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Just so you all are aware, we talk female ejeculation, how about male.
I cum in mega amounts, my largest shoot propelled 5ft obove me - we did measure i asure you.
The best tip is to GUYS have your legs open and like the ladies dont rush it, get your partner to tickle the balls. when you are about to cum, hold your breath for as long as you can then gasp and gasp when you release. Dam what it flow. For those ladies that love male cum, loads and with distance then they will love it. Just as we guys love girls cumming/gushing.
Max xx :P
Quote by tintedwindows
Just so you all are aware, we talk female ejeculation, how about male.
I cum in mega amounts, my largest shoot propelled 5ft obove me - we did measure i asure you.
The best tip is to GUYS have your legs open and like the ladies dont rush it, get your partner to tickle the balls. when you are about to cum, hold your breath for as long as you can then gasp and gasp when you release. Dam what it flow. For those ladies that love male cum, loads and with distance then they will love it. Just as we guys love girls cumming/gushing.
Max xx :P

:shock: A blow by blow account, if you hold your breath foe 3 mins I'm sure you will gasp surprised
You think thats detailed please read female ejeculation, thats ny field. xx Oh and its 1min not 3, you should be so lucky, I have control of my ejectulation. I can cum on command. Can be handy but also can be tiring. The sexier the babe the harder i try, after all how else will i make her cum back for more. Lasting 3 mins wont allow a second, third session xxx Max
ladies if you smile gently while its in your mouth, guys love it and feel that its what you want and they feel wanted more during the session. Remember smile gently, DONT laff hell get a complex, just a sexy passionate smile and look him in the eye, whatch his reaction, his eyes will role back and hess putty. Try it and see. Let me know the reactions ladies. (erm not to detailed, ill get told off. Just if it works or not.)
Max xx
:shock: lol :lol:
Its not meant as a boast, its quite rare, if you can too then you are also one of the lucky ones. misery arse lol .
Max
oh how can we put you to the test cumming on comand ? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol :wave2: love pepps wink
I command you to come .........................................NOW!
lhk
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I command you to come .........................................NOW!
lhk

Dunno about tinted but that did it for me redface
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: shit im running out :lol: :lol: please stop no more im begging u ladies..... see only here do you find the best girls xxxx real women real fun got i love u guys xxx max..... anyone got a towel redface
:laughabove: :sticky: :wanker: loon innocent rolleyes
Quote by KitKat
I command you to come .........................................NOW!
lhk

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
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Its not meant as a boast, its quite rare, if you can too then you are also one of the lucky ones. misery arse lol .
Max

No, you'd be boasting if u could get me to cum on command lol
Orgasms are rare here unless by my own fair hand!
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: shit im running out :lol: :lol: please stop no more im begging u ladies..... see only here do you find the best girls xxxx real women real fun got i love u guys xxx max..... anyone got a towel redface

Here have a handi andi tissue biggrin
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Its not meant as a boast, its quite rare, if you can too then you are also one of the lucky ones. misery arse lol .
Max

No, you'd be boasting if u could get me to cum on command lol
Orgasms are rare here unless by my own fair hand!
Yikes Lil_Bunny, you really do scare me with some of the things you say that I could have written myself :shock: :shock:
i don't actually think anyone asked for any tips did they ? my mum always said that it's advice (or tips) if requested, otherwise it's interfering lol
PS you do come across as boasting - pardon the pun :lol:
lil bunny it would help if you wernt tied up all the time. Oh you need to understany why u cum alone and not with your partner, let him in your mind, teach him what feels good or get rid. Give him a chance though, half of your orgasm comes from the mind, whats in your mind, what does it for you.... tell him...show him.. give him a chance failing that go lesbo, girls always know what a girl likes. lol
Honey thanks, thats not a towel its a flannel... whot you tring to say... redface
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I command you to come .........................................NOW!
lhk

Dunno about tinted but that did it for me redface :shock: ooo - perhaps I have found my talent in life...
Angel Chat, Lil Bunny (and anyone else that is reading)
I command you to come ................................ NOW! :scared:
lhk
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PS you do come across as boasting - pardon the pun lol

Yep I agree with you Frecklebird
Shireen
Quote by tintedwindows
lil bunny it would help if you wernt tied up all the time. Oh you need to understany why u cum alone and not with your partner, let him in your mind, teach him what feels good or get rid. Give him a chance though, half of your orgasm comes from the mind, whats in your mind, what does it for you.... tell him...show him.. give him a chance failing that go lesbo, girls always know what a girl likes. lol
Honey thanks, thats not a towel its a flannel... whot you tring to say... redface

Errr thats easily solved - I don't have a partner
seriously though even if I did it's easier and quicker to do it myself
Thanks freckle bird, some like help, carnt all be perfect like you hon. See Famale orgasm forum. If it helps one couple or person then its worth doing. Besides theres nothing wrong with enhancing your skills....i do see your mums point...grr women are always right. lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Its not meant as a boast, its quite rare, if you can too then you are also one of the lucky ones. misery arse lol .
Max

No, you'd be boasting if u could get me to cum on command lol
Orgasms are rare here unless by my own fair hand!
Yikes Lil_Bunny, you really do scare me with some of the things you say that I could have written myself :shock: :shock:
Oh I'm definately scary Angel Chat lol
almost screamed this morning when I looked in the mirror!!!!
Quote by Lil_Bunny
lil bunny it would help if you wernt tied up all the time. Oh you need to understany why u cum alone and not with your partner, let him in your mind, teach him what feels good or get rid. Give him a chance though, half of your orgasm comes from the mind, whats in your mind, what does it for you.... tell him...show him.. give him a chance failing that go lesbo, girls always know what a girl likes. lol
Honey thanks, thats not a towel its a flannel... whot you tring to say... redface

Errr thats easily solved - I don't have a partner
seriously though even if I did it's easier and quicker to do it myself
Same here bunny, orgasms don't 'cum' to me easily either but if a bloke does get me there OMG is it worth it! :twisted: Much easier to DIY tho.....
tinted windows...are you bald....
if you don't understand plaese see ah nuts thread !!!!!!
Hey problem solved, get lil bunny and mq locked in a room for the night....dam there would be some orgasms flying around then xxxx
lolol I don't profess to be perfect, far from it. But nor do I presume to offer this lot advice on how to come, as I am sure they're all quite experienced in these matters. And calling people misery arse won't make you many mates either or earn you much respect confused
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Hey problem solved, get lil bunny and mq locked in a room for the night....dam there would be some orgasms flying around then xxxx

Good idea but I don't swing anymore
Will just stick to my fantasies and battery powered friends thanx
Can't go wrong that way can I rolleyes
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Errr thats easily solved - I don't have a partner
seriously though even if I did it's easier and quicker to do it myself

Same here bunny, orgasms don't 'cum' to me easily either but if a bloke does get me there OMG is it worth it! :twisted: Much easier to DIY tho.....
Wow I feel so much better to find I'm not the only one who has trouble cumming in company! redface I thought I was either odd or had been DIYing for too long lol
Seriously though Tinted, as a bloke, I want a woman to come because I have turned her on so much she HAS to come, I do not want her to have a choice I want to MAKE her come. In fact, it turns me on sooooooo much when I know Kit is trying desperately NOT to come, because she wants to enjoy the feel of me coming, yet despite her best efforts, Thar she blows. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Possibly the same with women? The pleasure is about getting a bloke to the point where he has no choice about whether or not he comes?
lhk
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Hey ....dam there would be some orgasms flying around then xxxx

Don't feckin bring me into this.
I've never made a woman cum in my life.