If you want to know why you should....
1 - he has a great arse :lickface:
2 - I won't openly stoop to offers of sexual favours like some people (though PM's are welcome)
3 - I said so and I am fucking scarey!
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Sex God
Shite, after seeing point three in your list Polo, I'm tempted to change my allegance to the Laird's Scottish Beauty already....
Mind... agreeing with you recently has become all to easy, so it's bout time I went against what you told me to do.
VOTE MR F.... No...no, no,
I am sooo weak.
VOTE LAIRD!VOTE LAIRD!VOTE LAIRD!
;)
Mind... agreeing with you recently has become all to easy, so it's bout time I went against what you told me to do.
VOTE MR F.... No...no, no,
I am sooo weak.
VOTE LAIRD!VOTE LAIRD!VOTE LAIRD!
;) Quote by PoloLady
Vote MrFC
If you want to know why you should....
1 - he has a great arse :lickface: - Although I must agree my loyalty is still with Meaty!
2 - I won't openly stoop to offers of sexual favours like some people (though PM's are welcome)
3 - I said so and I am fucking scarey!
Quote by little gem
With all the sexual favour bribery going on and Kiss' blatant flouting of rules (aka CHEATING!
Behold my creation....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Classic!
I think I'll have to go and create a new banner now!
Quote by Kiss
I told Meaty he needed a better campaign manager
Cheeky mare! :lol:
Well I just don't feel comfortable PMing/texting/calling people for votes!
I thought it was for oral
:shock:
Stop pickin' on me and concentrate on your own arse!
:lol:
Now now ladies.....lets not fight......yet!
>>>>>>winchwench sits back & chuckles about her cunning plan in a menacing, master criminal way>>>>>>>
Vote MrFC, you know it makes sense
Just click on that vote, don’t sit on the fence.
His bum is so perfect, all perky and round
Not overly hairy – like others around.
Look at the photos, look closely I dare
Meaty’s is covered in ginger pube hair
Tony’s is pretty, but not like a man’s
Chewt0y is cheating, holding it up with his hands
Searcher’s is wonky and Mal’s is old hat
Simon0una shouldn’t be able to bend it like that!
RedPant-herman hmmm, what is under the belt
He has something to hide – well that’s how I felt
Da69ve’s bum is spotty, he said so - not me
Laird cheated and posted a double entry
Mdr2000, h and the stag
All seem ok – but they’ve nothing to brag
Goose I can’t comment – as I just may offend
The choice here is simple, don't try to pretend
Of all the contestants and bums that you see
The best one is attached to ... MrFC
Just click on that vote, don’t sit on the fence.
His bum is so perfect, all perky and round
Not overly hairy – like others around.
Look at the photos, look closely I dare
Meaty’s is covered in ginger pube hair
Tony’s is pretty, but not like a man’s
Chewt0y is cheating, holding it up with his hands
Searcher’s is wonky and Mal’s is old hat
Simon0una shouldn’t be able to bend it like that!
RedPant-herman hmmm, what is under the belt
He has something to hide – well that’s how I felt
Da69ve’s bum is spotty, he said so - not me
Laird cheated and posted a double entry
Mdr2000, h and the stag
All seem ok – but they’ve nothing to brag
Goose I can’t comment – as I just may offend
The choice here is simple, don't try to pretend
Of all the contestants and bums that you see
The best one is attached to ... MrFC
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I told Meaty he needed a better campaign manager
He needs all the help he can get! :lol: Just look at the poll votes! :lol:
He aint gonna win, you're fighting a loosing battle Kiss. You'll do all the work, slog your guts out making those fancy banners and when he doesn't win... you'll be cast on the used female pile, never to be seen again.
And we don't want that now do we?
Sooooo, :twisted: join Polo and I in our campaigns for Laird and , both bottys of deserning, gentlemanly and sexyily squeesable quality, and we'll make it worth your while! ;) :rascal: :twisted:
Quote by little gem
I told Meaty he needed a better campaign manager
He needs all the help he can get! :lol: Just look at the poll votes! :lol:
Poor Meaty!
He aint gonna win, you're fighting a loosing battle Kiss. You'll do all the work, slog your guts out making those fancy banners and when he doesn't win... you'll be cast on the used female pile, never to be seen again. :(
Aye? "you'll be cast on the used female pile"
And we don't want that now do we?
NO! :cry:
Sooooo, :twisted: join Polo and I in our campaigns for Laird and , both bottys of deserning, gentlemanly and sexyily squeesable quality, and we'll make it worth your while! ;) :rascal: :twisted:
Worth my while? Now that's a very tempting offer! I'm sure Meaty will understand (as long as I forward him the photos!). :rascal: I think I'll have to pick Laird as he wears skirts! :grin:
Quote by PoloLady
I have to go away working for a few days :cry:
And you say that I'm a crap campaign manager!
At least I got mine into join 1st within 24hrs :lol:
(but I guess you can only do your best with what you are given to work with)
Awwwwww leave Meaty's peachy bum alone! :sparring:
Sex God
Quote by kiss
Worth my while? Now that's a very tempting offer! I'm sure Meaty will understand (as long as I forward him the photos!). :rascal: I think I'll have to pick Laird as he wears skirts! :grin:
:happy: :rose:
Woohoo! :bounce::welcome: to camp Laird...
not that he's overly camp in a village people way, but he is a kind and lovely man and the right bottom of choice!
JCB for digging holes anyone???? :doh:Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
Don't feel sorry for meatball, he is now the enemy and must remain at less than 5% in the polling stations! This is your mission!
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Quote by little gem
:happy: :rose:
:welcome: to camp Laird...
not that he's overly camp in a village people way, but he is a kind and lovely man and the right bottom of choice!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
Don't feel sorry for meatball, he is now the enemy and must remain at less than 5% in the polling stations! This is your mission!
This message will self destruct in
5
4
3
2
1
(((BANG))) *fizzle fizzle fizzle*
:smug:
My work here is done! :D
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ok ok as long as I receive proper payment!
I'm off to write a ditty ot design a banner - I can't decide yet.
:D
Quote by PoloLady
RedPant-herman hmmm, what is under the belt
He has something to hide – well that’s how I felt
You're quite right to state it- 'cos I've felt it too....
Its big, black and hard and it made me go "oooooh"
Yeah liquorish stains make me feel queezy too :P
Edited just to avoid confusion to those with lack of judgement :thumbup:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:shock: Have I missed something here? Has Meaty been nicking your make up again or summat? :shock:
I was lured away by Gem with promises of "It will be worth your while!"
What's a girl to do? As if he wouldn't do the same!
Plus the fact I can never resist a man in a skirt.. I mean kilt!
