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Quote by Kiss
VOTE FOR MEATY!! :lickface:
.... not that he's even noticed the banner ffs......

He's probably more concerned over the lack of votes :shock:
He needs a better campaign manager lol :lol: :lol:
Bugger off you! :lol:
My management style is an awareness capaign - not a bribery, beg, steal and borrow onslaught! flipa
wink
Does your's actually work though ? rotflmao
Not yet. :cry:
I blame the other campaign managers for being too over zealous!
.... that's my story and I'm sticking to it!.......
:flipa:
:giggle:
Quote by winchwench
VOTE FOR MEATY!! :lickface:
.... not that he's even noticed the banner ffs......

He's probably more concerned over the lack of votes :shock:
He needs a better campaign manager lol :lol: :lol:
Bugger off you! :lol:
My management style is an awareness capaign - not a bribery, beg, steal and borrow onslaught! flipa
wink
Does your's actually work though ? rotflmao
Not yet. :cry:
I blame the other campaign managers for being too over zealous!
.... that's my story and I'm sticking to it!.......
:flipa:
Giggle
:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast
:lol:
Quote by Kiss
VOTE FOR MEATY!! :lickface:
.... not that he's even noticed the banner ffs......

He's probably more concerned over the lack of votes :shock:
He needs a better campaign manager lol :lol: :lol:
Bugger off you! :lol:
My management style is an awareness capaign - not a bribery, beg, steal and borrow onslaught! flipa
wink
Does your's actually work though ? rotflmao
Not yet. :cry:
I blame the other campaign managers for being too over zealous!
.... that's my story and I'm sticking to it!.......
:flipa:
Giggle
:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast
:lol:
I'll match that offer for votes for RPM......and to help you make an informed choice: please read the following.
When asked, what they liked about me the most, all the guys (and girls) I know would invariably come up with the same answer- "you give the best oral I've eve had".
So one day, in a bit of a "strop" I responded........"so thats it is it? Thats my epitaph?"
"I'll put on my headstone "Here lies *winchy*, now she's dead,
When she wasn't, she gave good 'ead!"

Believe it or not, thats 100% true! redface
Quote by Kiss
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast

Ooohhh look I have another account :giggle:
I voted for Meaty :smug:
Quote by Kiss
:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast

Now you have put that in writing… I may just find a few folks to vote for him – just so I can watch you fulfil your contract with THEM lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Kiss
:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast

What! :shock: ........even DeSade? bolt
lol
Polo I appoint you as my campaign manager...............get working girl :twisted: :rascal:
Quote by MrFC
Polo I appoint you as my campaign manager...............get working girl :twisted: :rascal:

OMG - do you know how much I have been waiting for you to say that?
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
You do know there is a fee and it is not money :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
I'll match that offer for votes for RPM......and to help you make an informed choice: please read the following.
When asked, what they liked about me the most, all the guys (and girls) I know would invariably come up with the same answer- "you give the best oral I've eve had".
So one day, in a bit of a "strop" I responded........"so thats it is it? Thats my epitaph?"
"I'll put on my headstone "Here lies *winchy*, now she's dead,
When she wasn't, she gave good 'ead!"
Believe it or not, thats 100% true! redface
worship :inlove: 69position hump :smoke:
Quote by PoloLady
You do know there is a fee and it is not money :twisted:

Should I win or maybe even a close second......... cool I'll make sure you are suitably rewarded 8-) :rascal:
Quote by PoloLady
You do know there is a fee and it is not money :twisted:

You called??!!! cool lol
Fee
XX
Well if my services are not required I'lljust slope off & suck a banana! :spit:
Quote by Kiss
:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast
lol

Would it be unsporting to vote for myself now? wink
I must have a subtle chat with my campaign manager first thing..... evil (you have to start getting dirty) :twisted: The opposition is gettingahead :shock:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
You do know there is a fee and it is not money :twisted:

You called??!!! cool lol
Fee
XX
Ooowww - would you like me to split the reward? :rascal:
Quote by MrFC
I must have a subtle chat with my campaign manager first thing..... evil (you have to start getting dirty) :twisted: The opposition is getting ahead :shock:

