Male arse of the year

22 Aug 2006

How can I do any work now dunno

When I know MrFC's pert, tight, perfectly formed, manly buttocks are here - got to get these thoughts out of my head :doh:
I give-up - I'll just stare :shock:

22 Aug 2006

Quote by MrFC
Why do I do it :doh:

:taz:

I am so pleased MrFC posted :thumbup:
This is my favourite bum of all time :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Although I would love to get my hands on nick_w's bum redface

:giggle:

22 Aug 2006

Surely the arse of the year must be........

22 Aug 2006

nah - he's a dick (must not start doing the 'Team America' dicks, pussies and arseholes sketch)

22 Aug 2006

Quote by markandnicky
was tempted to enter this till i looked in the mirror and realised i have an ass like a bag of spanners

I've just relooked at my pics and mine ain't that pretty either redface

22 Aug 2006

Veet anyone? :giggle:

22 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
was tempted to enter this till i looked in the mirror and realised i have an ass like a bag of spanners

I've just relooked at my pics and mine ain't that pretty either redface

don't worry guys.....there's nothing in the rules to say you can't use photoshot to enhance them.

22 Aug 2006

...so, any advice on photographing your own arse solo? dunno

22 Aug 2006

Quote by SteveClarke
...so, any advice on photographing your own arse solo?

Nope, you'll have to come here and let me do it for you, sweet cheeks :twisted:

22 Aug 2006

Quote by SteveClarke
...so, any advice on photographing your own arse solo?

Put your digi cam on a table and put a marker a bottle or something where you want to stand (say on another table) line the cam up with the marker set the timer run like fook get ya man bits in line with the bottle and bingo one perfectly centred shot of your arse biggrin

Not as I used to spend my spare time as a single male taking pics of my own arse you understand redface

22 Aug 2006

Sheddy.... Liking Sassy's method better though :twisted:

22 Aug 2006

Quote by SteveClarke
...so, any advice on photographing your own arse solo?

I put my camera on timer with a small mirror behind it so I could see when I was 'in shot' in the viewer, failing that - how about a private room in chat, you could go on cam and I'll try and concentrate long enough to press Prt Sc.
cool

H.x

22 Aug 2006

hehe, still no webcam here - and with the monsterous couple of days I've had, I'd break one if it was turned on me...arse probably beating weathered and overworked face in the looks dept at the mo :cry:
Ach well, I'll have to have a mess with some bottles and mirrors later :twisted:

22 Aug 2006

Quote by SteveClarke
...so, any advice on photographing your own arse solo?

Either put it on a table or other solid surface or get one of them mini bendy tripods for a tenner sick cam on it and use self timer easy peasy lol

22 Aug 2006

How could I resist not being an arse of the year??
And a Pic of my bum too!

hard to believe it can give any pleasure lol
Mike...

22 Aug 2006

Quote by mdr2000
How could I resist not being an arse of the year??
And a Pic of my bum too!

hard to believe it can give any pleasure lol
Mike...

:rascal: Wow!
Earthy xx

22 Aug 2006

Quote by mdr2000
How could I resist not being an arse of the year??
And a Pic of my bum too!

hard to believe it can give any pleasure lol
Mike...

Lovely bum! Great thighs too! :lickface:

22 Aug 2006

Im Blushing..........
Honest.......
Mike xx

22 Aug 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Why do I do it :doh:

Because it is a vision of male buttock perfection.
MrsFC always said I was an arse and a bum :shock:
Little did I realise she must have been paying me compliments lol

22 Aug 2006

some of these bums are lush...but I do like a nice fuzzy one...(with a lil bit of sunburn!)

22 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
How could I resist not being an arse of the year??
And a Pic of my bum too!

hard to believe it can give any pleasure lol
Mike...

Lovely bum! Great thighs too! :lickface:
WOW!! thats pretty damn good :twisted:
Love
FIRE xx

22 Aug 2006

Any excuse, I dunno...

22 Aug 2006

Quote by SymonOUna

Any excuse, I dunno...

Jeez that looks painful!
Can we get the sizing software out guys and gals - i'm going cross-eyed here!! wink

22 Aug 2006

Edit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! duplicate posting out! mad

22 Aug 2006

I agree Choon. These pics are so wide, they reach next door ! :shock:

22 Aug 2006

Sorry.

22 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I agree Choon. These pics are so wide, they reach next door ! :shock:

Took me half an hour to scroll across to delete me duplicated post! lol

:lol:
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22 Aug 2006

Surely the best male 'arse' we have on site is Sarge anyway dunno

22 Aug 2006

Sorry.

22 Aug 2006

Quote by westerross

Any excuse, I dunno...

Jeez that looks painful!
Can we get the sizing software out guys and gals - i'm going cross-eyed here!! wink

Ow, get that man a chiropractor :scared: