Male ejaculation

9 Jan 2005

Lesson for the day then, women - and men - do not want a sex machine who performs on command, they want to know that the reason they are horny is because of you. That moment when you KNOW you he/she is right on the edge - and you can keep them there for as long as you want, and release them when you are ready :twisted:
Having said that - I have to admit - nothing is more horny to me than a woman who is pleasuring herself - purely for that reason, she is doing it for herself and not for me.
Don't tell Kit I said this - but the way to get me to do chores is to say "You do the housework today, I am off to have some quality time with my Rabbit"
lhk

9 Jan 2005

ooooooooooo I must try that one when the house needs a good clean Kat lol

9 Jan 2005

I didn't say I would do it properly! :twisted:
lhk

9 Jan 2005

Ok so what would it take for you to do it properly - a command, perhaps? I bet you bloody spy on her and the rabbit ya perv lol

9 Jan 2005

oh for the record freckles, im recruitment manager. Oh and dr ruth sucks, shes a idealist not a realist. Oh and being a teacher is a day job not a 24hrs thing. Sometimes you need to remember you are talking with grown up people with their own opinions not students who are as gulable as you THINK they are. MY ex wife was a teacher so I know what it like to live with a woman thats always teaching. Only works when the partners a teacher too.
Take care and chill out. Life dont have to be that strict all the time.
Good luck with you anyway freckles. KMA
Max xx
Knowledge is only power if you know how to put it into practise. All talk is NO action.
C U Soon
xxxx lol

9 Jan 2005

Quote by tintedwindows
hmm im concerned that there are 3 girls here in a SWINGERS site that carnt come in company......Ladies you need to get your guys together and give em all a slap over your knee.

But at least 2 of us are non swinging singles. Maybe that's the problem dunno

Perhaps it comes (pun intended) with being in a meaningful relationship? It certainly improved with time in my last relationship :twisted: cool

9 Jan 2005

Okay - I'm slightly reluctant to post in here as I sense a little tension.
But I am curious as to what exactly is unique about this "cumming on command" ( I like this phrase and hope to be able to use it a conversation at work tomorrow)?
What exactly do you mean by this? How is it different from other guys who seem in my experience to be much the same?

10 Jan 2005

Quote by tintedwindows
Take care and chill out.:

Heed your own advice!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Jan 2005

the ability to cum with a 1-2 min period at any time during a session. Ie we have sex and you say cum for me baby at anytime and within 1-2 mins i cum. then can carry in and so forth.
Trust me it ant a good thing.
:cry:
see kit kat lesson and Honeys comments obove they knows what i mean.
Max xx

10 Jan 2005

oh shurrup being mardy, we are all having a laugh here. I am most certainly NOT being a teacher, if i were I would be commenting on your terrible spelling and grammar! I don't profess to have any kind of power, nor do I need the luck you have bestowed upon me, I do OK thanks lol

You just come across as offering advice when it's not been asked for an acting as if you know all there is to know about sex and orgasms, as well as the best way to achieve one. There is NO best way, we are all very different and what works for you may not work for anyone else. I think everyone is taking your 'advice' with a very large pinch of salt to be honest and we aren't in need of any advice or help at this moment in time. Just come on the forum to chat, don't feel as if you have to be the oracle on all things sexual me dear.
Does KMA = kiss my arse, by the way? Cos that's also a bit rude you know confused

10 Jan 2005

Sorry if I have offended anyone or said/done anything against the ruiles, Sarge

10 Jan 2005

My apologies to SGT Bilko.
My apologies to Freckles 2.
Nite to you all. smile

10 Jan 2005

Stand back!! There's nothing to see here!!! :shock: confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol:

10 Jan 2005

Quote by tintedwindows
the ability to cum with a 1-2 min period at any time during a session. Ie we have sex and you say cum for me baby at anytime and within 1-2 mins i cum. then can carry in and so forth.
Trust me it ant a good thing.
:cry:
see kit kat lesson and Honeys comments obove they knows what i mean.
Max xx

Within one to two minutes - what you doing - having 3 shags including foreplay??
mm i may have said too much..................... redface

10 Jan 2005

I offer no advice just a usefull topic to discuss. And yeah my grammer and spelling is poor should have listened to my teacher. Thanks for the put down anyway.
This site is great and ive never upset anyone in my life untill now. I have said sorry, i dont wish to upset anyone either.
Max
xx

10 Jan 2005

Quote by tintedwindows
My apologies to SGT Bilko.
My apologies to Freckles 2.
Nite to you all.

cough cough am i to late ............. been running the wrong way for the past half hour redface

ops:

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
My apologies to SGT Bilko.
My apologies to Freckles 2.
Nite to you all.

cough cough am i to late ............. been running the wrong way for the past half hour redface

ops:
Must be quiting the fags, it'll be confuzzling you debs sweetie

10 Jan 2005

WTF you doing running at this time of night Debs, ya silly moo lol

Just stop and let Mr Debs have his wicked way :lol:

10 Jan 2005

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10 Jan 2005

Freckles have we made up?

10 Jan 2005

ooooooooooooooooooooo can I make up too

assionkiss: :hump: blast

:passionkiss:

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
My apologies to SGT Bilko.
My apologies to Freckles 2.
Nite to you all.

cough cough am i to late ............. been running the wrong way for the past half hour redface

ops:
Ypu must've been running my way debs!!!! Sorry - don't do male ejaculation!!!!

10 Jan 2005

Hey vicky we will always be making up hon xxx

10 Jan 2005

Quote by tintedwindows
hmm im concerned that there are 3 girls here in a SWINGERS site that carnt come in company......Ladies you need to...

I'm guessing that when it comes to sexual experience, the people you are referring to have at least a 20 year head start on you, so I wouldn't presume to tell them what they need if I were you, they already know.
I am concerned that you are concerned. Why, specifically, does their being members of this site have a bearing on what it takes for them to get their rocks off? Fact is, we're all capable of giving ourselves orgasms far more expertly than anyone can do it for us, or than we can do for them. When there's somone other than your right hand involved, there's a bit more to it though than simply charging at the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Maybe you'll find that out when you're old enough. smile

Ice

10 Jan 2005

:twisted: promises promises!!!

10 Jan 2005

hmm gues youve worked out im only 30 eh lol

10 Jan 2005

Tinted I didn't think we had fallen out, just that you were a little abusive and we were having a difference of opinion.

10 Jan 2005

OMG Ice do I look 50 ??
No, don't answer that!!

10 Jan 2005

Don't stop now, just as we were getting somewhere! :?
As I see it - Tinted is offering a man who during sex is in control and is able to respond to a womans needs in the way she wants, when she wants. - and that is no bad thing - sometimes a woman does want to just lie back and be shagged stupid, completly out of control.
But then there are other times, when she wants to be the one in control and responding to a mans needs, in the way he wants, when he wants. She wants to shag him stupid until he is completly out of control.
(um, all this refers to f/f and m/m as well)
The question that occurs to me is: is it possible for two people to shag each other stupid at the same time, for both to be completly surrendered to the moment? :? Can you both be out of control?
lhk

10 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OMG Ice do I look 50 ??
No, don't answer that!!

I said more experience, not age. ;)