Married ladies

13 Dec 2006

Can you married ladies who like to play explain to me why u r all so much better in bed than your single counterparts. I now only fuck married women and some are absolutely sensational !!
Had 2 cuckold experiences so far but prefer the ones who let me wine them and dine them and then mutual indulgence before sending them home to tell their hubbies. What is it with you married ladies ?
Trade secrets please. biggrin

13 Dec 2006

I'm sorry but am I the only one offended by this? As a single fem, who is repeatedly praised for my 'performance', I can assure you it is not just married women who are 'absolutely sensational'. But maybe you should look at why the married women you meet are so good?
Is it age? Over a certain age, regardless of marital status, women become more confident, open and comfortable with their sexuality. If you were 23 would you be able to say the same about the younger married/single women?
Married women are comfortable in their own relationship and aren't prone to criticism or care about their 'reputation', however as a single female is constantly aware of being the subject of 'discussion' 'ridicule' or worse, a 'character assassination' while being treated like an unpaid hooker, maybe they are a little more 'reserved' at first.
But where does your argument stand with divorced women? Surely they have been the 'sensational' married woman who is now lumped with the label of being single, but does that mean she forgets how to be sensational in the sack?
And have you considered you might just have been lucky with the married ladies you met, and unlucky with the single girls? But also, has your performance changed in any way, simply because hubby was watching/hearing about it, did you suddenly improve because you imagined you were in a porn film/erotic story? You never know, maybe you're not so good with single women! lol

I would think it best to reserve judgement on the sexual prowess of married women versus single girls until you have had them all, then you can speak with some authority!! lol

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Can you married ladies who like to play explain to me why u r all so much better in bed than your single counterparts. I now only fuck married women and some are absolutely sensational !!
Had 2 cuckold experiences so far but prefer the ones who let me wine them and dine them and then mutual indulgence before sending them home to tell their hubbies. What is it with you married ladies ?
Trade secrets please.

This reads like an ad rolleyes

- I think translated it means "Hey married ladies - come and get it here".
Hope it works for you ugetswotuc wink

36

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie
.... You never know, maybe you're not so good with single women! ....

Well he won't be now that's for sure - not now he has tipped us all off about what he thinks wink

13 Dec 2006

Quote by PoloLady
.... You never know, maybe you're not so good with single women! ....

Well he won't be now that's for sure - not now he has tipped us all off about what he thinks wink

Exactly, on the ignore list already lol

Just hope there are no singles out there willing to prove you wrong, but thanks for making us all feel oh so special today!!
And a Merry Xmas to you!!

13 Dec 2006

Gosh - I had no idea how upset some of you would be. Struck a nerve there then Klassy ? I'm not suggesting married ladies are the only ones any good in bed.
Touchy feely..........and are you suggesting that married ladies don't need to keep themselves in shape simply because they are married........You accuse me of being against single ladies (to which I made no reference) and then say married ladies don't need or want to look after themselves - bit hypocritical that.
Cmon u married ladies give me some support here !
smile

13 Dec 2006

Don't worry CK...
methinks this is one of those 'hey look at me... I'm a fab guy' type-of-posts
Extolling 'the sexual prowess of married women' so as to widen his :gagged: existing circle of shags dunno

But hey we are all welcome here on an open forum to voice whatever we want!
Nice to hear about your experience with 'the sexual prowess of married women' uget
......I think confused

Have you had any experience with a single woman?
Care expand on your theory as to why you seem to find married women 'better'?
As this is an open forum would you object to non married women, single guys or couples commenting on this?
Popcorn please!

13 Dec 2006

Just wondering how good your performance will be now with that injury from shooting yourself in the foot rolleyes

13 Dec 2006

I'm sorry but am I the only one offended by this?
I don't blame you..... it's a stab in the back for single fems, you are quite right, what if they are divorced?
I was divorced and remarried... does that mean I was shite in bed 6 yrs ago.. but now I'm great?? :shock: dunno

13 Dec 2006

What a response. Seem to have upset everyone. Just promoting debate and discussion but you believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better and you want to be on the side of "Political correctness" aka this Labour Government.
Where's all your personal character gone........and why are you channelled into a "defence" mode simply because someone posts an opinion. Too touchy u singles ! You are helping to prove my point. Thanks.
PS - No hard feelings (excuse the pun).......just a bit of fun. Very Merry Xmas whatever your opinion !!

