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Sxboy
Sex God
on the news this morning a woman was found un-consious in an ASDA ( not derby-bailiffs ) in wales
the paramedics attended
what was the cause
she had on vibrating knickers and over excited herself
you could not make it up could you
MikeC
Sex God
lol i readt this in the sun this morning.
ha ha h ha ha ha
i was wondering if any SH female member would like to own up to this.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
MikeC
Nicola_and_Alan
Master of Sex
:laughabove: :thumbup:
muahahahaha.. soooo funny...
will need to go out and buy a paper today i think!
Sxboy
Sex God
the best bit was( i prey it was tongue in cheek)
ASDA thought that their stores were exciting enough !!!!!!
Nicola_and_Alan
Master of Sex
:evil2: :giggle:
god this just gets funnier
i will have to pay more attention to the folk in my local ASDA, be on the look out for women with stupid grins...
i wonder.... what next?!?
hornet__harlot
Master of Sex
Purely in the of interest of science (how do they work etc), but does it say where she bought them bolt :bolt: lol
:love:
Sxboy
Sex God
it stimulates the clitorus...something know only to the female populate
with electrical impulse
dont know where it was bought
Wishmaster
Sex God
Was she in the salami section????
You couldn't make this up could you ....... is it April 1st???
Sxboy
Sex God
the article does not state in which isle found
the offending item was given back to the lady by the para medic in a plastic bag
McCloggie
Casanova
Was she shouting out the names of SH members at the time and waiting for Eagerslut?
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
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Unknown User
Absolutely kakking myself laughing here!!!!
Vibrating kex :grin: :grin: :grin:
Now if some of the till girls at my local Tesco wore them, things would be a lot more entertaining! I'd even feel happy about handing my cash over (Given that I'm about as tight fisted as they come!)
Rick! biggrin
Sxboy
Sex God
i would defo try them however worried for my fillings they might shake out
Odin
Forum Virgin
Grommet ...it's the wrong trousers !!!!
lol
Racamoe
Warming the Bed
Id like a pair of those knickers myself, but i prefer Morrisons lol biggrin
CuriousCouple2
Warming the Bed
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the article does not state in which aisle found
the offending item was given back to the lady by the para medic in a plastic bag

What the fuck was a paramedic doing dressed in a plastic bag?

LMFAO @ para medic in a placcy bag!
Horous
Sex God
Now I know why the ASDA adds show people slapping their own assess. Whatever next? Someone passing out in Anne Summers having over excited themselves with a Cucumber purchased from Tescos.
John
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CuriousCouple2
Warming the Bed
Quote by Horous
Now I know why the ASDA adds show people slapping their own assess. Whatever next? Someone passing out in Anne Summers having over excited themselves with a Cucumber purchased from Tescos.
John
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Yeah Cucumber always repeats on me ;)
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by Horous
Whatever next? Someone passing out in Anne Summers having over excited themselves with a Cucumber purchased from Tescos.
John
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Interesting word, CuCUMber lol
Horous
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Interesting word, CuCUMber lol

And why do they put them in their own Condoms?
John
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markz
Sex God
cucumber repeating on you? does that mean you use it more than once?