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Make me a dwarf !!!

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8 Feb 2006

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7 Feb 2006

Hi all,
Can anyone make me a dwarf ? I could do with some of his luck !!
Alan

7 Feb 2006

Quote by alanxxxxxxx
Hi all,
Can anyone make me a dwarf ? I could do with some of his luck !!
Alan

Easy = cut your head off, Legs off at the knees leave the rest cos you will need it.
Hey presto you have just lost about three foot lol

phredd

7 Feb 2006

Quote by alanxxxxxxx
Hi all,
Can anyone make me a dwarf ? I could do with some of his luck !!
Alan

come round ours and climb in the washing machine with me shirts cos they seem to come out smaller than when they went in

7 Feb 2006

Quote by alanxxxxxxx
Hi all,
Can anyone make me a dwarf ?

how's that for ye confused

7 Feb 2006

roflmao @ dracae..nice one.
dee x
Be careful what you wish for......im only 5ft

8 Feb 2006

I think I am already one as I am only 5' 9".
Poor little me. :cry:
p.s. Anyone seen snow white? She popped out to get some fire wood 5 years ago and still no sign.

8 Feb 2006

Here's one i found earlier :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=00035312

8 Feb 2006

imonly 5'8"