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Hi as a newcomer on here, I find it annoying that people haven't the manners to reply to me mad , even a short thanks but no thanks would be nice. I await with interest to see what other people think rolleyes
Quote by mancuniahphil
Hi as a newcomer on here, I find it annoying that people haven't the manners to reply to me mad , even a short thanks but no thanks would be nice. I await with interest to see what other people think rolleyes

Without appearing rude, which is obviously a sore point with you, may I suggest you take a little time to read through some previous posts on exactly the same point and the reasons behind it. Use the search facility above and you should find some posted not so very long ago.
This may not seem to helpful, however this has been brought up many many times before and doesn't really warrant bringing up again..
As this is a repititious post, I will lock it, but if anyone feels strongly about it, pm me and I may reconsider.
Mal
Aah, I think I've figured out why he doesn't get many replies -
Quote by mancuniahphil
well fuk off I'm Outta here

Subtle, very subtle.
He's an ex-member now. lol
Mal
wink
ahhh jolly good then.. guess we don;t really need this thread then do we?
Only for historical purposes, should anyone ask why he now spends more time watching daytime TV!! lol
Mal
wink
Quote by Mal
Aah, I think I've figured out why he doesn't get many replies -
well fuk off I'm Outta here

Subtle, very subtle.
He's an ex-member now. lol
Mal
wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Manners maketh the . . . . . what confused: :?: :?:
I am not Quit sure what he was on about tell you the truth!
did he mean PMS or adds or posts dunno
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: mal i think me and you are starting to connect more lol!!!!
what a arse he was!!!!!
not as nice as your may i add mal!!! wink
louxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: mal i think me and you are starting to connect more lol!!!!
what a arse he was!!!!!
not as nice as you may i add mal!!! wink
louxxxxx

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
:wink:
Quote by Mal
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: mal i think me and you are starting to connect more lol!!!!
what a arse he was!!!!!
not as nice as you may i add mal!!! wink
louxxxxx

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
:wink:
kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
Quote by bailiffs

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
"Mal grabs coat on way out - he's pulled!!" :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
Quote by Mal

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
"Mal grabs coat on way out - he's pulled!!" :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
lou grabs hers and runs off into the sunset..................................gets to the "ranch" and goes on a romantic horse ride with mal
lou :wink: xx
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wonders if hats need to be bought
lol :lol:

:lol: thinks mr bailiff would feel left out.................but.................he'll get over it :lol:
Quote by bailiffs

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
"Mal grabs coat on way out - he's pulled!!" :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
lou grabs hers and runs off into the sunset..................................gets to the "ranch" and goes on a romantic horse ride with mal
lou :wink: xx
Aaah, she's obviously heard of the legendary 'Little Mal'- the cutest thing to grace these Forums for many a year! :lol:
Thinks to himself - is this the right time to book a room? :shock:
Mal
xxx :wink:
Quote by Mal

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
"Mal grabs coat on way out - he's pulled!!" :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
lou grabs hers and runs off into the sunset..................................gets to the "ranch" and goes on a romantic horse ride with mal
lou :wink: xx
Aaah, she's obviously heard of the legendary 'Little Mal'- the cutest thing to grace these Forums for many a year! :lol:
Thinks to himself - is this the right time to book a room? :shock:
Mal
xxx :wink:
Shouldn't you 2 have taken this flirting to pm by now?? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Mal

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
"Mal grabs coat on way out - he's pulled!!" :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
lou grabs hers and runs off into the sunset..................................gets to the "ranch" and goes on a romantic horse ride with mal
lou :wink: xx
Aaah, she's obviously heard of the legendary 'Little Mal'- the cutest thing to grace these Forums for many a year! :lol:
Thinks to himself - is this the right time to book a room? :shock:
Mal
xxx :wink:
thinks a room?? let be adventurous and use one of the stables!!! :wink: theres a few bale's of hay in this one............
louxx :wink:
ben looks out the window, he takes a deep breath, his hair blowing like wild grass on the edge of a river bank, the sort of grass a cow would happily stop and graze on before venturing to pastures new.
squinting through the mist of dust and bad eyesight,he spots a beautiful women riding bareback with what looks like a man...with a girls bottom.
sorry i was going back to the ranch bit and sunset...!!! he he
Quote by Ben1978
ben looks out the window, he takes a deep breath, his hair blowing like wild grass on the edge of a river bank, the sort of grass a cow would happily stop and graze on before venturing to pastures new.
squinting through the mist of dust and bad eyesight,he spots a beautiful women riding bareback with what looks like a man...with a girls bottom.