13 Dec 2006

Quote by jaymar
...I was divorced and remarried... does that mean I was shite in bed 6 yrs ago.. but now I'm great?? :shock:

:giggle:

:giggle:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Gosh - I had no idea how upset some of you would be. Struck a nerve there then Klassy ? I'm not suggesting married ladies are the only ones any good in bed.
Touchy feely..........and are you suggesting that married ladies don't need to keep themselves in shape simply because they are married........You accuse me of being against single ladies (to which I made no reference) and then say married ladies don't need or want to look after themselves - bit hypocritical that.
Cmon u married ladies give me some support here !

Well thank you for that, and thank you for proving my point, even if its only in my head! lol

Its Classy, not Klassy.
It didn't hit a nerve at all, its an open forum and is meant for healthy debate. And no man so far up his own is ever capable of finding a nerve never mind hitting it!! lol

But, note to yourself Pet! If you're gonna be patronising and critical of my opinion, at least try to read the original post, and get the facts right. At no point did I ever say that married women don't need or want to look after themselves, I never suggested they don't keep themselves in shape, I simply said they are more relaxed because they are in a secure relationship, where criticism from the outside world doesn't affect them, which means, chances are, and from experience, that they don't have to worry about what they do in bed. Being comfortable and confident in bed is not a married lady monopoly, I was merely suggesting 'some' women might be more laid back and adventurous when they know there is no criticism forthcoming! lol

If your sexual prowess compares to your ability to read and interpret replies on here, then I'm positively 'thrilled' that you have chosen the married ladies on the site to keep you happy. I'd hate to have to explain where everything is on a single girl!!

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Gosh - I had no idea how upset some of you would be. Struck a nerve there then Klassy ? I'm not suggesting married ladies are the only ones any good in bed.
Touchy feely..........and are you suggesting that married ladies don't need to keep themselves in shape simply because they are married........You accuse me of being against single ladies (to which I made no reference) and then say married ladies don't need or want to look after themselves - bit hypocritical that.
Cmon u married ladies give me some support here !

Yes you did.... "single female counterparts.....!"

13 Dec 2006

Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
Rotfl
How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.

13 Dec 2006

I'm not sure about "Political correctness" aka this Labour Government.
or "defence" mode
or 'Too touchy singles'...
but to quote...

Quote by 36openminded
maybe next time try not to put anybody down in the process (i.e. the singles)

That says it all mate!

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
What a response. Seem to have upset everyone. Just promoting debate and discussion but you believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better and you want to be on the side of "Political correctness" aka this Labour Government.
Where's all your personal character gone........and why are you channelled into a "defence" mode simply because someone posts an opinion. Too touchy u singles ! You are helping to prove my point. Thanks.
PS - No hard feelings (excuse the pun).......just a bit of fun. Very Merry Xmas whatever your opinion !!

By the way, just another hint as to posting and reading replies.
The lol

sign, any smiley faces, anything laughing or grinning, usually means we are not remotely 'touchy' and we are actually secretly (or not so secretly) laughing!!
lol

13 Dec 2006

Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
Rotfl
How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.
While healthy debate is all good and can be fun I find that comment taking it to far. It is no concern or even business of yours what happened in that relationship and so you and everyone inc myself should keep away from it.
The to laugh about it is even worse mad

13 Dec 2006

don't worry about it ugetswotuc....your wife was on here last week only saying how much she adores single guys and how much better they are in bed!

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Mr-Powers
don't worry it mate....your wife was on here last week only saying how much she adores single guys and how much better they are in bed!

