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Lovejoy68 is a feckin arse!

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Well, at first I thought my eyes were decieving me...but they're not...
so it is with the very greatest of pleasure & bouncing about like a fookin schoolkid (for reasons some of you may understand) that I post this to say bloody Welcome Back Lovejoy68 - you have noooo idea how good it is to see you back home passionkiss
posting boots are over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< bar is thattaway, & I have a stool next to mine 'specially reserved with your name on it (you nearly had a bench with a plaque instead, ffs :drysmile drinkies ....and you are sooo in deep shit (once I stop grinning like a cheshire cat :mrgreen: ) smackbottom
it is good to see you :thumbup:
good evening dark smile
thank you for the warm wellcome back & the chair next to you :) does that mean im buying the drinks then??
no probs whats everyone having?? mines a wee brandy :)
feels good being able to post in here again im sure you will all get bored of me soon enough though lol
big XXXs to everyone
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Yes you bloody well are buying, the IOU's stretch from one end 'o bar t'other lol
mine's a brandy, we're celebrating! drinkies
looks like i had better get a bottle of remy martin on the bar then
drinkies
so anybody else want a drink from a newbie biggrin looks like it could be a good night :beer: cool
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Don't think we have met Lovejoy but any friend of Dark's is a friend of mine, so welcome back to the madhouse wave biggrin Mine's a coffee please (just woken) :lol2:

Just woken :shock:
Quote by varca
Don't think we have met Lovejoy but any friend of Dark's is a friend of mine, so welcome back to the madhouse wave biggrin Mine's a coffee please (just woken) :lol2:

pleased to meet you varca smile
now where is that coffee pot it must be under all these empties somewhere!
ahhh here it is could i tempt you with a little livener in it i have a rather nice brandy here :D
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Don't think we have met Lovejoy but any friend of Dark's is a friend of mine, so welcome back to the madhouse wave biggrin Mine's a coffee please (just woken) :lol2:

Just woken :shock:
Can't get back to sleep lol so I thought I'd come an annoy you lot :giggle:
Perhaps you need wearing out somewhat :rascal:
one fresh coffee coming up with a wee dram of the good stuff smile
i know what ya mean about temptation ive missed this place sooo much just hope i can get back in again once i turn this computer off lol
then dont switch it off!! , i've gaffa taped you to the chair and you're going bloody no-where, ever.
bad man! smackbottom lol
coffee-pot rolleyes
Hello lovejoy
Don't know you but welcome back to the bossom of SH
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then dont switch it off!! , i've gaffa taped you to the chair and you're going bloody no-where, ever.
bad man! smackbottom lol
coffee-pot rolleyes

smacked bottoms & gaffa tape ive only been back ten min lol
im going nowhere dark think ive sorted out the broadband etc only trouble is the broadband router box thing is on my coffee table & i need to unplug it to move it im worried i wont be able to get it back on again it took me ages to sort it out lol
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Hello lovejoy
Don't know you but welcome back to the bossom of SH

morning goose think we have met in a few threads in the past smile so are you on the remy martin or the coffee :)
Quote by varca
one fresh coffee coming up with a wee dram of the good stuff smile
i know what ya mean about temptation ive missed this place sooo much just hope i can get back in again once i turn this computer off lol

Thankyou biggrin Served with such flair :D
If Dark says you are going no-where, you are going no-where :giggle:
no probs think someone else will have to tend the bar from now on though as i cant move my arms with all this gaffa tape on them lol
think i could get out if i wanted to but its more fun being taped up :D
I like this bloke so much :twisted: :giggle:
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I like this bloke so much :twisted: :giggle:

only cuz of my tats lol
and your love of being taped up, and remy martin, and the fact that you buy my drinks & still havent shouted at me for saying you're an arse (because you are one) :lol2:
do you? :twisted:
absofeckinlutely :grin:
Quote by Darkfire
and your love of being taped up, and remy martin, and the fact that you buy my drinks & still havent shouted at me for saying you're an arse (because you are one) :lol2:

one cannot deny the truth smile
i do still like a little tipple, paddles & gaffa tape go together so well redface & yes i am an arse but that gives you a bigger target to aim at biggrin
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do you? :twisted:
absofeckinlutely :grin:

:twisted: :rascal:
How am I meant to get back to sleep now pmsl??
thats easy get round to darks place im sure she can wear you out wink
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do you? :twisted:
absofeckinlutely :grin:

:twisted: :rascal:
How am I meant to get back to sleep now pmsl??
thats easy get round to darks place im sure she can wear you out wink
Fancy putting such ideas in my head at this late hour Tsk Tsk :lol2:
Going to try and head back to sleep now, I don't think I have much hope :grin:
Lovely to meet you Lovejoy, hope your router let's you back in biggrin
same as that varcasmile dont want to loose this site again!
sweet dreams kiss
Welcome home Arse!
:thumbup:
I don't think we've met either but as Varca says any testamonial from DF is good enough fer me.
Why am I getting a cloudy déja vu here?
Where've you been?
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Welcome back Lovejoy, you old bugger! I was beginning to think you'd been abducted by aliens..............
..........again :shock:
kiss
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Welcome back Lovejoy, you old bugger! I was beginning to think you'd been abducted by aliens..............
..........again :shock:
kiss

hiya sassy good to hear from you :kiss:
no the aliens wouldnt dare to abduct me agian they broke thier probe last time i was abducted lol
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I don't think we've met either but as Varca says any testamonial from DF is good enough fer me.
Why am I getting a cloudy déja vu here?
Where've you been?

thanks tune not sure about the déja vu but the cloudy bit i can understand ive been under one for a while now think ive found the way out now though smile
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Welcome home Arse!

thank you winch it does feel good being back ive been trying to catch up on whats been going on in the cafe it could take me a while lol
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and your love of being taped up, and remy martin, and the fact that you buy my drinks & still havent shouted at me for saying you're an arse (because you are one) :lol2:

And there's me thinking I was in deep shit.....rolleyes
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Hi lovejoy68, as Varca has already said - any friend of the Dark one is a friend indeed! biggrin