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tintedwindows
Warming the Bed
so freckles just to finish off being rude....fancy a shag?...dont answer that well both be kicked out for abuse xxxx take care babe. nice bickering with you.
Max xx
Freckledbird
Sex God
* stands with hands on hips, tapping foot*
oh, oh, so you're saying i'm a tart then are ya, not old? lol :lol:
Just messing with ya Ice :twisted:
tintedwindows
Warming the Bed
Kitkat...not a bad thing...I need more of your advice. Do u do consultation please cos my issues dont help whatsoever. Hence i end up single. Is a nighmare not a gift. And i dont wanna go through life bluffing my partners.
Oh wot to do what to do...
freckles pass me that shotgun
x
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
* stands with hands on hips, tapping foot*
oh, oh, so you're saying i'm a tart then are ya, not old? lol :lol:
Just messing with ya Ice :twisted:

Oh I do hope so! biggrin :D
tintedwindows
Warming the Bed
off to bed xxx nite nite, deaming of u and me freckles. Strawberrys and cream. HMMMM honey love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Max
XXXX
Nite Vicky n stu xx
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Hope I'm messing or hope I'm a tart lol

Either will do. rotflmao
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lol :lol: Don't ever listen to me Tinted - I don't have the answers, just the right questions to ask.
All I can say is. There are times when Kit does not want sex to be about her, but about me, and she gets most cross with me if I try and change her mind. Women sometimes enjoy giving pleasure as much as receiving it.
Of course - they do expect us to be able to figure out for ourselves what mood they are in! confused :?
lhk
Freckledbird
Sex God
of course Kit, you mean you can't do that yet?
and Ice, smackbottom :smackbottom:
Kit
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
of course Kit, you mean you can't do that yet?
and Ice, smackbottom :smackbottom:

Think you mean 'Kat' there Freckledbird, and the answer is - No, he can't, he needs to be told rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
Oops sorry Kit, yes I did mean Kat, and obviously he'll need instructions, he's a man rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by freckledbird
Oops sorry Kit, yes I did mean Kat, and obviously he'll need instructions, he's a man rolleyes

Did everyone hear that - Frecklebird said (about me)- HE IS A MAN cool I think I've pulled! redface Now WTF do I do with her? :confused: :scared:
lhk
Freckledbird
Sex God
oooooo don't be getting all excited lol, it can't be good for you.
Feckity feck, I'm wondering what you can do now :shock:
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dunno The menu is long and varied, from the delicate and tantilising fare of nouveau quisine, to the traditional and filling bangers and mash :dunno:
All depends on what you have the appetite for. :twisted:
lhk
roger743
Sex God
I'm sorry; I tried to resist but I just have to ask...
Quote by tintedwindows
my largest shoot propelled 5ft obove me - we did measure i asure you.

How?
Freckledbird
Sex God
hey I just thought, there might be a world record for this...or maybe we could make it a competition at the next SH party :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
hey I just thought, there might be a world record for this...or maybe we could make it a competition at the next SH party :shock:

According to the Gormless Book Of Records, the unratified ejaculation distance submitted by a given record claimant, is always inversely proportional to the claimant's distance from the onset of puberty.
Pure coincidence of course. ;)
(These are not my words - I got them from Eyes Pie's Bolloxford English Dictionary ;) )
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
According to the Gormless Book Of Records, the unratified ejaculation distance submitted by a given record claimant, is always inversely proportional to the claimant's distance from the onset of puberty.
Pure coincidence of course. ;)
(These are not my words - I got them from Eyes Pie's Bolloxford English Dictionary ;) )

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't know what the ell your on about! But I'm bluddy wetting myself here!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Misschief - who conquerkylacturally thoroughly enjoyed being Eyes Pie, even for just a short that while :lol2:
Freckledbird
Sex God
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??
Missy
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??

Unfortunately not Freckle rotflmao I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze confused :rotflmao:
Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
lmao, you're in good company Misschief lol :lol:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??

Unfortunately not Freckle rotflmao I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze confused :rotflmao:
Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons rolleyes
As long as it's not when you do a "fifteen second sneeze" ;)
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??

Unfortunately not Freckle rotflmao I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze confused :rotflmao:
Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons rolleyes
As long as it's not when you do a "fifteen second sneeze" ;)
Bluddy ell :shock: Specially not when driving!! Or would end up not only wetting myself but also crashing the car. I can shout a sneeze when driving, but no more than about .25 of a second :?
Have I got the wrong end of the stick?? I have haven't I :? I've just typed all that out and now have a horrid feeling I've got the wrong end of the stick :undecided:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??

Unfortunately not Freckle rotflmao I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze confused :rotflmao:
Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons rolleyes
As long as it's not when you do a "fifteen second sneeze" ;)
Bluddy ell :shock: Specially not when driving!! Or would end up not only wetting myself but also crashing the car. I can shout a sneeze when driving, but no more than about .25 of a second :?
Have I got the wrong end of the stick?? I have haven't I :? I've just typed all that out and now have a horrid feeling I've got the wrong end of the stick :undecided:
Um, slightly. The Fifteen Second Sneeze was a satirical play about human orgasm. redface
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Um, slightly. The Fifteen Second Sneeze was a satirical play about human orgasm. redface

Oh piece of cake - I can shout one of 'them' fifteen second sneezes easy peasy, driving or not :lol2:
Phew, redeemed confused
Misschief - sexy as ever rotflmao
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Um, slightly. The Fifteen Second Sneeze was a satirical play about human orgasm. redface

Oh piece of cake - I can shout one of 'them' fifteen second sneezes easy peasy, driving or not :lol2:
Phew, redeemed confused
Misschief - sexy as ever rotflmao
So, I refer you back to freckleface's question. :shock: