Male oriented emails

22 Apr 2005

Not only do I get emails telling me I can have a penis extension :shock: :shock:
Easy ways to remove nasal and ear hair confused

Tonight I got an email which read as follows
Vicky : eliminate baldness in 30 secs :shock:
Is it just me or do other fems get annoyed after a while ?

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Not only do I get emails telling me I can have a penis extension :shock: :shock:
Easy ways to remove nasal and ear hair
Tonight I got an email which read as follows
Vicky : eliminate baldness in 30 secs :shock:
Is it just me or do other fems get annoyed after a while ?

Don't get annoyed, forward them to me. I could use all of these!!! lol

22 Apr 2005

I know what you mean. I have to watch the kids email like a hawk. Strangely though I never ever get spam emails...... nobody loves me :cry:

22 Apr 2005

I get zillions offering me Viagra!
I dont know wether to be insulted or amazed at the ability of the internet to predict that I might one day need some smile

22 Apr 2005

Theres a program (as a boring IT chappy), that is FREE & works... put spampal into google, and download it.
It's a bit of a bugger (oh er missus) to setup, but it works great!

22 Apr 2005

That reminds me. My next batch of breast enhancement pills are due soon. :small-print:
I'm not starting on the tummy tucking or the waste reduction nickers either.
confused mode on
What happened to the IT software sticky thread we used to have at the top? Just a little curious, oh er.
confused mode o..., I said of...... nope its not having it.

22 Apr 2005

whatever you do vicky, dont put any on that perfectly smooth peachy arse of yours babe

22 Apr 2005

Cheers Mark. Forever helpfull even when your inbox is full of spam. Mmmmm spam. :lickface:

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Not only do I get emails telling me I can have a penis extension :shock: :shock:
Easy ways to remove nasal and ear hair
Tonight I got an email which read as follows
Vicky : eliminate baldness in 30 secs :shock:
Is it just me or do other fems get annoyed after a while ?

I would love to get my hands on the eliminate baldness thing I need to find somthing to cover this birthmark up lol

22 Apr 2005

I seam to get a lot trying to sell me a jack rabbit :shock:

22 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
I know what you mean. I have to watch the kids email like a hawk. Strangely though I never ever get spam emails...... nobody loves me :cry:

Theres three main ways of your email address to be spammed.
1. Spam bots scans sites looking for email address' then adds them to their mailing list, so your email address probably isn't shown/mentioned on sites accros the net as much as your kids.
2. Signing up yourself to mailing lists can inadvertantly pass your address onto other mailing lists.
3. A lot of spam bots will just randomly send spam to an infinte number of random email address variations to see if they're active (in that the email doesn't bounce back etc), if they are active, then, well that persons address will be sent to countless number and mailing lists...
Worst thing is with all this, dont be fooled by a message thats normally shown at the bottom of the mail like "Click here to Unsubscribe" or something like that. For spam mail if you click this it'll most likely alert the spam bots saying that your address is active...
So easiest way to stop spam? limit where you use your email address, use popup spam blockers - most antivirus/firewall/popup blockers now handle this, and dont be fooled into clicking "unsubscribe" buttons from dodgy emails!
Jesus, did i really write all that?! I was never one for short messages me!
Anyway, hope this enlightens the people to the nasty-ness that is spamming....

22 Apr 2005

Im sure both you and littleme dont need the penis extensions Mark
Thanks for that Judy hun pmsl keep going with the HRT
Oh heck we will be giggling till we drop then by the sounds of it Judy
I dont get that many now but the odd one does get through but why do they think im a man fgs mad

22 Apr 2005

Supposidly I'm bald, got a small dick, hoping to pass my university degree at UCLA and unable to "perform" sexually.
evil

23 Apr 2005

Vicky
I get the spam emails for viagra, as if I need any of that. I always think the omes for male breast enlargement are funny,
Do I need enlargeing??

23 Apr 2005

TV"].
Judy........only has little tits and the joystick isn't that big either.
A joy stick of any size is still a joy stick !
Sometimes with I had one with me all the time to play with wink

23 Apr 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Vicky
I get the spam emails for viagra, as if I need any of that. I always think the omes for male breast enlargement are funny,

Do I need enlargeing??

Definitely not you Sarah but I know a Tranny that needs both of the above wink

:P

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Judy........only has little tits and the joystick isn't that big either.
No Sarah they are yummy just as they are wink

Judy..............such a nice joystick though honey

23 Apr 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
A joy stick of any size is still a joy stick !

Could I just say ms_naughty that comments like this keep my oh-so fragile self-esteem issues under some sort of control. The warm glow of a little self-confidence is a wonderous thing and being reminded that there are ladies around with this opinion is very reassuring.
Would you like to whisper these words to me on a regular basis? rotflmao

Are you sure?