally; cpoious mud wrestling etc.
and a name?How about 'Swinging Heaven ''All-in'' Grapplers..second thoughts, methinks that acronym is already taken. But anyway, rack your brains folks, this could be a winner
Yes, I commend this idea to the House
Bring on the opposition...
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This would involve all the latest ideas including :winter 'breaks' in the sun; daily massage sessions; jacuzzi sessions; saunas; close supervision of upper body responses during jogging sessions; plenty of bed rest-and a bit of sleep occasionally;
Think I've changed my mind, how about you Alex?
:rotflmao: Good to have your support Gman-do I have to learn a funny handshake? You're so right about the 'cabbage crates over the briny': I scan the skies daily to do my bit for National Security. Can't trust Johnny Foreigner-especially now we've stuffed 'em all at Rugger. Anyway, 'mum's the word'- tapping side of nose and winking-your secrets are safe with me-and Sappho-and Carpathian-and the Sarge (good egg for an NCO)-etc
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