Lowering the tone!

31 Mar 2010

We have had some nice thoughtful topics lately how well you know yourself and other forum users its all been ubber nice and friendly
So, what makes you fart?
Is it the normal things like Baked beans or Chilli? These dont work on me unless the chilli is very hot. Chicken use to make me fart a lot but this seems to have worn off
There are two things guaranteed to get me trumping all day and that Pork luncheon meat and garlic sausage. If I eat more than a few slices of those I am basically a big bag of wind all day long ( wave

to everyone who just thought you already are )
Do yours smell? I hate doing non smelly farts they are kind of pointless sad

Farts should smell evil and evacuate lifts and make people pull faces. I am immensely proud if my farts are stinky :twisted: On the odd occasion I have had work colleagues say they can taste mine its that thick lol

Farting its just soooo funny dont you think?

31 Mar 2010

Lentils, esp curried lentils. in fact i think any kind of curry. worth it though. will try to think of more. loud farts or silent but deadly tweeky? :twisted:
ps, for the sake of my better half i'll confess these are ken's thoughts wink

31 Mar 2010

French onion soup will have BB sleeping in another room or building

31 Mar 2010

Need I say parsnips.

1 Apr 2010

bread bloats me up like nobodys business and gives me wind, lager gives me foul wind, the kind where your just so glad your in a pub or club so that no-one knows its you lol,
and yeah the usual common culprits of spicy food
no wonder im still single really lol

1 Apr 2010

I'm not aware of anything in particular giving me wind, smelly or otherwise, but I hate the smell your pee takes on from asparagus. Sometimes within minutes. But I love asparagus sad

1 Apr 2010

Quote by Samandken
Lentils, esp curried lentils. in fact i think any kind of curry. worth it though. will try to think of more. loud farts or silent but deadly tweeky? :twisted:
ps, for the sake of my better half i'll confess these are ken's thoughts

Usually loud ones for me, I have loads or none at all.

1 Apr 2010

Quote by tweeky
Lentils, esp curried lentils. in fact i think any kind of curry. worth it though. will try to think of more. loud farts or silent but deadly tweeky? :twisted:
ps, for the sake of my better half i'll confess these are ken's thoughts

Usually loud ones for me, I have loads or none at all.
This is such a wierd, but honest thread. I also suffer from loads or none at all syndrome :sad: and now that you mention it trixie, lager is quite a culprit too, a curry and lager night is always a good thing at the time but brings strong north easterlies all of the next day lol

2 Apr 2010

Omg, this thread has had me in stitches with laughter lol
The 'silent killers' are sooo embarrasing, but in a group situation so much fun watching people trying to figure out who's done it. lol

2 Apr 2010

Hmmm.

2 Apr 2010

Hmm there's something not quite right there Tune. I do noisy ones that smell lol

unless its just the mental stimulus of hearing a fart that makes folk think there is a smell. Ohh something to think about :-?

2 Apr 2010

Hmm there's something not quite right there Tune. I do noisy ones that smell lol

unless its just the mental stimulus of hearing a fart that makes folk think there is a smell. Ohh something to think about :-?

2 Apr 2010

All i can say is, after a hot curry and copious amounts of alchohol. If you do let one rip, just make sure you can apply the brakes and not follow through lol

3 Apr 2010

Eating too quickly
Plim