have not had sex for months .burnt my fingers on the stove had an ingrowing toenail was going down to wales for a swingers party this weekend and now it's going to bloody snow lucky or what.
You could also be thankful you are alive! There are much worse things happening out there other than ingrowing toe nails.
People still devastated by hurricane katrina, 56,000 people dying of poverty each day, tens of thousands more from curable diseases................
haven't had a a shag in a while............
my heart bleeds for you mate!!