:laughabove: lol

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
Rotfl
How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.

hahahahaha yeah very funny! lol

actually, I left him! flipa

Oh and by the way.. it took just 5 mins to respond!... probably same amount of time you spend on being nice to the ladies in here... I feel a lock coming on :sleeping:

13 Dec 2006

damn... I thought that I had found the man for me then.
clearly not.
oh well, I shall keep on begging, pleading and looking doleful in the corner of the forum until some kind soul takes pity.
rolleyes

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
What a response. Seem to have upset everyone. Just promoting debate and discussion but you believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better and you want to be on the side of "Political correctness" aka this Labour Government.
Where's all your personal character gone........and why are you channelled into a "defence" mode simply because someone posts an opinion. Too touchy u singles ! You are helping to prove my point. Thanks.
PS - No hard feelings (excuse the pun).......just a bit of fun. Very Merry Xmas whatever your opinion !!

i have a theory that anyone called ugetswotuc is a halfwitted crap shag with a one inch cock (when he can get it up) desperatly trying to get laid by married women cos the singles won't touch him with a shitty stick, cos lets face it, women find it so hard to get a shag (unless they turn you down, then they're ugly frigid bitches and you didn't want to shag them anyway, you were just doing them a favour).
Discuss smile

PS - No hard feelings (excuse the pun).......just a bit of fun. Very Merry Xmas whatever your opinion
Just promoting debate and discussion but you believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better and you want to be on the side of "Political correctness" aka this Labour Government. wink

:thumbup:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by leroy1867
Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
Rotfl
How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.

While healthy debate is all good and can be fun I find that comment taking it to far. It is no concern or even business of yours what happened in that relationship and so you and everyone inc myself should keep away from it.
The to laugh about it is even worse mad

Thank u Leroy kiss

, I wasn't offended not one bit, it is rare I get offended by idiots, I find people like that quite humerous actually. wink

13 Dec 2006

Quote by jaymar
...I feel a cock coming on :sleeping:

I'm a bad boy bolt

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
Rotfl
How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.

Maybe if you spent longer looking for married ladies to inflate your ego, than you did on here criticising others, you would do much better!! Wonder how your wife feels about your attitude to marriage, or other peoples marriages!! lol

And I'm sure you will have heard this a million times before ...........................
Bored now!!!!!!

13 Dec 2006

Classy - u ought to be renamed Sassy smile

Nice of you to question my sexual prowess. I am no Casanova - just an ordinary guy expressing his opinion of his experience. As I said I'm sorry you feel so upset about it. Of course I've had relationships with single ladies and some very nice ones too but generally I've found married ladies to be more tiggerish in bed with less baggage. You make some good points about them feeling more comfortable with themselves perhaps. Thanks for that anyway.
Here's a baseball bat to hit me with next time.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by jaymar
Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
Rotfl
How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.

While healthy debate is all good and can be fun I find that comment taking it to far. It is no concern or even business of yours what happened in that relationship and so you and everyone inc myself should keep away from it.
The to laugh about it is even worse mad

Houmor is one thing but thats getting personal and I believe that you have to take the pi** out of yourself before you even come close to having the right to take it out of other people.
This comment was just rude!
Thank u Leroy kiss

, I wasn't offended not one bit, it is rare I get offended by idiots, I find people like that quite humerous actually. wink

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Where's all your personal character gone........and why are you channelled into a "defence" mode simply because someone posts an opinion. Too touchy u singles ! You are helping to prove my point. Thanks.

May be you are right ... or....
may be the single women you have encoutered just didn't find you a turn on and couldn't be arsed to try that much (as being footloose and fancy free means we can make up for a disappointing encounter quite easily). However, sometimes the married ladies have to make the most of a bad lot, as they may have family commitments making it diffcult to arrange another meet so soon.
May be it is down to the type of women you attract? It is not really our fault you can't pull the good ones is it dunno

Or, may be it is all subjective and your 'limited' experience has given you this view.
Who really cares rolleyes

13 Dec 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...I feel a cock coming on :sleeping:

I'm a bad boy bolt

Yes you are...mmmmmmmmmmm smackbottom

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
...Here's a baseball bat to hit me with next time.

Hit you with it :shock:
I think a pants down dry insertion would be preferable...
But hey that's just my opinion... open to debate... labour gov... oh bollox! I cant be arsed anymore!

Are you sure?