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry i was going back to the ranch bit and sunset...!!! he he
Quote by Sarah1448
Shouldn't you 2 have taken this flirting to pm by now?? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Oops! redface
This would normally classed as hi-jacking a thread, but since the originator is no longer here, it doesn't really matter, does it?
Right, where were we? Ah yes - " Bailiffs approaches wearing exceptionally tight riding jodphurs and boots and......................... :twisted: !
Mal
a cowboy hat...................lol.......................i look over to see mal's.................................fine arse and my heart melts, i approach mal and..............................................................
maybe this thread name should be changed to mal and lou's sexual encounter lol
louxxxx wink
Quote by bailiffs
a cowboy hat...................lol.......................i look over to see mal's.................................fine arse and my heart melts, i approach mal and..............................................................
maybe this thread name should be changed to mal and lou's sexual encounter lol
louxxxx wink

If only i had more time to continue this, but alas and alack, duty calls :cry: .
But this is not goodbye, but merely adieu lol
until then Lou, savour this moment, like the sparkling sea at sunset, which glows like the lights of your eyes, twinkling, so close, yet........ so far.
As Lou's quietly sobs at losing her loving companion, Mal turns away and walks slowly back to reality.......................... :cry:
............. until the next time!!! :lol: :twisted:
Quote by bailiffs
ben looks out the window, he takes a deep breath, his hair blowing like wild grass on the edge of a river bank, the sort of grass a cow would happily stop and graze on before venturing to pastures new.
squinting through the mist of dust and bad eyesight,he spots a beautiful women riding bareback with what looks like a man...with a girls bottom.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
BEN! Haven't you got some work to be doing or watching Des and Mel?
Quote by Mal
a cowboy hat...................lol.......................i look over to see mal's.................................fine arse and my heart melts, i approach mal and..............................................................
maybe this thread name should be changed to mal and lou's sexual encounter lol
louxxxx wink

If only i had more time to continue this, but alas and alack, duty calls :cry: .
But this is not goodbye, but merely adieu lol
until then Lou, savour this moment, like the sparkling sea at sunset, which glows like the lights of your eyes, twinkling, so close, yet........ so far.
As Lou's quietly sobs at losing her loving companion, Mal turns away and walks slowly back to reality.......................... :cry:
............. until the next time!!! :lol: :twisted:
Quote by bailiffs
ben looks out the window, he takes a deep breath, his hair blowing like wild grass on the edge of a river bank, the sort of grass a cow would happily stop and graze on before venturing to pastures new.
squinting through the mist of dust and bad eyesight,he spots a beautiful women riding bareback with what looks like a man...with a girls bottom.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
BEN! Haven't you got some work to be doing or watching Des and Mel?
devostated laura pulls out her camera takes a picture of mals arse and holds the camera close to her heart, waiting to have the picture developed will be like waiting for her darlings return, reduced to a bundle of tears lou falls to her knees and crumbles into a pile of horse manure...................untill next time may my heart be with you............ :cry:
Quote by bailiffs

I lurrrve you!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

kiss the feeling mutual!!! :wink:
hope to see you soon at a up coming munch!!!! smile
"Mal grabs coat on way out - he's pulled!!" :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
lou grabs hers and runs off into the sunset..................................gets to the "ranch" and goes on a romantic horse ride with mal
lou :wink: xx
Aaah, she's obviously heard of the legendary 'Little Mal'- the cutest thing to grace these Forums for many a year! :lol:
Thinks to himself - is this the right time to book a room? :shock:
Mal
xxx :wink:
thinks a room?? let be adventurous and use one of the stables!!! :wink: theres a few bale's of hay in this one............
louxx :wink:
poor horse having to watch two cute arses at it redface
meanwhile Sarah and Dambuster come galloping though the field, on 2 horses from the local equestrian centre, with equi-princess in close persuit
Quote by JudyTV
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: mal i think me and you are starting to connect more lol!!!!
wink
louxxxxx


rushes to Judy's walk in wardrobe and checks out the unused bridesmaids dress tucked away on the back rail. biggrin
Judy

no,no,no its ok judy the bridesmaids dresses well.................there on mal!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
as corries cilla says make sure you bring alot of big p's......................prezzies :wink:
Quote by Sarah1448
meanwhile Sarah and Dambuster come galloping though the field, on 2 horses from the local equestrian centre, with equi-princess in close persuit

lou looks up......................have these people come to resue me from thy heartbreak???
Quote by bailiffs
no,no,no its ok judy the bridesmaids dresses well.................there on mal!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
as corries cilla says make sure you bring alot of big p's......................prezzies wink

Actually, Judy does look better in a dress, but I do have more stunning attributes :twisted:
xxxx
Quote by bailiffs
meanwhile Sarah and Dambuster come galloping though the field, on 2 horses from the local equestrian centre, with equi-princess in close persuit

lou looks up......................have these people come to resue me from thy heartbreak???
I should be so lucky ! ! !