Well, I've got to catch a train tomorrow so I won't, surprisingly, be able to go for the record of 8 hours 30 minutes. I have, perhaps amazingly, managed to obtain some sponsorship but they've sponsored me per minute. If they'd sponsored me for the whole thing I could have make a token appearance and caught my train. Whereas now for every minute I leave early, I'm taking money out of the poor orphans' mouths.
So the question is - would anyone like to enter the Symon O'Una lottery? How long, in minutes, do you reckon I'll be present at the event for? As it is, by the way, I'll be lucky to be there for a hour, so if you do guess, conservative estimates are the order of the day.
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Masturbate-a-thon - yes, again...
Quote by SymonOUna
Well, I've got to catch a train tomorrow so I won't, surprisingly, be able to go for the record of 8 hours 30 minutes. I have, perhaps amazingly, managed to obtain some sponsorship but they've sponsored me per minute. If they'd sponsored me for the whole thing I could have make a token appearance and caught my train. Whereas now for every minute I leave early, I'm taking money out of the poor orphans' mouths.
So the question is - would anyone like to enter the Symon O'Una lottery? How long, in minutes, do you reckon I'll be present at the event for? As it is, by the way, I'll be lucky to be there for a hour, so if you do guess, conservative estimates are the order of the day.
I don't think I'll be in the bits televised on C4 - they did ask for an interview but I've been on TV for daft things many a time so I thought I'd give someone else a go.
The event was, as expected, rather po-faced and worthy (at least they didn't employ redcoat style people trying to jolly the public along) but everyone was nice enough, I got a free cup of apple juice and raised about £22.
And 120 minutes was my total. I didn't, er, finish off either. Who knows, I may go for the record next year...
The event was, as expected, rather po-faced and worthy (at least they didn't employ redcoat style people trying to jolly the public along) but everyone was nice enough, I got a free cup of apple juice and raised about £22.
And 120 minutes was my total. I didn't, er, finish off either. Who knows, I may go for the record next year...
