Up until today, the kids thought I was magical super mum :smug:
Their little faces go like this > :shock: :shock: whenever I do or say something magical like....
Now tell me the truth!
What's that you're hiding?
I go and drag em home from a place they haven't told me they're at!!
New clothes arrive from money picked from the tree.
I know the answers to their homework (although getting harder to keep this illusion up with the eldest, so tend to avoid her when books come out )
I know the words to most of their "original" songs.
I quite like being thought of as magic/all knowing, even if it is just to my two youngsters :smile2: Until last night that is :? They've kinda grown used to fix-it mum and reckon they believe I can do anything....
Including turning dyed jet black hair to platinum blonde :shock: :uhoh:
Not wanting to let her down, I applied the bottle of bleach, waited half an hour with daughter bouncing around in excitement about her new dollybird hair..... Me, well I was doubtful :uhoh: but didn't wanna spoil her excitement.
We went upstairs while she rinsed it off. I watched as she towel dried her hair, looked up and into the mirror.....
OMG her face, I know I shouldn't of laffed But her eyes grew to about 4 times their normal size and her jaw dropped to about knee level - when she looked back at herself and her new ........ Flame coloured orange hair!!!
I would've consoled her - but I couldn't get off the floor, or stop the tears :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So I need some advice
1) How do I get her hair to blonde? She's gonna be segregated at school tomorrow, I just know it, cos luminous orange hair isn't part of a respectable uniform :?
2) How can I get her to stop keep making herself jump every time she passes a mirror/window? :scared:
3) How can I stop her looking at me like I've ruined her childhood?
4)How can I get that "magic mum who can do anything" status back again?