lost my cat last night

11 Jan 2006

so basically, its just a lack of pussy in both sense of the word

11 Jan 2006

Quote by MandH

we could go swinging

Is that like skiing confused

yes but the woman only lol

11 Jan 2006

Quote by Hugh E Rection
I wish i could find a pussy :twisted:

Well theres one out there, looking for a new home.

11 Jan 2006

Come on kingway you can't leave us guessing dunno

we need answers to the following.
Are you loopy :silly:
Had you been smoking something :smoke:
Were you drunk :beer:
Or was it just a novel way of saying hello wave

Which ever it is you have certainly got us mucking fudled rolleyes

12 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
Come on kingway you can't leave us guessing we need answers to the following.
Are you loopy :silly:
Had you been smoking something :smoke:
Were you drunk :beer:
Or was it just a novel way of saying hello
Which ever it is you have certainly got us mucking fudled

Easy tiger ! Someone got banned for suggesting a member was toking up a spliff :roll: In any case Kingway has modified his posting technique... Previous posts were a bit rude (he asked for phuck friends n stuff) Now he's showing us his gentle caring side... He might of actually lost his cat.... ? He needs a group hug I think...

12 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:crazy: Am I missing something here :silly:
where have I heard that before rolleyes

12 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

Hey problem solved..... I found it..... I found it .....
Ok Ok.... I know..... Coat - door........................................

12 Jan 2006

Quote by letzplaytoo
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

Hey problem solved..... I found it..... I found it .....
Ok Ok.... I know..... Coat - door........................................
Now that's one rough tongue !! ekkkkkk...

12 Jan 2006

Maybe we could have a whip round and send him a signed pickie of Mrs Slocombe, that way he can have pussy / woman rolled up in one (well, sort of) till the moggie returns

12 Jan 2006

Hmmmmmm Can I help you........Me how ????? lol

13 Jan 2006

Quote by gingerminge38
Easy tiger ! Someone got banned for suggesting a member was toking up a spliff

PLEEEEEESE tell me you're having a laff.
:roll:

13 Jan 2006

Kingway........... We know you were here last night.... Please tell us if you have found your lil puddycat........ Were so worried, it's cold outside.. :cry:

13 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
Easy tiger ! Someone got banned for suggesting a member was toking up a spliff

PLEEEEEESE tell me you're having a laff.
:roll:
Nope :P
Acceptable Use Policy
We'll start with Unacceptable Use of this site
* Anything illegal, including (but not limited to!) the promotion, suggestion or allusion to , or any non consensual acts,drugs (including misuse of prescribed medicines), or any other kind illegal activity.
Minx x x

13 Jan 2006

perks............who mentioned whips biggrin

Dee

13 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Easy tiger ! Someone got banned for suggesting a member was toking up a spliff

PLEEEEEESE tell me you're having a laff.
:roll:
Nope :P
Acceptable Use Policy
We'll start with Unacceptable Use of this site
* Anything illegal, including (but not limited to!) the promotion, suggestion or allusion to , or any non consensual acts,drugs (including misuse of prescribed medicines), or any other kind illegal activity.
Minx x x
hmmm....even allowing for the fact that the above sentence doesn't actually say anything coherent i don't think it's too hard to see the intent behind it. ie the site is not to be used for owt illegal....and quite right too.
But to ban someone for suggesting recreational drug use seems a trifle harsh.
A recent post regarding speed cameras and the promotion of speeding went unpunished as did an earlier reference in this very post.
right, just climbing down off this here soapbox and then i'm gonna get my morning nescafe fix.
:shock:

13 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
Easy tiger ! Someone got banned for suggesting a member was toking up a spliff

PLEEEEEESE tell me you're having a laff.
:roll:
Nope :P
Acceptable Use Policy
We'll start with Unacceptable Use of this site
* Anything illegal, including (but not limited to!) the promotion, suggestion or allusion to , or any non consensual acts,drugs (including misuse of prescribed medicines), or any other kind illegal activity.
Minx x x
hmmm....even allowing for the fact that the above sentence doesn't actually say anything coherent i don't think it's too hard to see the intent behind it. ie the site is not to be used for owt illegal....and quite right too.
But to ban someone for suggesting recreational drug use seems a trifle harsh.
A recent post regarding speed cameras and the promotion of speeding went unpunished as did an earlier reference in this very post.
right, just climbing down off this here soapbox and then i'm gonna get my morning nescafe fix.
:shock:
Does not mention the mistreating of cats! boink

13 Jan 2006

Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Does not mention the mistreating of cats!

doesn't that fit into "any other illegal activity"..?

13 Jan 2006

Sorry, but I'm keeping this thread alive.. I'm sure Kingway will be proud that he has so much activity in his thought provoking thread... Cheers... :cheers:

13 Jan 2006

Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Sorry, but I'm keeping this thread alive.. I'm sure Kingway will be proud that he has so much activity in his thought provoking thread... Cheers... :cheers:

and what, may i ask, is wrong with a good old fashioned "bump"..?
...and certainly no need to apologise..!
lol

13 Jan 2006

Sorry....... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:

13 Jan 2006

sorry doon't know where you pussy it, if I find it i will keep hold till you come.

14 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

OK, someone call the men in white coats, the nutters have been let out
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:shock: :shock: this made 3 pages :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:shock: :shock: this made 3 pages :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yep but it will never make Page Three
phredd wink

14 Jan 2006

Is this it?...if so can you pop round with a shovel and collect it, its making the place look untidy.

14 Jan 2006

....I understand completely....I lost my pussy after my partner had an op. that many said would rejuvenate her libido.....LOL!! Loss of pussy is next to Armageddon.....keep smiling!

16 Jan 2006

Daytime playboy.....
consider this.........
....bumped..!!
Kingway......an update please...???

19 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
Daytime playboy.....
consider this.........
....bumped..!!
Kingway......an update please...???

Haha...... lol

23 Jan 2006

But it's been two weeks now and there have been some cold nights... :shock:

23 Jan 2006

I, like you, fear for the safety of Kingway's pussy.
It's heartwarming to see this post back at the top of the list..!
:shock: