was in the army.
Now i have your attention, id like to introdue myself. Im Mark , 22, 6'4" , brown hair and green-eyes. Im in the north west and im just looking for some good old-fashioned (but clean!) fun. Im new to this board, so please go easy on me!
Id also like to know whats going on with people in Liverpool. Doesnt seem to be many on here, and i don't know of any parties or clubs here either. Is it just me? am i missing out on good times in Liverpool? How can we be the capital of culture when we are full of prudes lol.
Anyway thats it for now, so a big hello to everyone, and hope you welcome me to the board with open arms!
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Sex God
Very good 
. Welcome to the forum :lol: . There are some people from your neck of the woods on the board, but I think much more events happen in the Manchester area rather than Liverpool, most of the NW clubs are around Manchester anyways 
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. Welcome to the forum :lol: . There are some people from your neck of the woods on the board, but I think much more events happen in the Manchester area rather than Liverpool, most of the NW clubs are around Manchester anyways . 
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Mark!!!!!!!!!!Made me stomach churn and everything then!!! :shock:
Welcome to the forums BTW, stick around, join in and above all, have fun
probably just a dodgy kebab.
welcome Mark.
Quote by VenusnMars
Ohhhh, I think I`m going to like this one :twisted:
Welcome to the forum, and as long as you remember that it`s MY job (with the exception of Blue....Jags..Polo.... :shock: ) to scare people around here, then we shall get on just fine!
Venusxxx
Ok sorry, i wont do it again
i had to think of something to get you all to read my post.Hello to everyone who has welcomed me so far
Sex God
Hiya Mark and welcome.
Tip - ignore Venus, she's the SH village idiot (we have all learned to tolerate her mad moments). Plus she's got a delightfully colourful set of swear words, which she tries to teach all newbies. And if she offers you sex, make sure you're not getting charged too much (50p is her standard rate).
Bev
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Tip - ignore Venus, she's the SH village idiot (we have all learned to tolerate her mad moments). Plus she's got a delightfully colourful set of swear words, which she tries to teach all newbies. And if she offers you sex, make sure you're not getting charged too much (50p is her standard rate).
Bev
xx
Sex God
See what i mean Mark 
The scary thing is how the words trip so easily off her tongue /sigh
Bev
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The scary thing is how the words trip so easily off her tongue /sigh
Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Major Warning!!!!
I thought that was my Boss - I was all ready for saluting!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Welcome to the site !!:wave: :wave: :wave:
I thought Sub-lieutenant Whipmearse was your boss. Getting a bit above ourselves here ain't we??
:welcome: Mark. I usually advise people to hang around and get to know people when they arrive but it looks as though you've made a few friends already.
Now if Venus tells you she approves because of your pleasant demeanour - you'll never know 'cos you put 6'2" brown hair and green eyes in your intro.
:lol: Quote by westerross
I thought Sub-lieutenant Whipmearse was your boss. Getting a bit above ourselves here ain't we??
:welcome: Mark. I usually advise people to hang around and get to know people when they arrive but it looks as though you've made a few already.
Now if Venus tells you she approves because of your pleasant demeanour - you'll never know 'cos you put 6'2" brown hair and green eyes in your intro.
6ft 4 actually...not that I was taking any notice or anything.........
That`s a fuck off amount of hair......*sigh*...I love guys with long hair :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
Major Warning!!!!
I thought that was my Boss - I was all ready for saluting!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Welcome to the site !!
I thought Sub-lieutenant Whipmearse was your boss. Getting a bit above ourselves here ain't we??
:welcome: Mark. I usually advise people to hang around and get to know people when they arrive but it looks as though you've made a few already.
Now if Venus tells you she approves because of your pleasant demeanour - you'll never know 'cos you put 6'2" brown hair and green eyes in your intro.
:lol:6'4" actually- and two inches can be the difference between success and failure on here
Sex God
Quote by mark_nwest
:welcome: Mark. I usually advise people to hang around and get to know people when they arrive but it looks as though you've made a few already.
Now if Venus tells you she approves because of your pleasant demeanour - you'll never know 'cos you put 6'2" brown hair and green eyes in your intro.
6'4" actually- and two inches can be the difference between success and failure on here
Now if you were 5'6" after I said you were 5'4" I'd tell you not to be so flucking picky. As it is I'll just say "Sorry".
Quote by westerross
:welcome: Mark. I usually advise people to hang around and get to know people when they arrive but it looks as though you've made a few already.
Now if Venus tells you she approves because of your pleasant demeanour - you'll never know 'cos you put 6'2" brown hair and green eyes in your intro.
6'4" actually- and two inches can be the difference between success and failure on here
Now if you were 5'6" after I said you were 5'4" I'd tell you not to be so flucking picky. As it is I'll just say "Sorry".
:D :D
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
And what's wrong with 5' 6
makes cleaning the windows just that little bit harder MrFC
