Quote by davej
No SXBOY 15 seconds should just about cover it although it doesnt include time taken removing cardie and slippers
davej do I get a joining gift like a portable alarm radio or a whistling key ring or anything only the offers looking tempting
Obviousely I havn't worked everything out yet as this idea only come around this morning cos of this thread, but if you go for the monthly plan, then I see no reason why I can't throw in a carriage clock as an introductory offer.
The way I see it is this.
I will work out a tariff for you to rent my shagging minutes. You will then get a starter pack which will include a silicone Penis sleeve, imbedded with your 'shag sim' plus your carriage clock. Each time you have sex you slide the sleeve on which then starts to use up your minutes when it reaches a certain temperature and humidity, this means that any foreplay under the plan is not charged for and ensures your minutes are only based on penatrative sex.
The pupose of including a temperature reader, is to enable me to charge you an additional charge, should you insert yourself into any thing other than a human, the body temperature of other species are different and to be fair they are my minutes until you've settled your account and I would sooner you didn't.
The package will allow you to continue with penatrative play beyond your allowance for which you will be charged a 'premium shag time'
Each month you download the sleeve onto your P.C. and send it to me. I then charge you the appropriate rate.
I'm thinking that I might set this up as a ltd company if it takes off and reckon that 'Bones4U' would work as a name.
This guy's in the wrong job - very innovative :P