Don't worry hunni... I have been a bit distracted this evening - I'll be on the case tomorrow evening - getting 'dirty' is my specialty wink
Quote by PoloLady
You do know there is a fee and it is not money :twisted:

You called??!!! cool lol
Fee
XX
Ooowww - would you like me to split the reward? :rascal:
Indeedy :rascal: Erm....what is the reward? Knowing Polo it should be good wink
Quote by Scandal
You called??!!! 8-) :lol:
Fee
XX

Wanna be my campaign manager for next year Fee?
You'll have to take the photo tho! Are you up to the job? ;)
x
You query my photographic skills and ability at campaigning?? I'm good you know! :wink:
I'll take your pic for you as long as you turn around and let me do your front too :twisted:
Fee
XX
Quote by Shireen
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast

Ooohhh look I have another account :giggle:
I voted for Meaty :smug:
rotflmao
Well well Shireen! :rascal:
Quote by PoloLady

:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! :blast:

Now you have put that in writing… I may just find a few folks to vote for him – just so I can watch you fulfil your contract with THEM lol :lol: :lol:
You perv!
Afterall, you only had to ask if that's what you were after! wink
Quote by da69ve
What! :shock: ........even DeSade? bolt
:lol:

This offer is extended to those that want oral sex from me! rolleyes
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Would it be unsporting to vote for myself now? :wink:

Don't you think I'm doing enough for you? cool
:wink: kiss :wink:
Quote by Kiss
:shock:
That's it!! The proverbial gloves are off!
I will give oral sex to anyone who votes for Meaty! blast
lol

Hmmm, I hadn't thought of voting in this. Until I saw this. cool
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Have you any idea how hard it is to get guys to vote for another guy's bum confused
Quote by PoloLady
Have you any idea how hard it is to get guys to vote for another guy's bum confused

I'd vote for a guys bum but i'm in it so i voted my own lol
Did someone say this was gonna get dirty........thats my middle name!
I have a cunning plan........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by goose35
Have you any idea how hard it is to get guys to vote for another guy's bum confused

I'd vote for a guys bum but i'm in it so i voted my own lol
Well I'm not - so I'm open to the best offer from a female campaign manager!! :twisted:
Mercenary moi?
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Quote by westerross
Have you any idea how hard it is to get guys to vote for another guy's bum confused

I'd vote for a guys bum but i'm in it so i voted my own lol
Well I'm not - so I'm open to the best offer from a female campaign manager!! :twisted:
Mercenary moi?
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I could play a tune or 6 on that trumpet of yours....... wink
Quote by westerross
Have you any idea how hard it is to get guys to vote for another guy's bum confused

I'd vote for a guys bum but i'm in it so i voted my own lol
Well I'm not - so I'm open to the best offer from a female campaign manager!! :twisted:
Mercenary moi?
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I aint got one i'm going DIY :lol:
It has just taken me 30 minutes to get 3 bloody votes - this reward better be worth it MrFC :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
Have you any idea how hard it is to get guys to vote for another guy's bum confused

I'd vote for a guys bum but i'm in it so i voted my own lol
Well I'm not - so I'm open to the best offer from a female campaign manager!! :twisted:
Mercenary moi?
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I could play a tune or 6 on that trumpet of yours....... wink
Now, whilst I'll always sit up and pay attention when someone offers to play a tune on me trumpet, I have to weigh up the opportunities.
So if Meaty's campaign manager wants to up the stakes - then I'm prepared to consider the options - or anybody else for that matter!
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MrFC better get warmed up ready for my reward - he is in second place now - for the moment anyway. (I'll reserve some effort till I know what's on offer) lol
With all the sexual favour bribery going on and Kiss' blatant flouting of rules (aka CHEATING! lol ) to get meatball votes, I've snatched and butchered your campaign banner in a blatent attempt to sway votes in a counter campaign! ;) :lol:
Behold my creation....

And if you hadn't guessed, seeing as most other people have campaign managers and it's simply not cricket to have your own wife do the touting.... I've adopted the Laird's arse! biggrin
NOW VOTE! :D
You know it's the right choice! ;) :thumbup: