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...market survey coming up!!!
what views on lubricants as an aid to masturbation?
castrol gtx you cant beat it , lol
I find a few pints loosens me up and makes me feel like having a wank....
However for third parties.. well most women appreciate a good bottle of wine to lube em up to get them in the mood for getting down to masterbating!!! :twisted:
Was on hols with g/f at time and we were fucking around with some aloe vera aftersun stuff and by fuck did that work!!! :wanker:
Well i'm wet enough so i don't need any..lol
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Well i'm wet enough so i don't need any..lol

.......................why is it raining???????
A woman in a short skirt with a nice pair of legs ....gets my juices running everytime.....
smile
I love the smell of Swarfega in the morning. Smells like... victory.
What about a good dose of chip oil do the job and make you hungry too
Whoi needs lubricants. Dont know if its my age or what but I have the opposite problem, it can be soooooooooooo embarrasing when your tooooooooooo wet!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
I'm the same - I make enough of my own!
Rachel
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Fairy washing up liquid does it for me...it lubricates, cleans as it goes AND makes my hands soft and gentle...bless?
I rather like olive oil ....
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Whoi needs lubricants. Dont know if its my age or what but I have the opposite problem, it can be soooooooooooo embarrasing when your tooooooooooo wet!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:

Ahem - depends on what you're trying to do. If you are then Astroglide beats 'em all into a cocked chip pan!
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Astroglide beats 'em all into a cocked chip pan!

Remind me never to come to your house for tea!!!!!!! :shock:
OLIVE OIL..?
Aint that POPEYE'S favorite too???
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Astroglide beats 'em all into a cocked chip pan!

Remind me never to come to your house for tea!!!!!!! :shock:
Yeah but would you come for a slippery chip butty? Errr, no I s'pose you wouldn't.
Quote by westerross
Astroglide beats 'em all into a cocked chip pan!

Remind me never to come to your house for tea!!!!!!! :shock:
Yeah but would you come for a slippery chip butty? Errr, no I s'pose you wouldn't.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've seen alexandra's wet pussy anyhow ( in an avitar aka the cat with the water pistol ), and if she is a minger my god I DO need to find the opticians quickly!
A double Diamond works wonders for me biggrin
works wonders, works wonders...
An OLD joke some of us remember from past adverts???
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works wonders, works wonders...
An OLD joke some of us remember from past adverts???

So drink one today!
(I remember it......and Roll out, Red Barrel...)
Eye t'old lass...
reminds me of't t'old wheeltappers and't shunters thanknows...?
"I'd love a Babycham".
...................Your in Greenhall Whitley Land!!!
Coming off the whole ad thing... and back on to lubricant for masturbation(well, i wouldnt know, never tried) and anal(on a regular basis)........................... the best stuff you can buy is I.D lubricant. we swear by the red stuff, which is the "Pleasure" one. it makes you tingle and go cold then you get a WICKED orgasm,whether you're a man or woman, lol!! you can also get "Glide" which just makes penetration easier,(with the blue lid) and then you can get about 5 different flavoured ones, such as watermelon, apple and some other ones too!! It's quite expensive, we paid for the smallest tube you can get, but for enhanced sexual pleasure and easy anal, does it really matter???
Toothpaste froth that will put colour and heat into things!!
but you could always try the great smell of Brut
Gilbert
Lubes for women, ok I think enough have come back and said they dont need it, but if you a man getting (or giving self) a handjob lubes can really add somthing.
We (MrsTnH and Myself) have used all sorts of things at a pinch, here's a roundup on 4 of them:
smile Olive oil - good but messy to wash off. Often lying around in a good kitchen
biggrin Aqueous cream - good and can be fun (see your chemist)
sad KY - bad, gets sticky too fast and smells
:) Vasaline - Good - But git to wash off
I have to bow to DaznLou on the other stuff as we not tried anything designed for it (yet :twisted: ) but will do now.
baby oil is cool too and cheap
KY is as said sticky and absorbs too quicky and always FREEZING...!
Must admit, like a bit of that cold action, nothing like my wifes cold hands working around hotter bits (or feet for that matter) hehe...
Hawaiian Tropic Professional Tanning Oil. That coconut smell - soooo exotic. mmmnnnn.....
research would point to mixture of olive and peppermint oils?????????????????